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blotter
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
Does this stuff really work?

"A Tab a Day, Will Make The Patterns Stay!" - Me
njstrawberry
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
You have got to be kidding me.


Happy Holidays!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
It works man, my penis is huge.


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel
USA




Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
You on acid now??

You must realize the bigger your boyfriend gets the wider you asshole will get.

edit - I knew FMFB was a guy. :)

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

This message was edited by Drunken GW on 12-31-01 @ 12:22 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
You have got to be kidding me.

EDIT: Damn you GW, for getting in the way of my post. It would have been perfect. You owe me now. Wanna take it out in trade? lol


Happy Holidays!




This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-31-01 @ 12:22 PM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
So who wants to see my junk?


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel
USA




njstrawberry
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
You have got to be kidding me.


Happy Holidays!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Was it something I said?


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel
USA




Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Trade???

FMFB....you cut or uncut?

You've got to be kidding me. :)

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
RonRon5477
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
$10 that in the next post njstrawberry does, she says "You got to be kidding me".. fourth times a charm.


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
njstrawberry
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Was it something I said?


:snoring:

GW, yes I said trade. ;)

:snoring again:


Happy Holidays!


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-31-01 @ 12:29 PM
blotter
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
I only have one post cuz I just made this name, I used to be Metal985, and then I moved and couldn't get them on the radio so there was no reason for me to come here, please don't treat me like a newbie. I was a listening for a really long time, and now I can get the station in most of the time. But for real, is this shit true or not, and im a guy, and I told my girlfriend her asshole would be getting bigger, and she smiled so...heh

"A Tab a Day, Will Make The Patterns Stay!" - Me
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

FMFB....you cut or uncut?



Uncut, I was hoping one of you guys could do my circumcision (sp)



please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel
USA




Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

snoring


You bum...you're not at work...am I the only tool at work today!!!! There's not a soul here let me go! :(

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
njstrawberry
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I told my girlfriend her asshole would be getting bigger


Then tell her she needs a real man and that GW is available. ;)

quote:

you're not at work


I am but considering she "made Narcolepsy an STD" I am snoring.

By the way, welcome back metal..errr small peni...errr blotter... ;)

:head falls onto keyboard:
:snoring yet again:


Happy Holidays!
blotter
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
lol, nah im handling that department, and my dick isn't small. a little over 6 and im only 16.

"A Tab a Day, Will Make The Patterns Stay!" - Me
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

The tell her that she needs a real man an that GW is available


These pesky rumors must stop.....I'm no more of a man then the Ying Yang duo.

Okay I'm game...not the cutting part FMFB. So what do you want? ;)



Quote of the Dayssssss - "Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
don't ever take shit like that when you are still growing (so to speak). that stuff is all stems from the lack of the FDA being on top of these products. And, as we've seen with stuff like ephedrine, sometimes this stuff is bad for you, and they don't stop it until people have dropped dead from it. Stay far away from Longitude. There is no magical potion to give you a biger dick...just get yourself a nice young slope, and she'll think you are hung like a horse.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
njstrawberry
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Can you cut shapes into it? Like stars or triangles? ;)

..and at 16 you should NOT be having sex with anyone other than your own mother...

;)


Happy Holidays!
Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Listen you dumb piece of fuck. I don't care who you are. I don't care if you've been listening since they first started on the air. You are an ignorant ass master and should have been aborted in the 7th month. I don't know where you think you are, but this ain't kindergarten shit wipe. Go fuck your 12 year old boyfriend in the mouth and leave us all the fuck alone.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

There is no magical potion to give you a biger dick

::Wonders how many different pills Gooch took to figure that out::


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Teq, you need any muscle for your Collection Agency? I have a nack for persuading people.

Jeez Maynard the kid is 16. He probably just finished watching the tele tubbies. Cut em some slack.

And Blotter....as the Gooch said, stay the fuck away from that stuff. It's for old people like....ehhh can't go there, he's not even here that much anymore. :)

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
RonRon5477
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

..and at 16 you should NOT be having sex with anyone other than your own mother...
njstrawberry, did your older brother have sex with your mom, and then you popped out 9 months later???? :-) just kiddin'.... you left yourself wide open for that one.


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
njstrawberry
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Listen you dumb piece of fuck. I don't care who you are. I don't care if you've been listening since they first started on the air. You are an ignorant ass master and should have been aborted in the 7th month. I don't know where you think you are, but this ain't kindergarten shit wipe. Go fuck your 12 year old boyfriend in the mouth and leave us all the fuck alone.


Don't mind him blotter, you obviously hit a sore spot with 'mini maynard'. ;)

And no RonRon, I fucked my mother when I was 16 and my brother came popping out 9 months later. Geeeeesh at least be factual when insulting. lmfao


Happy Holidays!


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-31-01 @ 12:52 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

njstrawberry, did your older brother have sex with your mom, and then you popped out 9 months later???? just kiddin'.... you left yourself wide open for that one.


That was truley unfunny. Not even a slight chuckle came from my body. You sir, stop with the attempts at comedy.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.


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