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Sephiroth
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
Your not even right once a day.

If you can explain how a broken clock is right 48x's a day I will have Fagus take you the ATM machine.


::rubs eyes::

Is it possible? 2 bad jokes in one post?!?

Oh, nevermind, it's just the Sorta-Rican. Carry on folks.

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:55 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
If you can explain how a broken clock is right 48x's a day I will have Fagus take you the ATM machine.


I'll get working on that equation right after I solve 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 = 1





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I'll get working on that equation right after I solve 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 = 1
Damn you, Alkey, get out of my head. It was tough enough to get you out of my pants.



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Maynard
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Even a stopped watch gives the right time twice a day.

Fuckin tool.


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And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck.
Well he never eats and he never rusts
And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck

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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 01-07-2002 @ 12:50 AM      
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It 7:37 I too was watching King of the Hill and surprised as how much I enjoy this fucking show .

Though Futurama was hysterical tonight ("I know that monkey! His name Is donkey!"-- "Amy go console the widow pacman"), King of the Hill is definitely a great show. (Though both aren't toping The Family Guy but all three are far above Simpsons in quality)

Simpsons tonight just sucked. The series fucking sucks now. When it's nothing but Homer running around like a tool and screaming you realize the series ran out of ideas. Retard Homer for 'joke' purpose is not good.

And X-Files I don't even try anymore.



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