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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: MSPaint your most Painful Childhood Memory! | ||||
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| Sephiroth | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 10:34 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | Thats right folks, stage 2 of the "MSPaint" series! Last time, we did Movie scenes. It was fun and all, but i think we can do better this time. Why? Because now we will use our own horrofying and painful childhood memories to fuel this thread! It's very simple folks. Simply Turn on Your MSPaint program (or the equivilent program you Mac and Linux people use), delve deep into your Pysche, draw forth your most painful event in your childhood, and DRAW IT! See! Isnt that Simple?!? Okay, I'll get the ball rolling.  Here I am as a toddler getting sexually assaulted by my next door neighbor! His wife didnt seem to mind though! I swear, that was the last time Mom and Dad let old Man Henderson watch us kids! Okay Kiddies, have fun!
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| OAAWITE | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 10:41 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I would like to predict the vast majority of this message board's worst memory will be a SMALL RED X of course, led off by me. Here's me at 14 walking into the bathroom so I could masturbate, and instead finding out that my mother didn't lock the bathroom door when she decided to take a bath with the shower curtain wide open. Her GIANT BUSH will forever be etched in my memory ![](http://groups.yahoo.com/group/money_hungry/files/mom.jpg") [edit] nevermind, I'll just make it a link [/edit] This message was edited by OAAWITE on 12-11-01 @ 11:19 PM | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 10:43 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | No "image macro" necessary... FLAME ON!!!11 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!" | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 11:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | if you see a little red x, go here: http://quickstop.50megs.com/birth.jpg  AIM | E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 11:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | First off i would like to thank the amazing Seph, for making me drudge up all these wonder-fucking-ful memories...now on with the show... On vg's first day of 6th grade, she is confronted by a short 8th grader,( who had very fat legs and wore a pink mini-skirt). She, and her band of friends knocked my books out of my hands, got all up in my face, and yelled at me for being tall. what a freak i am...i even remember her name...Jamie..i will hunt you down and kill you :)   for a grrl in need of a tourniquet But can you save me Come on and save me If you could save me From the ranks of the freaks who suspect they could never love anyone... | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 11:26 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Awwww, come here VG, I'll console you... :) (I likes me a big bitch) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!" | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 11:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: She's tall, not big. If you want a big ass, go after Spit. ;-) | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 11:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: ahh you just want me cause im white and i gots big titties LOL :)  for a grrl in need of a tourniquet But can you save me Come on and save me If you could save me From the ranks of the freaks who suspect they could never love anyone... This message was edited by virgingrrl on 12-11-01 @ 11:47 PM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-11-2001 @ 11:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | LESS COMMENTS, MORE PICTURES !!!11!! Here is event #2. Back in 7th grade, i got this "crazy" idea that playing with firecrackers in I had left over from the previous 4th of July was a cool and inventive way to pass the time. Eventually, I was ratted out, so me and my cohorts in crime were sent to the pricipals office. I was eventually expelled from Grade school, which was some kind of record I believe because this took place only 4 days after the first week of classes.  I remember crying and whatnot on that day, but me and my friends cant help but look back and laugh hysterically now. I think it's for the fact that the thing we blew up was the little holding box where all the baseballs and stuff was held. The hole is there to this day I believe... as well as our record. :)
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| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | When I was 3 years old, I thought I heard my mom crying in her bedroom one night and decided to investigate...  Sig Pic Approved By IrishAlkey | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | peach i almost blew a gasket laughing at that one!! AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 |   This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Now thats fuckin funny AIMP. | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | when vg was in 5th grade she was part of the safety patrol. i was one of those cool kids who got to wear that orange belt. well one day one of her fellow safety patrollers told vg it was a good idea to wet the paper towels in the bathroom and throw them at the ceiling! and guess what they stuck!11! the janitor saw the mess that was the girls bathroom and told the principal vg was in big trouble.  she was suspended from being a safety patrol for a whole week. and she had to spend the week sitting on THE BENCH, while all the other kiddies went outside for recess  for a grrl in need of a tourniquet But can you save me Come on and save me If you could save me From the ranks of the freaks who suspect they could never love anyone... | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | good job ants thats verrry funny even though my pic isnt a childhood memory it was a painful one  WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| Brundlefly | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:48 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | I suck at this, but here is my amateur try at this: My whole life in a depressing nutshell. :) It's painful that I can't go back to being the fun loving, fruit roll-up eating, little shit I use to be. I tried Seph, I have only good childhood memories. The painful shit happens in the present. :)  Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly.I <3 the Froy | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:52 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 |   "2 feet below the surface I can still make out your wavy face and if I could just reach you maybe I could leave this place" | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Nice, Lgaia! But was it really that painful for you? This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina. | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | OMG... VG, thank you for that wonderful look into your childhood... please tell us more... did you ever get re-instated as crossong gaurd??? ...don't leave me hanging like this.... | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Childhood sucks. This message was edited by Shelle Bink on 12-12-01 @ 1:25 AM | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 |  that day really fucking sucked.  Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags? Happy Holidays | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:41 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Yes Ants it was.....and there were years of torture to follow....... Right after my parents got a pool, My brother figured it would be a great idea to try and see how long he could hold me under water, after endless summers of near death experiences, hacking water from my lungs over the side of the pool, while he looked on laughing like the evil troll he was,he went off to NYU. All I have to thank him for those horrific summers, is a fear of being in the same pool as him, and draim bamage....... "2 feet below the surface I can still make out your wavy face and if I could just reach you maybe I could leave this place" | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:23 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | When I was a senior in high school, my entire class of 500 people had a semi formal where I went to the bathroom and when I came out the whole class saw me...... .....with my dress tucked into the back of my thong. Oh the embarrassment, especially since i didn't notice right away, not until I sat on a very cold folding chair.  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | if it doesn't work try here: Visit this Website otherwise, this is my earliest memory of my dad, he rode a motorbike: as you can tell i've spent an awful lot of time on this masterpiece ;) An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Mine occured around the age of three... I was at a petting zoo with my mom... while I was trying to feed some carrots to a goat, the beast latched onto my (at the time) favorite toy... my stuffed green bear... a tug-o-war ensued and my bear was torn to pieces... I was extremely devistated at the time... | ||||
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