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IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 8:52 PM      
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I'm watching the Twilight Zone on Sci-Fi and I was wondering whom are some of the people you consider just plain 'cool, ' real or fake.

* Patrick Bateman
* James Bond
* Rod Serling
* Frank Sinatra


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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Sir Okonkwo
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:01 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Robert Mitchum
Paul Newman
Chris Benoit
Neil Peart
GG Allin
Tequila
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
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Jeff Gordon
Tim Roth
Chevy Chase


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Froy
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:06 PM      
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*Steve MacQueen
*Humphrey Bogart
*Clint Eastwood
*Clarence Clemons
*James Bond (When played by Connery or Brosnan)



I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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Lawrence Fishburne
Jack Nicholson
Denzel Washington



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Maynard
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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LiquidIce


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
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Sephiroth
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
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quote:

LiquidIce

I second this motion.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
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quote:

James Bond (When played by Connery or Brosnan)

Guess you didnt like Roger Moore

I also want to add

  • Marlon Brando
  • Al Pacino
  • Robert Di Nero



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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
a couple more:

* Cary Grant
* Al Pacino (see: Godfather, Scarface)
* Gene Hackman


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday January 1 2001, CBS: Jag (R), Guardian (R)...NBC: Fear Factor (R), Frasier (R), SCrubs (R)...FOX: 70s, Malcolm, Brnie, Grounded (all R)...ABC: Fiesta Bowl, Sugar Bowl...UPN: Buffy (R), Roswell (new)...WB: Gilmore Girls (2 hour, R)...ABC Family- Alias marathon...Oz Season Premiere 10 pm HBO SUNDAY the 6th
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
jewdown
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:32 PM      
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Ben Stein
Gary Coleman
DICE.
Emo Philips



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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
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James Dean -- *Swoons* *Drools*
Bruce Lee
Harrison Ford -- I've had a crush on him since the Indy days
John Lennon



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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
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Fuck Fuck Fuck, I could've sworn this thread was gonna be about the defunct yet classic TV show "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
crack hitler
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Bruce Campbell
Ripley(any aliens move)
colin powell
brad pitt
helena bohnam carter (except for the monkey movie)


I love the Amy
crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
doh double post, ok a few more
rutger hauer
claudia black (pitch black, farscape)
morgan freeman
bill murray


I love the Amy

This message was edited by crack hitler on 1-1-02 @ 10:45 PM
Froy
King Shit
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
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quote:

Guess you didnt like Roger Moore



It's not a matter of dislike. It's a completely different character. Roger Moore was too light-hearted. It's not his fault, it's as much the scripts that he was given, but nobody played Bond in the cool non-descript way that Connery did, and thus only Brosnan has been able to act as the heir apparent to the persona that Connery built.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 11:01 PM      
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Moore was too much of a comic Bond and by the end was FAR too old to be Bond. He didn't pull off old bond like COnnery pulled off old Bond but Moore was never suave.


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday January 1 2001, CBS: Jag (R), Guardian (R)...NBC: Fear Factor (R), Frasier (R), SCrubs (R)...FOX: 70s, Malcolm, Brnie, Grounded (all R)...ABC: Fiesta Bowl, Sugar Bowl...UPN: Buffy (R), Roswell (new)...WB: Gilmore Girls (2 hour, R)...ABC Family- Alias marathon...Oz Season Premiere 10 pm HBO SUNDAY the 6th
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 11:04 PM      
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quote:

Fuck Fuck Fuck, I could've sworn this thread was gonna be about the defunct yet classic TV show "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"


That's fucking scary... I was gonna say the same thing.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
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quote:

That's fucking scary... I was gonna say the same thing.



Are you H4x0ring into my mind now?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
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I agree with most of the ones already listed (Bogart, Bond, DeNiro, Pacino, Newman, Eastwood, Pitt). I'll add...

- Johnny Depp
- Mel Gibson
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Lenny Kravitz
- Bruce Willis



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:31 AM      
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Timothy Dalton will always be Bond to me...


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:37 AM      
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I'd think Ants was cooler if he'd let me bang his chick.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Kid Afrika
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Ice Cube.

oh and for white people...

Dave Grohl
Rose McGowan
Anthony Cumia (not just kissing ass, he seems like a cool guy)


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
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quote:

Anthony Cumia (not just kissing ass, he seems like a cool guy)


Well, if he's so cool why'd ya have a problem with the board buying him a Christmas present. Fukin hypocrite. ;)





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Maynard
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:07 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Well, if he's so cool why'd ya have a problem with the board buying him a Christmas present. Fukin hypocrite.

Now that's too motherfuckin funny.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!



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