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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ahhh yes its that time kiddies. Here we're going to take a trip into the worlds of some of our fellow posters and find out what Santa left for them.

Following a string of obscure sig pics, Gooch got what he always wanted: A store to place off of his useless weird stuff



Posting obscure personal references and song lyrics, Froy finally got his payoff: .......A Faith Hill CD.



Sleeper finally moved into the house he'd been going after for years. Right across the street from SLASH



Kid, a black history nut, got a book which brought the best of two worlds



Alkey got a shitload of posts....but no one gave them to him




Seph so badly wanted those Killer Ninja Robots, but sadly due to his funny accent, he got Stiller Jenga Robots



Sean got coal





Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah

Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com



This message was edited by Fez on 12-26-01 @ 9:52 PM
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
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fucking nice, fez.i couldnt stop laughing with the stiller jenga bots



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


Sephiroth
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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Oh Course! Stiller Jenga Robots! No one would ever see it coming! Thanks Fezzy!

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:06 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Very funny Fez, good to see your talents have not diminished over the last few months.

And I'll knock out the easy joke before Kid does... {kid afrika voice}shouldnt that be a fayth hill cd{/kid afrika voice}


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
[Kid A post] Ya all don't wanna hire no niggas that's all!! [Kid A post]


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh Course! Stiller Jenga Robots! No one would ever see it coming! Thanks Fezzy



Quiet stubby.


Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah

Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Posting obscure personal references and song lyrics, Froy finally got his payoff: .......A Faith Hill CD.


quote:

Froy posted:

I got a lot of things I wanted, but the ONE thing I truly want above all else has proven much more elusive than I had hoped.

----------------------------------

{kid afrika voice}shouldnt that be a fayth hill cd{/kid afrika voice}


Something is amiss...

And, the only Kid Afrika voice I know is "Naked boobs are good boobs..."

Sleeper, even Fez is starting to notice your obsession with me.


AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 12-26-01 @ 10:22 PM

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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
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I guess the rest of us get nothing??? ...thanks Santa Fez!!!!



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
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Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah

Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com
Lgaia
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00







New Page 1




WHEWWWHOOO!!


Time to pack up the


BONG!!






I was down to shake!


"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
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Fez, Got anything that isn't so dried out... that shit will fall right thru the new bong i got...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
No.


Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah

Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com
Sephiroth
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Quiet stubby.


Fine. But next time, dont beg me in IM's to post in your thread, 'kay?

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Fine. But next time, dont beg me in IM's to post in your thread, 'kay?



"See my thread yet?"

I'm sorry. Next time I won't get on my knees.


Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah

Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Damn fez , think ya got enough seeds in there?


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
this thread makes me sad...i no longer love the fez

...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
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Pick it, pack it, FIRE it up... COME ALONG... and take a hit from the bong. Put the blunt down just for a second, don't get me wrong it's not a new method...

INHALE....

EXHALE....

Just got an oz in the mail.

;-)



Thine In Honor,
Ree

"Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith'

I'm a man, dammit! User formaly known as ~FallenAingL~, dick.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Stiller Jenga Robots



That was truly inspired.




One Nation...Indivisible.
NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.
I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:38 AM      
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quote:

Sleeper finally moved into the house he'd been going after for years. Right across the street from SLASH



Cool, we can finally have beers.

quote:

Sleeper, even Fez is starting to notice your obsession with me.



Thats cause I showed him my "SLASH post collage"


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 12-27-2001 @ 5:41 AM      
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Thanks Fez...I didn't even realize you knew I existed!




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 7:57 AM      
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Dude, people in ethopia who have no computers know you exist. How can they miss the ear??? :)






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:38 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Is it me or does anyone else think Lgaia is one of the only woman of the board that looks like her sig.....and she smokes up too....nice! :) Oh I forgot about Luna...sorry.;)


quote:

Stiller Jenga Robots


Do they have kung fu grip?
King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Stiller Jenga Robots



I thought they were only given out at Festivus.






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
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quote:

I thought they were only given out at Festivus.



Referance of the Day Award goes to.......














King
F-tard! Nice!


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



Sloatsburgh
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wouldn't it be House O' as in House Of?

Some dickless wonder had to point it out.





She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.

Sloats Burgh Buddy .


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