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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: A Hoiday message to all those who dedicate their lives to the service of others.. | ||||
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| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 2:09 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | I posted this last year around tis time and I thought it was appropriate to post it again. I think this would also apply to our police, fire, and emt workers as well. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY, AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY. THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE. I COULDN'T HELP WONDER HOW MANY LAY ALONE, ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME. THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE, I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED TO CRY. THE SOLDIER AWAKENED AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE, "SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE, MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS." THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP, I COULDN'T CONTROL IT, I CONTINUED TO WEEP. I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, SO SILENT AND STILL AND WE BOTH SHIVERED FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL. I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT, THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR SO WILLING TO FIGHT. THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE, WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA, IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE." ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH, AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT. "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT." A Marine stationed in Okinawa Japan wrote this poem. The following is his request. I think it is reasonable... PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due To our US service men and women for our being able to celebrate these festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us. Please, do your small part to plant this small seed.  BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!! | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 2:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Speaking of performing services to others, I hear your mom's being flown to Afghanistan to perform her specialty services on all the troops, then they're gonna shovel hundreds of pounds of her famous "Keansburg Twat Fish" into the last remaining caves to flush out Bin Laden....That oughta make him come out screaming..LOL!! | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 2:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dear god, who forgot to lock the door? I don't even have my hockey helmet! As for the poem, that's one of the few emails that I get sent over and over, but never get tired of reading. :)  Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now! | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 2:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | <----(Runs in, throws Big Gulp cup full of hot piss and pubic hair in TFEC's face......runs out laughing as TFEC's "Serious" post is defiled........awaits Snuka's contribution...LMMFAO!!) I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig!! | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 2:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | OOps...posted twice! The runny puss from the open AIDS Blister above my eye stung me and made me post twice...I'm a Tool!! This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 12-22-01 @ 2:52 PM | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 2:57 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Howie hears that and he comes to spread his seed, nice to see you around you miserable piece of shit. When did they let you out? Last I heard your infection pump was stuck inside your grandmothers sausage box. Atleast we finally figured out why she looked like a wet gorillas ass on a texas summer day, it wasn't that she looked like a dog she was a fuckin dog. Sorry they had to cut you loose but I told you that her twat was funny and it wasn't the smell or cause it did tricks.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 3:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | That's it you fuckers, I'm digging in the closet, that helmet's gotta be here somewhere! Gonzo, keep your pus ridden cum launcher away from my corner til I get back. Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 3:07 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: For the layman that means snuka is behind howie railing him trying not to wince cause his kid poker has more sores on it than there are horny dicks at an oa.com party. So by that time we should be waiting till monday for snuka to pull his slimy herpes launcher, and while howie is licking the hepatitis off snukas thigh maybe he'll grace us with a response. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-22-01 @ 3:11 PM | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: And you've sucked them all :) Better be careful you're gonna get your keyboard all sticky with that vile syphilis sprayer, and that's gonna be kinda hard to explain on a company requisition form. Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now! | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 3:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: LMAO now why would you wanna do that diservix to our troops? You know she would try to eat their junk!! As far as her Kenagsburg twat fish goes I think it might be against the geneava convention but then again who the fuck is she to say what we an do during a war!! BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 4:00 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: What does her cervix have to do with all this you loopy motherfucker, have you been sucking the pouridge directly out of your fathers colostomy bag again? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 4:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I have one other Question....What does "Hoiday" mean TFEC?? LOL!! Yes Gonzo, it's good to see you too, you dog cum ingesting pile of used herpes tainted rubbers..LOL!! It's nice to see you've kept up with your disgusting style..LOL!! You know you wanna be the Meat on a Howie/Snuka rotisseree, Snuka will be on one end pumping his "HIV-tainted Kiddie Elixir" into your ass while your teeth scrape and break the puss-filled herp blisters on my bubble-wrap resembling Rape Rope!..LOL!! LMMFAO...Now that we've completely defiled TFEC's post...HOW THE HELL ARE YOU TOOLS!! ....and with that....I'll be back later tonight!! C-Ya!! I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig!! This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 12-22-01 @ 4:58 PM | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 4:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: can I just be "I" between your H & V? You know I can't resist your ass howie especially when you let me suck the rapeatussin cough medicine directly out of your herpes shooter. Doin great man, welcome back to camp nicey-Nice we are currently under renovations. Sorry I won't be here tonight, going to my cousins funera.... ohh wedding I mean. I'd rather stay home with my dog cause the bitch is in heat right now, and a certain other mod can vouch that I am not joking, lol. She bled allover my bed this morning and it wasn't coming from her sushi looking asshole. Come on back though bro you're sorely missed, speaking of sores where the fuck is snuka? PS: And am i the only one confused as to why Howie is posting on a weekend, did you lose your job as taste tester at the CDC? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-22-01 @ 5:08 PM | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 5:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:quote: BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!! | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 5:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Any reason for Howie to post is a good reason.
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This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 5:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 |   | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 6:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Monkeys throwing shit? I don't get it.  Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 6:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: As if this should come to a shock to anyone :P BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!! | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 7:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | LMAO!! Hell, for $30 bucks a month, nobody's gonna get it anymore..lol!! Oh, and FN....Nice cartoon..LOL!! Oh well my fellow tards, we'll just have to pick up where we left off..lol! Oh yes, the mentally retarded rapists are loose once again!! I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig!! | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i'm sorry howie, but i think you're missing an lol in that last post, i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be 4 lol's and one lmfao... need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com This message was edited by crx girl on 12-22-01 @ 7:47 PM | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 7:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Oops! Sorry about that CRX...how about 1 LMAO, 4 LOL's and 1 LMAOWISMAIJIYH (Laughing My Ass Off While I Shoot My AIDS Infected Jizz Into Your Hair)?? Hehe...Nice to see ya again Girl! I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig!! This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 12-22-01 @ 7:48 PM | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 7:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ooooohhhhhhhhhh, damn, now i have to go change my panties... need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 7:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | ...OOOhhhhhhh....can i wear them there "Spent" undies like a Bandana?? Please tell me you've had a "High Iron" diet...nothing better than the smell of a wet bowl of pennies..lol!! J/K...don't get all bent out of shape..lol :)!! I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig!! | ||||
| Sean Cold | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 8:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 01 | :::sniff, sniff::: Sure, just giuve me The Clap and walk away you shitty piece of amobea excreetment. I feel so fuckin used, you don't call, you don't write, nothing!!!!! Get in touch with me Howie, you have some child support issues to think of cunt  | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 12-22-2001 @ 8:06 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Oh well....time for me to go give TFEC and his retarded mom their 8 o'clock protien facials...be back in a few!! I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig!! | ||||
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