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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 4:54 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
ok, it was something thought about and here's the basic thing- create business cards for fellow OA.com members

well, give it a shot, i guess

EDIT: Some Examples


Shelle Bink
Professional Escort- Crack Whore PRices

Vos
Used the same jokes for 20 years...
will use them for 20 years more


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sun Dec 30- CBS: 60, 8:30 Eraser...NBC: L&O, L&O:CI...FOX: Simpsons, Malcolm, X-Files...ABC: 7- Jack, 9-Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, PRactice S1...SCI-FI: All day Godzilla marathon... Don't blame me that TV sucks
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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-30-01 @ 5:06 AM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 5:46 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
ok, mine are lame but here's an idea our Grecian member had that I made.



EDIT: And here's one of my originals that SUCKS



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sun Dec 30- CBS: 60, 8:30 Eraser...NBC: L&O, L&O:CI...FOX: Simpsons, Malcolm, X-Files...ABC: 7- Jack, 9-Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, PRactice S1...SCI-FI: All day Godzilla marathon... Don't blame me that TV sucks
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-30-01 @ 6:08 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 7:40 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'll hold out until I can get my Sig Pic on my credit card. I will be the epitome of cool then.

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Ree
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posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:27 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Ikea, noice. Boink the Bink. If I had some art skills I'd put your sig on the cover of TV guide for a business card. Good job on some work, there.
Seph, see the card brings you to a whole new eschalon of popularity... the 'Hey, look at this whacky card I'm carrying, I'm a boob inspector.' ... kind of coolness. Still, a funny premise none the less.



Thine In Honor,
Ree

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Seph is God for sig.



This message was edited by Ree on 12-30-01 @ 10:31 AM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 7:45 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
why does it not shock me I got top billing over Vos in Ikea's Thread.

Bink's House of Boink is now open.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
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njstrawberry
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Bink's House of Boink


Sounds either like a Chinese restaurant or a bunny ranch out in Nevada. Can't choose between the two. ;)



Happy Holidays!
Is Don on the phone?
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 8:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Here's yours, bro...




AIM:isdononthephone
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Sounds either like a Chinese restaurant or a bunny ranch out in Nevada. Can't choose between the two.

How about:
Shelle and Straw's Sultry Stripping Sluts?


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
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Chucky
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Shelle and Straw's Sultry Stripping Sluts?


*walks in with $400 to spend*





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Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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