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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 5:07 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Slash = "PartyBoy"
Ikea = "HelloAndWelcomeToMoviePhone"
Ken'sPen = "FunnyAtFirst"
Froy = "LostPersonality"
Gonzo = "PendingLitigation"
SeanCold = "FuckingAsshole"
AM = "EverythingYouWantedToKnowAboutCommunismButWereAfraidToAsk"

Alright, your turn.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Maynard
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 5:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
This is an absolutely horrible thread alkey. You should be shot for starting it. Stop trying so hard to make people like you. You're so much better when you're yourself.

:shakes head:


I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck.
Well he never eats and he never rusts
And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

WoRMFACE
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

This is an absolutely horrible thread alkey. You should be shot for starting it. Stop trying so hard to make people like you. You're so much better when you're yourself.




Trrrrue.



You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 7:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey! i like this thread, now, somebody give me a name.

oh, and before i forget, maynerd = "dogfuker" what? like i could let that go?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I just have one...
Av8er-Alkey Light...
OOPS...Tha belongs in a different "Alkey" thread.


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

somebody give me a name.

Yugo Girl.

There, now you can think all the fat black chicks on Springer like you.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
alkie- substance lite


Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

somebody give me a name.



LimeyCunt


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Froy - Hans
JBA - Frans


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Ken wrote:

Yugo Girl


quote:

crx girl
............
............
YUGO Girl
............
............
O&A Board Regular
Posts: 2495
Registered: Oct. 00


What's the matter, Ken, did the well run dry?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Froy - Hans
JBA - Frans

I see a nice idea for costumes for this years oa.com halloween party. That has alot of potential


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

What's the matter, Ken, did the well run dry?


Guess I should READ some statuses every now and again, eh?

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

This is an absolutely horrible thread alkey. You should be shot for starting it.

I don't have my watch, what time is it?



I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

SeanCold = "FuckingAsshole"

quote:

This is an absolutely horrible thread Alkey.

Sorry, but I have to second Maynard's feeling on this one after seeing that.
You know I've got your back bud whenever you need it, but on this one I may just sit in the back of the room and stay out of the festivities.
I may be OA.com's Bodyguard, but I ain't stupid. ;)



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

GonzoStyle
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
IrishAlkey = "JoeSoprano V2.0"




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig

She-Mail Me Here

hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I am the personification of all that is Unfunny. If it's funny, it aint me. Please remember that when viewing all of my posts
quote:

IrishAlkey = "JoeSoprano V2.0"

Now heres a perfect example of how to say the same thing two different ways.

Sig Pic Under Construction

The mind is like a parachute...it works best when it is open


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Ken wrote:

Guess I should READ some statuses every now and again, eh?



Yea, I mean, I only put that in her status like 8 months ago.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
IrishAlkey= IrishAlkey

::It was at that moment when the term 'IrishAlkey' was officially welcomed into the English language::


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Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com
Maynard
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
AntsInMyPants = IrishAlkey v2.0


I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck.
Well he never eats and he never rusts
And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

This is an absolutely horrible thread alkey. You should be shot for starting it. Stop trying so hard to make people like you. You're so much better when you're yourself.


First of all, you know me better than to think I'm trying to get people to like me. Gimme a break, Maynard.
Second, I guess we should just spend our time on the board replying to the same damn threads that have been at the top of the page for about a week already.
But, point taken. I'll sit back and watch.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

First of all, you know me better than to think I'm trying to get people to like me. Gimme a break, Maynard.


boys boys boys, what's with all this fighting????????

==============================
Remember-Laughter heals.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

boys boys boys, what's with all this fighting????????


You can be the ref, fag-twat. =)





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You can be the ref, fag-twat.

not as good as karate-twat, but i'll give you this one!!

============================================================
I love the Slackjaw the mostest :)
Maynard
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
YEAH! Fuck You Cunt!


I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck.
Well he never eats and he never rusts
And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

YEAH! Fuck You Cunt!


wouldn't you like to?? ;)

============================================================
I love the Slackjaw the mostest :)


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