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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
merry x-mas seph!!

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Insanely witty remarks ahead...




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 12-24-01 @ 12:27 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
This thread was brought to you by KidArpika...

Let's all skin and gut our cats in honoUr of Sephy!!!

Why am I replying like BM?




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Sephiroth
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Sarcasm is wasted on the stupid.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Maynard
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
All your ninja robots are belong to us.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Kid Afrika
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:23 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I'd give it a 3 for originality, but a 1 for execution.

It just kind of fell flat on the follow through. :)


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

This thread was brought to you by KidArpika...


it will take me a long time to forgive you for that

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm honored that I could inspire such a wonderful thread... Fuck me, fuck you, pass the beernuts...
Rented any good movies lately?



[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002.
HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY.

windowlck
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I use to listen to Sephiroth, but then he got all-popular and sold out... Now he doesn't try as hard as he use too :)


AIM me


"DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Try this at a party sometime.
I have and it works.
Pick someone out of a crowd. It doesn't matter if they're a man or woman. All that matters is that they are human. Back them into a corner. Not the chip and dip table. Find a place that's quieter, less congested. If you can, try the bedroom where all the coats are stacked on the bed.

Make them tell you if they;'ve ever killed anyone.

Don't let them weasel with their war stories, auto crashes, and fatal sins of omission. Find out if they ever put a serrated blade of a bread knife between someone's ribs and then sawed back and forth, or if they know what it's like to gently wiggle the barrel of a pistol into someone's mouth and squeeze the trigger. Ask if they know what human blood really smells like. How much spills out of the puntured human body. What it tastes like when it isn't yours...

...And I'm never surprised at how many answer me honestly.

I'm never surprised at how many know.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I'm honored that I could inspire such a wonderful thread...


yes, cause its always about you, isnt it?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Ah-choo.

sorry.

continue.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help



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