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| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:45 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | After watching about 6 hours of football today, I got a little bored so I decided to see what was playing on the scambled porn channel. I was very pleasantly surprised to find out that Cablevision has three, count 'em, three seperate porn channels that run 24 hours a day. Being the poor bastard that I am, I sat there for a while trying to decipher some kind of arousing visual from the twisted, black and white images when I realized that if you try hard enough, it's almost as good as if I ordered it. And for an added bonus, there is no sound, so I don't have to deal with any annoying plot or dialogue. I was just wondering if anyone else has ever gotten that bored (or in the case of Alkey, that sexually frustrated) where they resorted to scrambled porn to kill some time? If you haven't, I highly recommend it, if for no other reason but for humor value alone  If hate were people I'd be China | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | welcome to the world of a teenagers in need of something to jack off to | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | when I had an illegal box I had porn on my TV for background. I wasn't watching, I wasn't masturbating to it, it was just on. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | I used to have a scrambled Playboy Channel when I was in college. It was fun to watch sometimes. You can't really tell what is going on, so you have to make most of it up. Every once in awhile there would be a clear spot, the colors usually stayed messed up though.  | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:No, not quite. I wasn't pulling my pud, I was just watching, it was more entertaining than 90% of what was on TV at the time (Junkyard Wars had just ended and I don't get the History Channel) I guess it's like reading Swank for the articles. Wait, does Swank even have articles? If hate were people I'd be China | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Perhaps you need to peruse the rest of the Internet. Back in my junior year of high school a whole group of us used to go over to my friend's house to watch wrestling events when they were on PPV. He was the only one who had an illegal box, so wrestling events became social events. But when a boring match was on or we got tired of the same old shit, we'd flip to the porn for the sheer humor of it or to try and get him in trouble. I remember one in particular where the camera was just focused on a fucking pepper shaker on a kitchen counter for like 2 minutes. It was hysterical in its stupidity.  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Ahhh...Scrambled Porn...Been there, done that! The only thing that sucks is that i have Satellite now and i don't even get the scrambled shit. It was nice popping on the porn channel and seeing an occasional errant breast shot! Mmmmm....Boobies! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!! | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Holy shit, look who it is...and me without my party dress. I was looking at scrambled porn of hot chicks, not Snuka's mom going one-on-one with your bald headed champ, so you probably wouldn't have been interested. Anyway, how you been man, long time no see If hate were people I'd be China | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Isn’t it easier to search the web? I think there are a few porn sites out there.  opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: translation..... Circle Jerk.  I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hey Guys, you dont have to watch scrambled porn anymore! Al Gore created this thing called the "Interweb" or something like that. The whole thing is porn! And they have these pictures at the top and bottom of every page, and if you click them, you can see girls doing stuff, like having sex and shit! It's fucking sweet man! I cant understand how a person who invented such a cool thing couldnt become President, that's fucking wrong bro! Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM | E-MAIL | 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: The things that get some people off... YOU SICK FREAK!!  "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..." | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Yes, but was it a regular Pepper shaker? Or one of those blue rubber vibrating ones, that they had stuck where the sun don't shine? | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | The Froy said*quote: Ant then, like a half hour later... JBA said* quote: Damn, Joey... You realy gotta work on that timing.  Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it. | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Ahhhhhhh the memories of being a teenager just come right back as if it was yesterday.Hey Doc buy an illegal box one day the porn channels come to you for free and a clear picture too.:=)  | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: well that's what i said, but not to Joey. "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..." | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: That never gets old. I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Sorry about that man, Froy, Seph and myself need to all work on our timing. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: great. a bunch of high school wrestlers sitting around watching porn together. gay AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: ditch the king and gook, and I'll see what I can do for you ;) "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..." | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote:So you can all get it on Sluggo's back at once? ;) | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | So did anyone find this funny Ikeaboy said quote: Yeah you were just combing your hair. Quote of the Dayssssss - Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
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