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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 11:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01

>> Static-X >> (Shit) in a Bag <<

Get to get it out of me
I feel it
I feel let down
Lay it out in front of me
I feel it
I feel it now
Tie it up tie it up
And throw it
Throw it out

Tie me up
I'm cursing I'm searching
Tie me down
I'm giving up
Tie me up
I'm losing I'm drowning
Tie me down
In my shit

I'm cursing I'm searching
I'm giving up hoping
I'm losing I'm drowning
In my shit I'm floating
It's after it's never
It's too late for reason
It's now or it's never
It's over it's pouring out

Tie me up
I'm cursing I'm searching
Tie me down
I'm giving up
Tie me up
I'm losing I'm drowning
Tie me down
In my shit
It's after it's never
Tie me down
It's too late
Tie me up
It's now or it's never
Tie me down
It's pouring out





No great thing is created suddenly. Y The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love... and to be loved in return. Y This story is about beauty, truth, freedom, and especially... love. Y

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
thread killer of all thread killers

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Maynard
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Typical Ladi. Typical.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Don't you just hate when you get that piece of lint in your pee-hole...
And your piss stream splits and you piss all over your foot?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Maynard
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Either that, or the dried cum that closes the hole, and makes it even harder. Or combine that with the post sex boner. That makes it impossible, because not only is the hole sealed shut, but you have a hard on that makes you piss all over the wall.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
FU I'm not from Brazil

What did I do now? What's wrong with Static X?




No great thing is created suddenly. Y The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love... and to be loved in return. Y This story is about beauty, truth, freedom, and especially... love. Y

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I just had to take off my socks...
Because it happened to me...
And Maynard...
Tell the truth...
That's never happened to you...
Because you sit down when you pee!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.




This message was edited by Sluggo667 on 12-31-01 @ 12:04 AM
Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:06 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well, ok your right about that, but if you'd suck all the cum out of my cock when I you finish, I wouldnt have the problem.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:12 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Well, ok your right about that, but if you'd suck all the cum out of my cock when I you finish, I wouldnt have the problem.

Gaynard...
You must be thinking of someone else...
I'm Highly allergic to shrimp


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
WEll thats not what you were saying last night.

You even said you liked the taste.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Red, maybe coz of the anal.

OK, that should just not happen. The red part I mean, of course the anal should happen.



I LOVE THE MORON
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
so, is it safe to say that the lesson from this thread is that maynerd is a big fag?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Arpi, you fuckin bore me man. Stop being so bitter about my turning you down and just leave me alone already.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
You're just mad because he picked Sluggo & not you. Stalker




Two inch nails Micro waist With a pale white feline face Inclination eyebrows to there ... Take off your shabby dress Come and lay beside me Come a little bit closer Come a little bit closer to this ... Vampira, Vampira, Vampira
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

you fuckin bore me man


you wish i would bore you. get it? get it? bore, like drill? get it? instead of boredom, bore like drill? get it? hee hee hee hee

i need a nap

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Fags.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Fags.

You know what Alkey?
Coming from a fucking skank ass ho like yourself...
That's ALMOST funny.
quote:

you wish i would bore you. get it? get it? bore, like drill? get it? instead of boredom, bore like drill? get it? hee hee hee hee

Arpi...You've got him nailed right there...
Ever since you turned him down...
He's had this vendetta against you...
It'll all stop, if you'd just give in...
C'mon...
You know you really want to.


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Maynard
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Sluggo, you're just mad that I turned you down because Astro is a better lover then you.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Hey Sluggo, you're just mad that I turned you down because Astro is a better lover than you.
You DOG FUCKER!!!
I was wondering why he was walking so funny today...
He must have needle holes in his thighs...
Poor puppy.


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Maynard
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You DOG FUCKER!!!

No, he just has a better tongue.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!



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