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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: That's right, you ain't leaving me out of this love fest!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:14 AM      
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I ain't good enough to get banned? Shit on you and all you motherfuckers. Maynard is hot shit nowadays? He couldn't lick the sweat off my dad's balls after a long day's work of molesting my four year old niece. I'll make an impact if it means being all your bitches. Don't make me bring the pain up in this place! Ikea and Maynard ain't shit and never will be. Drop em' tomorrow and clean this place out. I'm sure somebody else is capable of starting bullshit threads that don't make any sense. You're old news boys, yesterday's garbage. Step up to the bar and show me what you got. The screwdrivers are on me.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 1-5-02 @ 2:34 AM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ask and ye shall receive.

Edit: Haha, thought I was gonna leave it, didn't ya?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank




This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 1-5-02 @ 2:29 AM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:25 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Umm... my penis smells like cat food.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:31 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I wasn't even banned long enough to spank one out!




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Sephiroth
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:34 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I wasn't even banned long enough to spank one out!


Then let me give you more time. See you tomorrow.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:36 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Umm... my penis smells like cat food.


maybe thats why i didnt let u come over tonight

and alkey
STOP BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE
thats shelle and straws job

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 1-5-02 @ 2:38 AM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

maybe thats why i didnt let u come over tonight
"Inside jokes", Amy, "Inside jokes". Stop confusing Alkey's threads.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:41 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I wasn't even banned long enough to spank one out!



Hey, I think twenty seconds was adequate enough, Mr. Happy...




WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:41 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
theyre all the same to me babe

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Maynard
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:42 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
So is this the bash the stupid faggit with the huge ear thread because he can't post tonight?


I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck.
Well he never eats and he never rusts
And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 3:07 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

because he can't post tonight?

Like it ever stopped you before.





I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
IrishAlkey v2.0
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 3:19 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I can not be stopped. I am mighty. Feel my power.

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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 4:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I can not be stopped. I am mighty. Feel my power.

Bzzzt... wrong.... try again dumbass



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 4:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
eh, it was funnier when Maynard was banned.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 4:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

eh, it was funnier when Maynard was banned.
hmmm, that could be...
But, I thought it was funny when Sluggo was banned...
I think it's funnier watching Alkey beg for it... he's... well, he's just plain pathetic...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



GonzoStyle
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

IrishAlkey v2.0



That actually gave me a chuckle.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig

She-Mail Me Here

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 11:04 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Actually GS, that whole post was pretty effin hysterical...
quote:

I can not be stopped. I am mighty. Feel my power.
LMAO... I know he's a whore but that was effin funny.

And, his "power & might" lasted all of what? About an hour? From what I've heard around here... that's an all time high for Alkey...


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I think it's funnier watching Alkey beg for it... he's... well, he's just plain pathetic...


Are we talking about him getting banned or binked?

And shouldn't that have been, IrishAlkey Simplex 2?



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 1-5-02 @ 11:44 AM
o&aswallow
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I banned myself. Does that make me cool like Gilligan?



Pay no attention to this old man. He banned himself

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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Its should have been "IrishAlkey's Smaller Ear"


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"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
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quote:

Its should have been "IrishAlkey's Smaller Ear"

NO! NO! NO!

That's BalloonEar!!!


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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I can not be stopped. I am mighty. Feel my power.
Bzzzt... wrong.... try again dumbass
:-) Moron gets a cookie for being the smart one.
quote:

IrishAlkey v2.0
That actually gave me a chuckle.
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Actually GS, that whole post was pretty effin hysterical...
LMAO... I know he's a whore but that was effin funny.
Thanks, Gonzo and Barch. But, I'm sad to announce there will be no v3.0 (not from me, anyway). Moron is too slick.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Maynard
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
But Moron's sleepin. ;-)


I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck.
Well he never eats and he never rusts
And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Moron gets a cookie for being the smart one.

Well the fact that it was funny ruled out any chance that it could be alkey, so it wasn't all that hard to figure.


Was I a fool to think, the way you looked at me
I swear you did, but you looked away too quick
Was I a fool to think that you'd take me home as if I was yours,
Was I a fool to think at all?
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I banned myself. Does that make me cool like Gilligan?



No that makes you opak.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig

She-Mail Me Here




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