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o&aswallow	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	OK FMFB, try this, Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Cl Sanders! Ha ha ha ha! Should we be rolling over and cuddling now? Do you need a smoke? ;) Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:37 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: btw... don't mess with me alkey... they'll rip you apart. "They" can tongue my taint while sticking "their" noses up my ass. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: However, I sure know I'm gonna try to laugh a lot more than I used to... Just go out on a date with Alkey....that's a start. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.

kindredbabe	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 4:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Should we be rolling over and cuddling now? Do you need a smoke? Typical man....it's over before it ever gets started..... ;) Thank You, Austin

o&aswallow	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 5:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Typical man....it's over before it ever gets started..... Hey it could be worse, it could be Vos trying to make you laugh. Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 5:27 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Just go out on a date with Alkey....that's a start. Just make a right everywhere she stole something. Oops, wrong thread. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 5:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I don't know about the laughing thing, but I learned last night at Bar 9 that RapeFantasizer can bring herself to orgasm if she holds her pee in long enough. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 5:55 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	Yes, see that's what I mean... how many times have women or men for that matter laughed so hard that they peed? And, now we all know of at least one woman who gets some sexual gratification out of holding back pee... tell me this isn't related... Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 6:16 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	quote: And back to the issue at hand...first man to make a funny that makes me cum gets a prize - What do you call the extra skin around a vagina? A woman - What's the difference between and ooooohhhh and an ahhhhhh? 3 inches - Lent Really isn't gay..... - Alkey really IS gay....... - if it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college..... Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away? Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems? Fret not, for there is a solution - Just Ask Dear Grumpy

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 6:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Just make a right everywhere she stole something. Oops, wrong thread. Its make a left everywhere I got fired for stealing something :) The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

Nana's Precious	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 6:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	FMFB said quote: And back to the issue at hand...first man to make a funny that makes me cum gets a prize hey FMFB did you ever hear the one about the.....;) Also let me get this straight. Vos has never brought a woman to orgasm? 09-11-01 Never Forget, Never Forget Bring back the Bitch...... Give blood, play hockey.

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 7:28 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	btw... Thank you kindredbabe for the help in making this topic all that it could be. :) Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 11:20 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	I can tell you with 100% positivity that a girl can orgasm from laughing. I have done it many times myself. quote: I don't know about the laughing thing, but I learned last night at Bar 9 that RapeFantasizer can bring herself to orgasm if she holds her pee in long enough. Damnit, was I that drunk that I gave away all my secrets? Now tracy will understand why I always have a smile on my face. I LOVE THE MORON This message was edited by RapeFantasizer on 1-16-02 @ 11:25 PM

Meatbus	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 1:42 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	Depends upon how funny her clit thinks my tongue is. "Now listen Ralph, as long as we're neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton... Call me Eduardo."

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 1:58 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Depends upon how funny her clit thinks my tongue is. You fucking win! I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:30 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: I can tell you with 100% positivity that a girl can orgasm from laughing. I have done it many times myself. See? all you other girls are just doin' it wrong... :) Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:37 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Jeeeze...your jokes really aren't working over here....be more funny!! Come on....first person to make me laugh so hard I cum gets a prize! BE DIALING! The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

o&aswallow	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:44 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	OK FMFB, There was this handsome mature guy that runs into this young hottie at a bar and they start to hit it off. The hottie realizes that the guy is really starting to turn her on so she invites him back to her place. Once there, she starts to seduce the guy by doing this sensual dance and........ Oh wait, that wasn't a joke. Wanna go to Taco Bell??? ;) Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:54 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Oh wait, that wasn't a joke. But it made me laugh...shame it wasn't hard enough to enduce an orgasm.... quote: Wanna go to Taco Bell??? Sure....but can I get something for more than 69 cents this time? The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

o&aswallow	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:57 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Sure....but can I get something for more than 69 cents this time? But tht's my favorite price! ;) But what the hell, for you babe I'll splurge and go up to the $1.29 value meal. And remember, there was no requirement to make you O with one joke. It's a slow, step by step build up with a lot of little tingles leading up to the fireworks grand finale! ;) Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:20 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	I don't know about the rest of these stiffs but, OAS... you keep this up and, I'm gonna make a mess ;) Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

o&aswallow	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: OAS... you keep this up and, I'm gonna make a mess Tease.....LOL Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 1:05 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	As FMFB suggested I have submitted this question to Jackie Fine. I'll post any response here. Thanks for the suggestion FMFB :) Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 4:59 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: It's a slow, step by step build up with a lot of little tingles leading up to the fireworks grand finale! I'd hurry up. It's not like you have much time left. =) I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. "Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened" "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"

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