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Sephiroth	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 12:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	You heard me folks! We are gathered here to celebrate the accomplishments of our resident entertainment reporter, Ikeaboy! But why do you ask? Well, Ikeaboy is one of OA.com un-sung post whores. He has over 6,000 posts for crying out loud! It seems that he cannot stay away from his PC. So, in a attempt to give this poor soul a chance to have a life, a bet was made. The bet is simple, Ikeaboy cannot post on OA.com, nor RF.net, for a full 48 hours. Do you know what that means? Of course you dont, you fucking half-wits! It means that you can say WHATEVER you want about Ikeaboy, and the sucker cannot respond until Monday! So lets hear it for Ikeaboy folks! Tell US how much YOU love and appreciate Ikeaboy! Dont like the fucker? Well shit on a stick, you're still invited to our little party! Tell how much you despise the dripping twat! Post your elaborate assassination plans! Make fun of his dog for Christ sakes, it's all good! And best of all, Ikeaboy has to sit there and take it all! Because if he responds before Monday, HE LOSES!! Have fun Folks, I know I will! Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS This message was edited by Sephiroth on 1-9-02 @ 4:43 PM

Maynard	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 12:49 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	What, you don't think we call him fat and a faggot to his face? PFFT! It's more fun when he's here to take the abuse, because he just lays on his back like a flipped over horseshoe crab while you kick him in the gut. I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck. Well he never eats and he never rusts And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 12:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Apprciation Hey Seph, you do know that you are a mod now and that if you screw up with spelling a thread title that you can delete the thread and re-post it, right? OK, now let me read about the bashing of Ikeaboy for 48 hours fest. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 12:54 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	and to think i was there when this bet was made WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High God Bless America

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 12:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Ikea, maybe you can use the 48 hours to go to Sears and get some power garden tools (hedge trimmer and weed wacker) and finally shave. You can do it in between the Saved by the Bell and Degrassi Junior High marathons, LOL AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 12:58 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Unfortuly, once Monday rolls around and he's read everything that will be posted here, he won't be able to reply. Well, unless of course the noose breaks when he kicks the stool out from under himself. Suicidal, virgin, self-loathing prick. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Sephiroth	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 12:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Hey Seph, you do know that you are a mod now and that if you screw up with spelling a thread title that you can delete the thread and re-post it, right? I deal with my mistakes, I dont delete them. Â©Sean Cold Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS This message was edited by Sephiroth on 1-5-02 @ 1:10 AM

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i like ikea.he;s a good guy.he takes some of the most punishment on the board, and even more now that he;s in chat constantly.he is really becoming one of the best people here. eh, who am i kidding...he's a fucking fat homo loser. shall i post the link again? GO BIG BLUE! This is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

Maynard	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:03 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I deal with my mistakes, I dont delete them. So you're anti-abortion? I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck. Well he never eats and he never rusts And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:08 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Then, what happened to Seph V2.0? I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Sean C0ld	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:14 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: I deal with my mistakes, I dont delete them. Â©Sean Cold LMMFAOWSMP! I don't know whats funnier, the fact I posted that or the fact seph used it! Oh, and since i have Ikea on pay roll, I am subtracting some fuckin cookies over this!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Sean, since you are running around here with your boxers on, and Ikea is a flaming faggot, I think some of us would like to know exactly what you are paying Ikea to do LMAO! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Sean C0ld	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Sean, since you are running around here with your boxers on, and Ikea is a flaming faggot, I think some of us would like to know exactly what you are paying Ikea to do LMAO! Jealous much?

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:25 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Jealous much? That Ikea really gets around, Sleeper said the same thing I am going to call him "Ikea Bink" from now on. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Maynard	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:33 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I am going to call him "Ikea Bink" from now on. Come on Slash, NO ONE is that big of a slut. I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck. Well he never eats and he never rusts And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Kid Afrika	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:37 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Come on Slash, NO ONE is that big of a slut. alkey, comment? I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

Sean C0ld	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:42 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	When Shelle belches, does she even know who it is she is tasting? This message was edited by Sean C0ld on 1-5-02 @ 1:59 AM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: When Sheele belches, does she even know who it is she is tasting? Well, it sure as hell isn't the suicidal virgin, Ikea, that's for sure LOL AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Ikea? you mean the unicron who only bitches in chat instead on the FU board? quote: When Sheele belches, does she even know who it is she is tasting? oh my dear sweet jesus that is funny...i nearly fucking fell over LMAO Was I a fool to think, the way you looked at me I swear you did, but you looked away too quick Was I a fool to think that you'd take me home as if I was yours, Was I a fool to think at all?

Maynard	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:56 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: When Sheele belches, does she even know who it is she is tasting? quote: Well, it sure as hell isn't the suicidal virgin, Ikea, that's for sure LOL Can't we keep bashing Shelle instead? I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck. Well he never eats and he never rusts And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I won't sit here and bad talk Ikea when he's not here to defend himself... I'll wait til he gets back to hell him I think he's a fat fagit... Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:23 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Here's my comment. Table #9 needs bussing. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 3:36 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Ikea? you mean the unicron who only bitches in chat instead on the FU board? HA!, that's the best one so far. I think Ikea is gonna be hangin around the funeral homes the next 48 hrs. Maybe he'll finally get laid by a rotting corpse. And yes if you don't know. The Sleeper is responsible for this. You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

onehung lo434	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 7:27 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Does somebody want to tell the other 10,000 registered members That the bets over?

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 10:34 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Dont like the fucker? Well shit on a stick, you're still invited to our little party! Thanks for the invite. Hi Ikea...I'm over here now. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

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