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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Let's see. I'll take a petite brunette with a great body and nice brown eyes. Wrapping optional.


For $20, She Said She'll Give You A Handjob, Too.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Happy Holidays
I Used To Love The Fez, Then The Moron Got Mad, So I Love The Moron.
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

For $20, She Said She'll Give You A Handjob, Too.



I'm not even gonna touch that with a 20 foot pole. :)


I've been wrong, I've been down

Into the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head

Scream "are we having fun yet?
"
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

For $20, She Said She'll Give You A Handjob, Too.

Does she have to give it back to go inside?
quote:

a 20 foot pole

How do you manage to walk?



I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation You're my kinda lover...
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Count me in.

Quote of the Day - Yahoo sucks. - Me


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

For $20, She Said She'll Give You A Handjob, Too

When did he become FoundryMusicFroy?


The more things change the more they stay the same.
The more they stay the same, the more I go insane.
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Froy.. Count me in on this..
I only wish i had signed up sooner.. I was
shopping last night at PathMark.. and I saw
the perfect gift for gonzo..
had to be a 20 to 30 lbs eggplant...



No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Lgaia
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Not a lot of people have posted what they might want or like, so do it now. That way your "Secret Santa" has a clue!!!

Otherwise I'll just wrap up something totally useless and thoughtless. Now that wouldnt be fun would it?? A good coffee table book would be welcome on my side...or even a nice gag gift is fine. Just dont make me blush ok? I get embarrassed VERY easily...




"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
FN Moron
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posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Just dont make me blush ok? I get embarrassed VERY easily...
So I guess, the more batteries the better? ;)



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-13-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Ok guys, there's about 25 people doing this. If you want in, I have to know by tomorrow morning so I can be sure to get back to you and give you enough time to run out and get something.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Lgaia
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
FN Moron.....what are these batteries you speak of?
It's official, someone is getting a nice array of useless spatulas from me.:).....I mean Santa.



"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"

This message was edited by Lgaia on 12-13-01 @ 11:48 PM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
I act blonde, My hair's red, and you think I'm a brunette... ponderous f'n ponderous.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Happy Holidays
I Used To Love The Fez, Then The Moron Got Mad, So I Love The Moron.
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

the perfect gift for gonzo..
had to be a 20 to 30 lbs eggplant...



Just to make clear why I didn't enter my name in this one. I still have the 5 eggplants I got from tierneys, I will admit froy was the first.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I am the coolest Santa EVER! :)



Gonzo was just a phase.... SLASH is my world now!


GonzoStyle
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I am the coolest Santa EVER!



what'd you get me?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Sephiroth
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Your name inked onto his cock.

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Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Your name inked onto his cock.



Two problems.

Won't the ink come off when I suck it?

How the fuck did you know?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 5:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. :)

Besides, do you know how long a ninja robot can go?



Gonzo was just a phase.... SLASH is my world now!


GonzoStyle
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Besides, do you know how long a ninja robot can go?



You cheating bitch, just wait till tonight.

Like i told VG. Give your soul to GOD, cause your ass belongs to me.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here



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