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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What did you want to be when you were young?
GAGOOTZ
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You know why I like High School girls? Cause I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.

Ah nice reference to Dazed and Confused.

I am actually living my dream, I wanted to be a Marine when I was a little youngin, now I am living it and it's more fun then I expected. OORAHH



"Born to fight, Trained to kill, Ready to Die, But never will!!!" "With my M-16 at 500yds, I will turn someones head into a red myst!"


FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
When I was really young, I used to want to be an astronaut, but then the Challenger exploded and that scared the shit out of me, so I changed my mind quickly. Then I decided I wanted to be a lawyer or a writer, and when I finally do "grow up" I plan on being both. :)


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel
USA




Is Don on the phone?
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Always knew I'd work in the family business. Glad to be employed, atually.

But what I really want to do is direct.


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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
tall

(rimshot goes here)

I always wanted to be a big important scientist

Then I realized how lazy I am, so I'm an engineer


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I wanted to be a math teacher but then I realized I hated numbers. I've ended up being an Accounts Payable Auditor. lol Life's so strange sometimes.


Happy Holidays!
CriticsLoveSnatch
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I wanted to be a math teacher but then I realized I hated numbers. I've ended up being an Accounts Payable Auditor. lol Life's so strange sometimes.


[annoying office space lady]Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.[/annoying office space lady]
:)



Pretty much always wanted to go into law, thats the track i'm on now...we'll see what happens.


I'm dying to know,
Do you do you like dreaming of things so impossible?
Or only the practical or ever the wild,
Wading through all your bad, bad days
just to end them with someone you care about.


This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 12-24-01 @ 4:27 PM
Is Don on the phone?
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I always wanted to be a big important scientist

Then I realized how lazy I am, so I'm an engineer




Is anyone else concerned by this statement?

You don't work for Microsoft, do you?


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Arpikarhu
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Crx said:
quote:

i wanted to be a........... hooker




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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Is anyone else concerned by this statement?

You don't work for Microsoft, do you?

Naw, I'm not a software engineer, I'm a mechanical engineer (the guys who design all the stuff you use that has moving parts)

I spend half the day in a lab having fun, working with my hands like I want to, and the other half in my cubicle where my title is "Paperwork Bitch".

Not quite the rocket scientist I was hoping for


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

What did you want to be when you were young?



Big-breasted, and a doctor...in that order.



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This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 12-24-01 @ 7:14 PM
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

What did you want to be when you were young?



Older, now that I'm older, I want to be younger.

F/K/A Imapervert
njstrawberry
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 3:30 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.


No, you've got it wrong "Caterpillar", Nina and her company pays me to find their mistakes.

Now, go be a good boy and pluck your eyebrows.




Happy Holidays!
screwdriver
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
i always wanted to be a guard in a federal pound me in the ass prison

"holy shit the pope"
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I'm glad everyon watched Office Space on Comedy Central earlier this week. :)


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screwdriver
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
in fact i remember when i went to my 1st job. I put rape twice on my resume, the boss asked me why and i said "i like rape"

"holy shit the pope"
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Screw -- I have something for you

::reaches down into pocket::

DILLON


I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
SFShield
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I just wanted to sit around, watch TV, and eat chips while butt naked.

Proud American and Member of the National Guard
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Proud American and Member of the National Guard


well i sure as hell feel safe now!


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
funky junk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, buy anything sold or processed, or process anything bought, sold...or processed. I can't figure it all out tonight, sir. I just want to ream your whore daughter's ass until it bleeds.



Actually, the real reason I am posting here now is because I find Shelle Bink so mind-numbingly annoying I couldn't contain myself. How can a twelve-year old be allowed to the board parties, anyway??? Hopefully she's just playing a "character", but she sounds like a little cock-tease who thinks the guys she goes down on really do love her.

Thank you, and good night.

Taste my freshness....


Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Is FM Jeff playing silly buggers again? ;)


I can levitate birds
No one cares
screwdriver
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

how can a twelve year old be allowed to the board parties
like i always say, if there's grass on the field, play ball

"jesus can you take the time to throw a drowning man a line, peace on earth"
Is Don on the phone?
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 7:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I spend half the day in a lab having fun, working with my hands like I want to, and the other half in my cubicle where my title is "Paperwork Bitch".




Damn, all those years of school and you still have to do your own paperwork?

Actually, that sounds familiar....


AIM:isdononthephone
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
FMJeff, I thought we were getting along ;)

quote:

How can a twelve-year old be allowed to the board parties, anyway???


I dunno, ask Froy, I mean, he's 12 and he runs the place...tog.


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:19 AM      
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i actually wanted to be a vet, go figure

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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:41 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

i actually wanted to be a vet, go figure
And instead of working with animals, you became a filthy animal.

Oh wait, sorry Amy, I always get you and Shelle confused. She's the filthy animal, you're the clean animal.



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