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norton's next whore
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I'm the newbie and ready for all the "wonderful" slamming I've heard about. lol Been an O&A fan since the start...just got the internet recently.
okay, bring it................

I'm the future. Your future. Stocked up on dry goods.
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hi,
How are you today? You just got the internet, isn't it cool? I hope you enjoy the many hours in front of your computer viewing what the 'net has to offer. So long, Hope to speak to you again.

Paper Boy

F/K/A Imapervert
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

okay, bring it................


Not the smartest introduction, but respectable.

Hello.

Visit here, whore


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 1-4-02 @ 5:51 PM
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Paper boy...
it should read:
"I want my two dollars!!"


and "wonderful" slamming usually occurs when Gonzostyle's around.. at least.. that's what Alkey says.. thus then, that's what Slash says...


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Apparently, someone hasn't visited this thread yet.

I think I'll probably end up going with that Magus. I was hoping for a few more suggestions but they have not come.

F/K/A Imapervert

This message was edited by Paper Boy on 1-4-02 @ 8:59 PM
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 6:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

"I want my two dollars!!"


2 bucks, that's cheap.


RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 6:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

"I want my two dollars!!"


Ha ha! Good one

Lgaia
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I love that fuckin' movie!!!


"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
Sephiroth
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 7:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Boo!

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 7:31 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Boo!

Darnit Seph...
You just scared the bejeezus outa me!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Someone need me? I heard the word "cheap"


I'm A Bad, Bad Girl...Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 8:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Wow.. did I hijack this thread with that "two dollars" comment??
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Paper Boy...

"Yeah, I got your paper right here, Bitch/(Deek)"

"What are you looking at?"

"Look lady/(Mister) I don't got all day"




I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 11:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

norton's next whore said:
...and ready for all the "wonderful" slamming I've heard about.


Shelle, where's the lube? This guy wants a Bink Anal Boink special!



"Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith'

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak Bink

Seph is God for the sig!
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 8:47 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

"Yeah, I got your paper right here, Bitch/(Deek)"

"What are you looking at?"

"Look lady/(Mister) I don't got all day"



These are fine suggestions but I was hoping for something that would take my job into account.
Something like:

" Good day Sir/madam, I have a poem for you;
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You haven't paid your mortgage
Now you have to live in a shoe "

That's just stupid isn't it.

F/K/A Imapervert
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I'm sorry your mom blew up.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I'm sorry your mom blew up.
I guess she just won't be able to eat any spicy food for a while.

Do you realize the street value of this mountain?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
My favorite quote from the movie has to be:

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

F/K/A Imapervert
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 4:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
He puts his testicles all over me!



Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!
AIM


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Dammit slackjaw...

"We have fronch bread, fronch dressing, fronch fries..."



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

This message was edited by barch97 on 1-5-02 @ 4:11 PM
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Charles De Mar: How are we going to get real drugs in this town? We can't even get cable!

Charles De Mar: You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!



F/K/A Imapervert

This message was edited by Paper Boy on 1-6-02 @ 9:02 AM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 6:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Soooooo

I paid for your meal bitch, how come I didn't get any ass??


I'm A Bad, Bad Girl...Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Paper Boy, copying & pasting the entire script like that kind of takes the fun out of things.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
donotkidme
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
two dollars paper boy. i was laughing so hard when i read that. what movie was that from again? i can't remember now, just remember the damn paper boy being everywhere with i want my two dollars.

nice!

Complaints? Too bad!
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:20 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Better Off Dead, dammit.


One Nation...Indivisible.
NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.
I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

How quick the sun can...drop away...And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything...All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad, turned my world to black...tattooed all I see..all that I am...all I'll ever be...I know someday you'll have a beautiful life...I know you'll be a star...In somebody else's sky... but why...why...why...Can't it be...why can't it be mine?



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