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JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
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I have never did anything bizarre or gross or FUCKED UP.

I am a model citizen.

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
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Most gross and disturbing thing I've seen has to be when I was housesitting my dad and stepmom's place and used their computer to find out that they are......... ugh i can't even tell the rest...makes me sick


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But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
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quote:

Most gross and disturbing thing I've seen has to be when I was housesitting my dad and stepmom's place and used their computer to find out that they are......... ugh i can't even tell the rest...makes me sick


Into peeling the HIV lesions off of Howies ass using their teeth. And pulling the chowder mites off of his sack with stainless tweezers.

Also are they the married amputee couple that juggle running chainsaws when the carnival comes to town..that Howie, Ladi, and I hired to clean the fresh body fluids out of our torture trailer?

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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
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quote:

Also are they the married amputee couple that juggle running chainsaws when the carnival comes to town
oh yes I believe my dad and stepmom are known as the "greatest show on earth" because of that act.


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

Shelle Bink
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
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quote:

Most bizarre, gross or just plain f-ed up thing you've seen or did?


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prob the sickest thing i've ever seen is people getting shot in the head point blank.


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JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
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quote:

oh yes I believe my dad and stepmom are known as the "greatest show on earth" because of that act.

LMAO....I thought so. Tell them to keep up the good work mopping up our messes and they will soon be able to afford the artificial limbs they need.

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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
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quote:

LMAO....I thought so. Tell them to keep up the good work mopping up our messes and they will soon be able to afford the artificial limbs they need.
Well my dad already has the artificial hair, so the prosthetic arms and legs will match just nicely! But then I can't get into the circus for free anymore....hmmmm


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 3:07 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Alright since GRKQT admitted what she and her family (LOL) did I will share as well.

As much as you are all going to be suprised I did something like this LMAO.

Back in high school we had one day were we would see if we could ignite other's farts with matches.

It was my turn to let one go..and I damn well knew it wasnt just going to be rancid air coming out. I told my buddy that it was going to be a nice good fart to get really close with the match. Well I pushed as hard as I could and totally blew my hot greazy mess all over his hand and arm, some even splattered on his shirt. LMAO...from that point on he is known as "Doodie"

KampoM249
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
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A picture my old squad leader showed me of him Pissing in the skull cavitiy of an Iraq Solider during Desert Storm. Close Second was when he showed me the wallet and jewerly of that dead solider. LoL
was funny and Fucked up at the same time
Kampo

Maynard
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
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Hey Snuka, you're a faggit. Why did you pull your pants down to do that?

I love ninjas withall of my body (including my pee pee).

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 5:12 PM      
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Maynard...I dont think I could of squirted my watery fecal sludge on him if I had my pants up.

Although now that im thinking about it..I could of shit my pants and sat around all day and pretended I was a 5 year old that still wore diapers and had an accident.

MMMMM a 5 year old with a shitty diaper!!!

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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 5:37 PM      
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quote:

prob the sickest thing i've ever seen is people getting shot in the head point blank.


where the hell did you see that?



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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 5:46 PM      
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
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I carried a dead body at a senior home this summer to a morgue. (I was doing security for the place for like one day, thank god i dont work there!)

The old person kicked the bucket a few hours ago. That was fucked up. And the body was heavy too!

This week in LA I saw two female strippers almost fight to the death. It can be hard for one of them to get dollar bills....



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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
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(Jumping in my Way back Machine)
Watching Bud Dwyer blow his brains out on live TV in social studies class. The poor nun I had for a teacher had to go on a sabattical for the rest of the year

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Meatbus
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
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A big fat African-American dude just nonchalantly strolling down the street completely naked holding his clothes in his arms.


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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
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quote:

I carried a dead body at a senior home this summer to a morgue.

I do that more nights than not. At the hospital I work at I have a deal with one of the houskeeping stafff in which I help him transport bodies to the morgue and he hooks me up with first crack at the linen.

Also in the morgue there is a refrigarator used to store limbs that have been removed from their owners and four or five file cabinets filled with tissue specimens in formaldehyde(sp?) from surgery. Most of it is tumors, stones, and necrotic tissue but every once in a while I come across a goody like a removed breast or the leftovers from an abortion.

A few weeks ago a patient came into the ER with cancer of the nose that had eaten away the left side of his face and left a gaping oozing crater in its place. I almost puked looking at it.

EDIT: Can we please please bring back the grossest pic contest?




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Shelle Bink
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
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quote:

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i wish.


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Maynard
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
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quote:

EDIT: Can we please please bring back the grossest pic contest?

I tried that, but got Modded.

I love ninjas withall of my body (including my pee pee).

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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
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quote:

But as for gross, compared to you all, this is fairly tame, but there was a condom on a train seat one day. I didnt examine it enough to determine whether it was used or just unwrapped and left there.


i see that all the time. last night i saw one in the parking lot at mountain creek.


as for me, for my 13th birthday my mom & sister were taking me & my best friend for lunch at planet hollywood. My sisters husband was driving & we were stopped at light in front of the hard rock cafe. a woman & her daughter were jay - walking & they walked in front of our car. stopped at the end of our car & looked both ways before walking into the other lane. just then the light changed & a truck came up the street & smacked into the mother & her daughter. i will never ever forget the image of the little girl being thrown onto the hood of the truck, then flung back when it came to a stop. i was completly freaked out for weeks. that was like 10 years ago & i still see it as clear as day.

my mom found out that the girl died on the way to the hospital.



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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:49 AM      
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theres another really sick thing ive seen too

for prom my school decided to show us this video on how driving drunk is bad and all this shit

they were showing video of the outcome of some drunk driving accidents

this dude just picked up a handful of brains and threw them into a bag, fucking disgusting

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Shelle Bink
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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
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Amy! I remember that! I was the only one in the auditorium laughing. Hehehe. I'm so evil/insensitive/etc.


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posted on 01-15-2002 @ 12:47 AM      
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oh yeah, i just remembered this.

a few months ago i woke up & my eye was killing me. i went to the bathroom to look in the mirror & i saw a bump on the underside of my eyelid.

i went to my eye doctor & she freaked out. i had an ingrown eyelash & it was scratching up my cornea. she had no idea how to remove it so she sent me to a specialist. so i sit down in the chair & the specialist says "that's bizarre". this guy is the team eye doctor for many ny pro teams. he looks at my eye & freaks out. the only way he could remove it was to slit open the underside of my eye lid & pull it out. NOT FUN.

it's growing back fine. there is a slight scar on the inside of my eyelid, you cna't tell anythign was wrong. but the whole experience was pretty nasty



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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 1:56 PM      
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Another one happened the other day, our squad got toned out for an "unresponsive". When we arrived there was a man on the couch, pants down, and his hand around his schween. The guy had been dead for so long that rigor mortis had set in. Apparently, his daughter could not get him on the phone for a few days and feared the worst. I don't know which is grosser, finding out your dad died while cranking it or having to be the funeral director who has to prep the body for burial

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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
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In my opinion, the Budd Dwyer video wins hands down. I have watched a ton of action movies and played countless violent video games and they haven't desensitized me one bit. It was definately the creepiest thing I've ever saw, well, next to seeing stalker patti covered in whipped cream. Yeach!

Anything that reminds me that I'm going to be a piece of rotting meat when I die is unnerving.




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