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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
ding ding ding...I think that's a winna :)


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
got another idea...kidnap him and 6 reindeer.tie a deer to each arm, leg, one to his dick, and one to his head.then make them run.should be fun to watch



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

We let him take care of the rest



Shoot the television?


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Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
1. lock him in a room and refuse to feed him till vos writes a new joke.(starvation central)
2.have him correct mike oxbig's spelling and then send him to a board party
3.beat him to death with one of alkies custom made q-tips
4.make him read every post written by maynerd. (death by boredom)


Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Maynard
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Who are you?

What, so now you're calling me FeelMyFunBags? That's fucking low man.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
i remember when there used to be love

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:48 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

An unfiltered cigarette, three paper clips, and an ice cream scoop.


Three cirus midgets, an ear of corn, and a bowl full of lime green jell-o


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Three cirus midgets, an ear of corn, and a bowl full of lime green jell-o




That sounds like a party to me.




Av8er Radio
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Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
Maynard
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 1:28 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

cirus midgets

Little clowns?


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
You people fucking blow. Where's the heart?? Why is Santa still alive?? WTF?

Get on the ball shit tards.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

King f-tard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey I tried to have him slain by sword, but no body cared before, so FU.








IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
~FallenAingL~
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
OOHHHH!! OHH!! Seph, does the sock smell like rice!!? I want it! ;-)



Thine In Honor,
~FallenAingL~

"Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith'
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
av8er -- party starts at 7, bring some rubber gloves and lube... and a tranquilizer dart. Sully the Midget is awfully figitty ((spelled wrong for a reason)) tonight...


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Maynard Said:

Why is santa still alive?



Ok fuckers here's some ways.

-Stretch a piano cord across the road between two telephone poles so when the bastard (Saint Nick) come flying by on a sleigh or a fire engine his head will come right off.

-Obtain a hand held land to air heat seaking missile, when he comes by, nuke the fuck to kingdome-come!

-Point a .45 caliber starting pistol at his head when he's in the mall and threaten to give him a massive vasectomy. Then fire and watch the cum guzzling shit have a heart attack!

-Put a gas burner on the bottom of your fire place.

-Put a lot of oil on your roof and watch the fuckin piece of shit try and land!

-Kick him off his sleigh in mid air.

-Put an altimeter bomb in his sleigh, so when he goes high enough it's bye-bye for the fuck.

-Loosen the blades on his sleigh when he trys to land, it's Santa all over the place.

-Throw a can of black paint at him when he comes down the chimney, then call the cops. Have him arrested at night time for breaking and entering into your house.

-When he comes down the chiminey, smash him across the face with a metal baseball bat.





I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

FoundryMusicHummercash
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
quote:


quote:

We put him in a locked room with a television that will play a continuous loop of one episode of Teletubbies and a gun that has one bullet


I like that idea, except I say we throw Dana Dillion in there for good measure.



crap, one bullet... that means only one of them can die...



GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!!

PC VERSION

MAC VERSION

You can also download my SCREENSAVER.


Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Is anyone else just not suprised that the Jew is telling us how to kill Santa?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 7:54 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Of course not, for years we have been secretly plotting on how to kill the fat fuck.






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Well since he is already in the chimney just drop down a bar of soap, some Zyklon-B, and fire up the fireplace.
The final Santa solution.



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