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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: how do you know when you suck
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Click your heels together 3 times and say VG is the bestest.


I thought you just had to promise not to douse her with the bucket of water.

Maynard
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I thought you just had to promise not to douse her with the bucket of water.

Nah, the water is ok, just don't go dropping any LARGE objects on her.

People suck.
Metalfan
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Nah, the water is ok, just don't go dropping any LARGE objects on her.



::quietly putting piano back in its spot::

Damn!

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Maynard
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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What's the piano for MF? I thought you just hit them in the head with a spade shovel and tie them up.

People suck.
Metalfan
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
VG requires more than a shovel shot Maynard

::takes out shovel....cracks Gaynard behind the ear...rendering him unconscious:: See, she would have laughed at that shot ::urinating on Gilligan and walking out laughing::

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
King f-tard
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
LMMFAO - Gilligan got peed on, its funny cause its not me

::quietly sneaks out of room smirking to self::






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Lets Go Knicks.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

just don't go dropping any LARGE objects on her.

like her shoes??? Oh crap did I say that out loud?

Looks at Maynard passed out stinking of urine... could be the next Tippy Tom.

Maynard
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey F-Tard, could you give me a hand making a new chum pool for our little friend MF here? He's missing that great taste now that the old one is gone. I think he needs to go for a swim.

People suck.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
*borrows shovel from MF and gives Ken a kiss and smacks him* Sorry Ken, but I thought at least from me it's done with love, and VG would've hit you harder ;)

King f-tard
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
sure

::whips out new kiddie pool, complete with inner liner to keep chum in, places on the floor. Deficates in pool, and tosses Maynerd and Ken in.::

Now you two play nice.







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Lets Go Knicks.
Metalfan
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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Hey, nice swing MYLF :-). Only you should follow through with it next time....makes it more effective.

::borrows shovel back from MYLF....rears back and give Mark McGuire swing to Maynard's head...knocking him out again, but with style::

See....works every time :-)

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Maynard
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
MF, I really wish you'd stop doing that. Your mom and sister need me to play catch with them cause their stubby arms can't close around the ball.


People suck.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
::gasp::
I see how it is, I go to lunch and you start w/out me! Where's my helmet?

::jumps into the chum pool to catch up::
::throws a shoe at F tard, a fish a Petal, & a broken bottle at Maynard::
::gives MYLF at big sloppy hug::

aww feel the love



I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation You're my kinda lover...
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
::Wakes up naked in a pool, lipstick smeared over engourged member, hopes it's MYLF's, fears it the same shade Alkey was wearing at Gonzo's B-day party::

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
::sees that Ken has woken up w/o VG having made an appearance yet so follows MF's advice and follows through:: How's that MF? :)

:hugs ladi and borrows lipstick from Alkey::



King f-tard
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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::Takes Ladi's shoe and shoves it up Ken's ass::
::Kicks MYLF into the chum pool::
::Helps maynerd to his feet and then shoves him back into chum pool::








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Lets Go Knicks.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
::knocks f tard down & stands on his head::
::uses a cheese grater to shave the hair off his back::
::slips it into Petal's sandwich when he isn't looking::
::writes "deek" across Ken's forehead in self-tanner, so it shows up later when he's awake::

::turns on CD player... picks up ax & chases MYLF around the room::
"A chill runs up your spine
And crawls into your brain
A freezing touch of fear
It's driving me insane
Although you try to fight
Dragged from the silence where you hide

Till you scream
Till you scream
Scream...
I can't wait to hear you scream"



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 12-13-01 @ 3:09 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
hey MF, could you show me that Mark McGuire swing again? Just aim it at f-tard. Thanks :)
quote:

writes "deek" across Ken's forehead in self-tanner, so it shows up later when he's awake
lmao - ok I was laughing until I saw ladi's edited post
::tries to revive Ken::
::runs out of the room screaming::



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 12-13-01 @ 3:19 PM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
:: Regains momentary conciousness. Sees the word "forehead" written with lipstick on deek. Marvels at MYLF's oral abilities.::

virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
what the hell happened here?

...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
::spits on handkerchief and attempts to wipe the blood, lipstick etc. of everyones' various parts::
quote:

what the hell happened here?

Nothing, nothing at all *innocent smile*

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
::looks up from guting a sheep::
::rips out the stomach & holds it up in the air::

Making Haggis... Anyone want some later?

::puddle of blood forms under the coffee table::


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 12-13-01 @ 4:31 PM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::does anyone else think these things aren't nearly as entertaining as they used to be::
::amateurs, the lot of ya::



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Hey Ladi, maybe you want to take out your aggressions on CRX? :)

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 4:52 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

does anyone else think these things aren't nearly as entertaining as they used to be::


This from the chick who represents 25% of the current lame ass questions thread.

::Uses smashed Vos CDs like Chinese throwing stars and slashes limey cunts throat::



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