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slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Copycat :)

Oh, and in regards to your "there was a cover" comment from the other thread..... do not make the Tequila Slackjaw Collection Agency come looking for you! ;)



Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!


The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'll give ya a dollar, how's that? This server bill can't be much more than that.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:




LMAO!

See what I mean? Had I not pushed you to become a better poster, you would be a nobody. Wait, i take that back, you still are a nobody! ;)

Nice Job, fagot1!!1



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



FoundryMusicJJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 10:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I understand the feeling that a lot of people have that they or their posts are ignored becasue of post count, lack of personality, not goin to parties, etc. The solution is simple. Post for yourself, not anyone else. Think about it, if you are amused by what you post, why should you care how other people percieve it?



I feel so much a part of the1st part of this and agree with the second part


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich


BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-20-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Hoo hoo... Av8er's,using ninjas, you're ripping Seph off ... hoo hoo..


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hoo hoo... Av8er's,using ninjas, you're ripping Seph off ... hoo hoo



Shit, that reminds me, I forgot to thank Seph for the use of one of his robots.




Av8er Radio
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Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
theinsectsgotme
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Well I have no personality and nothing to add, so I fit right into to this "in" clique-- don't understand it but strive to be "in".

Personally, in high school I was partial to the Stoners and thought the jocks were fucking homo's. So blow me

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

well, i've seen a few people who've gotten close to 1000 posts, if not more, before ever getting a custom status...


don't i know it. i had to fap off Seph and SLASH in chat at 3 in the morning to get my first one.
quote:

As far as the back button goes, I did hit it, but I got the old "page expired" rhetoric!


that's why you gotta hit it twice!


Wash you ufizi, drive me to Firenze...
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:








Looks like somebody's been abusing Seph's robot ninja death squads.... I don't think he's gonna like that......





No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I was gonna tell Ken to go fuk himself but, alas, the page expired on me as well...hey wait, it worked!

BTW: I respect what you do on this board a great deal.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:







Ha ha. =)





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
HsaWaknow
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

The solution is simple. Post for yourself, not anyone else.


The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed will save the message board.






Is that Japanese?
No, it's Wonka Wash spelled backwards.
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed will save the message board.



Oh fuck off!




Av8er Radio
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Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
oops.. almost forgot...

I am the dark elder god MAGTHULHU.. you must all bow down and worship my awesome phenomonal power!!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

VG once said "no".


i have also said fuck you ken, if you are going to quote me, atleast do it right ;)

...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

HsaWaknow
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
See... I'm not bothered by that post. I'm sure he was posting for himself to vent a little frustration. Let loose brother.



Is that Japanese?
No, it's Wonka Wash spelled backwards.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Come on Mag-pie, you know I'm always on my knees when you're around.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Let loose brother.




LMMFYBO!!!!!







Av8er Radio
[ AIM  ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ]
Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I've been an active member here for over a year and I went virtually unnoticed until my brother decided to wear leather pants at a comedy club and I brought it up on the board.

screw the leather pants, you fell over a railing onto ants toes!!

==============================
Remember-Laughter heals.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

i have also said fuck you ken,


You know, that gets written so often I don't even notice anymore.

And if Greed is so good for the board, why did he change his name to OAWITTE, or whatever it is now.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

As a productive contributor it does irk me that the elders rarely acknowledge my presence......


Attention whore! Ken, I've acknowledged your presence from day 1. Granted, it wasn't in a nice way, but at least I noticed.

quote:

Hell, I remember ripping on a little newbie that went by the name of "i_rooned_it". That guy got torn to shreds, by tons of people, all over the place.


I hated that asshole. What a tool he was. and btw FTL - It was "dont_roooin_it", not I_rooned_it. that was a different asshole dweeb. But your point was well made. When I first signed on, it was during the influx of newbies after the bang party. I got torned to pieces by the vets Upuauat, FTL, Howie, Faceman, KingPin. They all took a chunk out of my ass and force fed it back to me. With the exception of UPU (who's no longer around), I've since become pretty good friends with them. It's all part of the learning processing. I learned to be a better poster and I've passed on what I learned to my adoptees. The adoption program didn't FAIL. It may have faultered but it did not fail. Some very productive members have come out of that program. Remember one thing Ken. It is the QUALITY of the posts that count. Not the QUANTITY. If you want people to notice you, put something up worth noticing.




Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan!
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

It is the QUALITY of the posts that count. Not the QUANTITY. If you want people to notice you, put something up worth noticing.


Although I referenced personal experiences this thread was really not meant to be about me. Rather, about possible reasons new comers aren't sticking. If the board is no longer getting 100 newbies per hour, then a retention ratio of .001% is not acceptable.

I have read many threads from old timers as to why the board is slowing. I just wanted to give my voice as a relative new comer who plans on staying a while.

Maynard
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I just wanted to give my voice as a relative new comer who plans on staying a while.

Ahhh fuck. Are you serious?

they say Confucius does his crossword with a pen

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

they say Confucius does his crossword with a pen


And I give him all the answers too!

Yes Gilligan, Board Mates For Life.

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-21-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

OA.Com has a very definitive hierachy. At it's core are a diverse group comprising the board's star chamber.

After them come the lesser veterans.

I think I have just reached third tier status.

Oh Kenny my friend, there are way more than three levels here. I think at last count, there were somewhere in the neighborhood of 263 tiers of membership. Just wait until you get to number 47, I hope you're not allergic to sheep. And don't worry if you've heard any rumors about number 28, it only hurts for a minute


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield


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