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heyladiladi
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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Now where's Grumpy's mom so we can really get this party started?

Oh, come on now Spit, don't you have her tied to your bed? We all know how much you love to hoover up the leftovers. There is more Coney Island Whitefish in there than the East River.

(Good to see you again. ;))

Metalfan
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
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Well, if it isn't our own female Spicoli rising above her own primordial stench to join in the fracas. Its about time you tied your knees together Spit ;-)

I'm surprised to see Ftard take a break from teabagging the kindy-garteners as well. What's wrong Tard-o, they're ready for a meal and all you have to offer them are a couple of raisins?

Ladi, aren't all the whitefish living in that foul hatchery you call a vag? Make sure ya grow them nice and big this year.....not much meat on last year's batch.

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
King f-tard
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
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Sure petal, whatever. Then explain to me why everytime I talk to snuka he always says he cant talk, he has a mouthful of metal, and raisins, pfffft. I had to get a tattoo on my theigh that reads, in the event of a water landing, Deez Nutz can be used as flotation devices

And poor Spit has been real busy chewing out of the hemp ropes I tied... I mean gave to her in my basement. She said the cub scout troop needed company, and she was teaching them how to swallow.






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heyladiladi
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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Glad you could join us Petal. Are you done painting your nails to match the color of those pink flowers in your dress?
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Its about time you tied your knees together Spit

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that foul hatchery you call a vag
You really don't like girls do you... ;)
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the cub scout troop needed company, and she was teaching them how to swallow
So now they are all ready for you? Try to cut your fingernails this time, they kept crying that their little butts hurt from the scratching during the fisting.





This message was edited by heyladiladi on 12-18-01 @ 10:41 AM
Metalfan
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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Are you done painting your nails to match the color of those pink flowers in your dress?



One always needs a good disguise Ladi. Its a shame the circling birds always give you away, isn't it?

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You really don't like girls do you...


Sure I do, still waiting proof that you are one ;-) I have some black electrical tape here...any ideas for it? >)

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I had to get a tattoo on my theigh that reads, in the event of a water landing, Deez Nutz can be used as flotation devices



"I tell ya, he can't with three barrels on him! Not with three he can't!"
Tard, didn't the lifeguards need like 5 barrels to keep that head of yours above water?



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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Maynard
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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You really don't like girls do you

Was there any question? The only girl he ever went after was Grk, and that's because she likes anal. Hey PetalFag, shouldn't you mosey on over to the Military thread? I heard your kind likes their men in uniform.

Hey F-tard, could you please refrain from talking about your shriveled up AIDS makers? I'm trying to eat over here.


don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

People suck.

spitfire421
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

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She said the cub scout troop needed company, and she was teaching them how to swallow.

Who better to learn from than the master? I'm proud to say that Magoo taught me everything I've learned about sword swallowing :)

Yum! Hey Geynerd - ever try whitefish on a salt bagel? Them there's good eatin', but too bad Howie already sucked the bitch dry when I wasn't looking.

Petalfag and AFDude??? Damn, and here I thought you were too busy porking Wilbur...




I'll be stoned for Christmas, You can count on me. Please have strobes and Michelobs and a place for me to pee. I'll see mom for Christmas, I'll treat her rude and crude. Oh, I'll be home for Christmas, if only for free food.
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King f-tard
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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I'm trying to eat over here.



Lunch right? of course, let me guess.
A nice egg sandwich with that "special" sauce you so love. How many gerbils did it take to make it this time? must be hard "milking" them for their puss filled man juices while constantly trying to keep them up your shit corridor.

And Ladi, I did cut them, last thing I want is to be didling your yeast infested cum box and start popping things that spurt out juices in all colors of the rainbow. :)






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heyladiladi
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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
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I have some black electrical tape here...any ideas for it

I was going to tape your butt shut, because that dangling tapeworm is grossing me out. It just hangs there like a nasty little tail.

a little song...
"my tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
I cannot deny
all the evil traits "
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yeast infested cum box and start popping things that spurt out juices in all colors of the rainbow
It's not called the acid box for nothing. It'll burn you like acid, and on acid you can watch the colors & it'll talk to you.



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 12-18-01 @ 11:17 AM
King f-tard
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
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& it'll talk to you.


I would love to listen, but I am afraid if I put my ear up to it something might come out and bite me. :)






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heyladiladi
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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Not if you move slow & don't scare it.

What happened is everyone done?

spitfire421
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
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What happened is everyone done?
Goddamn premature ejaculation!! No wonder you guys go for the little cub scout troops, you can't keep a lady satisfied...:P


I'll be stoned for Christmas, You can count on me. Please have strobes and Michelobs and a place for me to pee. I'll see mom for Christmas, I'll treat her rude and crude. Oh, I'll be home for Christmas, if only for free food.
NEVER FORGET!!!
heyladiladi
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ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-19-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Ahh another beautiful day to throw blood on the walls & chum on the floor...



King f-tard
posted on 12-19-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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I love the smell of feces in the morning

::squats down and shits in a pile on the floor::
::Throws the feces all over the walls and floor::
:: picks chunks from open sores all over balls and throws them at Ladi.::






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Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
heyladiladi
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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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::catches the chucks on a roll::
::spread on Petal's sister's week old smelly green snatch cheese::
::shoves the sandwich down F's throat & a pickle up his butt, cause you like that kind of thing::

Is it time for lunch yet?





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