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Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:51 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	...........to the 5 or 6 negroes ova here. I expect the rest of you mothafuckas to break the damn bell. :) Hoo hoo, we are ripping off xmas and hanuakah. We get to light a menoarah with black and red candles! W00t! ..now i go back into my hole.... Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: ..now i go back into my hole.... But I thought you're a virgin. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:01 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	quote: But I thought you're a virgin. What is this virginity you speak of? ;) Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:12 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Since I'm hung like a brotha, I'll be lighting some candles too. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Just like the fuckin' coons. They claim they want to be equal, yet they have to have a segragated holiday. Fuckin' Ponderous! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:36 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Fuckin' Ponderous! Slash, don't waist your show quotes on a Kwanzaa thread. ;) I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:40 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Here... Slash, I'll get that for you Ã¦Ã¦Ã¦ Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:58 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Kwanzaa is the most ridiculous Holiday for the year. I have no fucking idea what it is and what the schwoogies do on it. And one more thing if Martin Luther King Day is a holiday, why shouldn't Ground Hog day be than? At least the Groundhog has a job to predict the weather every year, while many black people wait on the unemployment line collecting welfare.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:03 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: And one more thing if Martin Luther King Day is a holiday, why shouldn't Ground Hog day be than? Are you honestly comparing Dr. Martin Luther King jr. to a ground hog? I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:05 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	It's a little joke there alkey.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:12 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Alrighty, just curious, cuz I was about to wholeheartedly agree with you! LMMFYBO! I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Well every joke does have a little truth to it. At least Groundhogs do have a job every year.

Sephiroth	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:53 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Let me ask you folks a question: If I were to go to the building where the constitution is held, take out a big black marker, and put a line thruough the 14th, 15th, and 16th amendments, I nullify their power, correct? We would be able to enslave their kind again, right? WHO'S UP FOR A ROADTRIP!? Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:00 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	Kwanzaa- you gots to give it mad props for pretending to be a real holiday "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

~FallenAingL~ Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:37 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Hee hee, black people are funny. Seph, where's the car? I'm in. And if you fall asleep during the trip I'm dockin you a day's pay. Chinks, Gooks, same continent. ;-) Blazing sadles rules. Thine In Honor, ~FallenAingL~ "Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith'

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:52 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Black people celebrate holidays too? ((FN Moron, can I have my DING DING DING please... in pink?)) You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy. I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You)) Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I did a little research to find out what the hell Kwanzaa is. It was started 30 years ago and they celebrate for 7 days. Each day is based on a principle for what they live by. The 7 they gave is bullshit, so I thought we could come up with seven better days. 7 days of principles that black people live by: Day 1- Laziness. I'm just gonna sit on my black ass and watch BET and UPN all day instead of looking for a job. Day 2- Wait on line for unemployment What is the smelliest most foul smelling thing you can think of? It is not a garbage or toxic waste dump. it is the unemployment line. these schwoogies refuse to work for a living and get paid by stealing all the tax dollars from all of us hard working white folks. They smell like shit and most don't shower and they use that Afro-sheen shit for their nappy hairdo's. Day 3 Stealing hubcaps and selling illegal or stolen items on the street. This is the only job they can get by robbing and steraling and trying to make a buck on it so they can support their welfare ridden families, their crack addicted prostitute wife and their Aids ridden kids. Day 4 - Hanging out at the bodega, while smoking weed and drinking 40 oz's. Day 5 - How to commit burglaries, rapes, murders with special guest speaker OJ Simpson. Day 6 - How to have more than 10 kids with 8 or more different women with special guest speakers NBA stars, Shawn Kemp and Larry Johnson. Day 7 - Learn how to treat all your ho's and bitches right with the blacksnake. The one thing in this world that the darkies have over the white man. Gots to treat your ho's like the bitches they are. This message was edited by TeenWeek on 12-26-01 @ 12:24 PM

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I found a Kwanzaa parody of Twas the Night before Christmas. Thought it was funny about a martian celebrating kwanzaa. quote: 'Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and down in the hood, All the homeys was hopin' the crack would be good! The workshoes were hung where they'd never be used -- Since the welfare system is so much abused. With Kwase Mfume and Schmoke at the Hall, Waiting around for Bill Clinton to call. I in my workclothes sat back with a case -- After ten hours of sweat it was time to get faced! After the tenth, I was totally waxed And wondered aloud when will piss become taxed! When out on the porch arose such a clatter! I slipped as I zipped with a half-empty bladder. Then what to my wondering eyes did appear But a fat old black man -- gold ring in his ear He said, "I'm Father Kwanzaa and Santa is dead" "So git yo' white ass on back to yo' bed!" "For Farrakhan rules and Bill is our man," "So out o' yo' pockets, and into our hands!" "Your money in taxes, empowerment grants," "You're lucky I don't take them baggy-assed pants!" Then he ransacked my house, even took my last beer, And said with a voice full of holiday cheer, "Keep workin' those days, keep workin' those nights," "Happy Kwanzaa to all, DON'T IT SUCK TO BE WHITE?"

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Day 3 Stealing hubcaps Insert Tequila joke here. You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy. I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You)) Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Are you honestly comparing Dr. Martin Luther King jr. to a ground hog? Attention white people: let's hijack the negro thread. All yuor thread are belong to teh whiet man!!11!! Name the movie... "You wouldn't ever see Dr. Martin Luther King with no messy jheri curl in his head". *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Yes yes, Happy Day Invented In 1996* In Order To Perpetuate Racism By Not Just Assimilating And Instead INSISTING They Are Different And Never Want To Be Like Anyone Else. Enjoy it. You're part of the problem. *no matter what they say, had you EVER heard of Kwanzaa before 1996? No? Thought not. Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out. "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 12-26-01 @ 2:30 PM

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	on the boats and on the planes... GO BIG BLUE! This is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

Mike Rotch	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:23 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	They're Coming to America "His momma call him Clay, I'm a call him Clay" Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functining mind is Clinically dead. Believe in nothing...

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 3:00 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Figures the negro was to lazy to find the other thread started on this topic already;) Happy Kwanzaa This even has the "history" behind Kwanzaa LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-26-2001 @ 3:19 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	If this ain't a thread indicitive of what the O and A show is all about, I don't know what the fuk is. LoL I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

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