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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Favorite Christmas Memories | ||||
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| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:54 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Everyone has a favorite Christams memory, post them here. I will start with my favorite. My and my friend decide to start our x-mas shopping on x-mas eve about 10, 11 years ago. We started out with the best of intentions, buying gifts for our loved ones, but at our first stop, at a deli to buy cigs, we run into our friendly neighborhood drug dealer and as luck would have it, he was having a sale on cocaine, buy half a gram get the other half for half price. That's a deal if I ever heard one so we pick up a gram. We start doing it on the way to the mall, we have a nice buzz going. We start walking around the mall, the lines are so fucking long and the problem with the coke is you keep fiending another line when you're wired. I can't wait on those lines while fiending so we kept running out to the car. Eventually we said fuck it and left the mall with no gifts. We stooped at a stationary store on the way home and I picked up cards and decided to give the most thoughtless gift one can give, cash. Coke is gone he drops me at home, I lay in bed wishing for sleep that never comes. The buzz finally wears off around the time the family decides to go the aunts house for our anually x-mas gathering. I get through it fine. We get home around 1 to find out that Satan had already come. We sit around opening gifts, everyone says the like the cash but I know they are disappointed. I'm sitting there waiting for my turn to open a gift and my nose starts to run, I wipe it on my sleeve like any loser would and notice that it's blood. I must have done a bit too much during the day. I've never felt like such a loser as I did that day. It's a memory that I will never forget. Shortly after that day I stopped doing all drugs and started drinking. Well anyway, Hope you liked my little story, I had to type it twice since I timed out the first time, perhaps it was someone telling me this story sucks. Have a Merry Christmas everyone.  | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Hmmmmm, and that was your favorite memory? You must of had some crappy Christmas'.  | ||||
| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Perhaps I should have made the topic Most Memorable Christmas. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey, you cheap fuck, you could've bought a gram for everyone at Christmas. Inconsiderate bastard.  | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hmm, My favorite Christmas Memory.... Hmm. when xmas didnt suck,. | ||||
| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: My parents were into the Heroin at this time and they really didn't care for the coke. | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | There was this one year I kepy begging my parents to get me the single present that would make my life complete: a Red Ryder BB gun. But everyone was dead set against me! They kepy telling me that I'd put my eye out...oh, wait. Nevermind. One Nation...Indivisible. NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all. I could never turn my back away. 11. 2. 01. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Only two grams and your nose bleeds? Fuckin lightweight! Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | You know what they say, every time you hear a bell ring, some doper just scored a gram... AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| NASA | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | When I was five years old and fell on my back into the cardboard box with all the sharp Christmas tree ornaments. Everytime I tried to get out, I fell back in. The memories get worse and worse.  GodBlessAmerica. New York State Twatto -- "Hey, you never know." | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 1:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: You watched that movie yesterday too, eh?
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| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Geez, that was about as uplifting as a stillbirth set to country music. Thanks...now I'm ready for some holiday cheer quote:Dude, they play it for 24 hours straight, it takes effort NOT to watch it  "I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." - Rodney Dangerfield | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 2:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | There was that one time when I wished my parents disappeared and they did disappear and I had to stop burglers. And another when this friend I met fell into a huge pit fighting a monster and I thought he was dead but Bobbles bounce!  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 3:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Didn't you learn anything from the story from Paper Boy?! You're supposed to be doing coke on XMas Eve... DUH!  Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags? | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 4:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I have never seen A Christmas Story until this year. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | I still haven't seen ET. Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags? | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 5:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | A Christmas Story is the greatest christmas movie ever. i feel bad for people who have never seen it. CEBOLLA dogs know | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 5:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | It was a good movie, damndest thing is that today that movie would never be made. And Shelle, don't rent ET, wait for it to be re-released with the digital elimination of guns (it's harmful for your mind. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-25-01 @ 5:29 PM | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 5:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Ikea, will you curl up on my bed with me to watch ET? Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags? | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 6:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Can I cover your eyes when the scary parts come on? "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 6:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | ::moves Ikea's hands up:: those are my nipples, not my eyes... please stop cupping my boobs. Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags? | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 9:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | My favorite memory was waking up in the middle of the night to find Santa taking our family's Christmas tree back to his workshop where he would "fix it up there, then bring it back here."  | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 9:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Cindy Lou, is that you?  I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 9:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Hoo? ;) | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:and that just shows how pathetic ikea really is.shelle actually STOPPED him  | ||||
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