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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Hello everyone! I'mso excited that I this place!If your anything like Opie and Anthony I have a feeling this is going to be a wild ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 1:26 AM      
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What is with the Shiny Happy people lately eh?

Need to get a chapter of the Angry Gun-toting Meat-Eating People in here.
Denis Leary, right?
quote:

And this one time....at band camp....I shoved a flute up my.......
Finish the sentence, you tease! ;)



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
mother shucker
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

And this one time....at band camp....I shoved a flute up my.......

you stole my fucking line.........

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
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Finish the sentence, you tease!


i did it for her

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mother shucker
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
By the way newbie, could you shorten the title to your thread next time? Just a thought....

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
luvbum
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 6:10 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Good Morning everyone!!! I hope you all slept well. Maybe some of you wont be so darn cranky today. Geeez Louisse, I just read the rest of the replies, talk about angry. Thats ok though , because jesus loves you so I must love you to!

Ikeaboy, I am glad at least someone likes what I have to say! You seem very sweet:) I just d/l a skit where they tricked some guy on a contest, He thouight he was winning money but it was a candy bar. Great humor.

Well I am off to work. Make it a great day people!!!!!!!!!!

-luvbum
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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 6:32 AM      
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because jesus loves you so I must love you to!


And he fucks me often also, care to follow his lead?



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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 7:08 AM      
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luvbum Posted on: 1-25-02 @ 6:10 AM

jesus fucking christ, why are you so god damn friendly at that hour??? are you sane????????


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 7:11 AM      
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Well I am off to work. Make it a great day people!!!!!!!!!!


i hate you so much


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 7:54 AM      
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quote:

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luvbum Posted on: 1-25-02 @ 6:10 AM

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jesus fucking christ, why are you so god damn friendly at that hour??? are you sane????????




Don't forget, she's in Missouri, so it was 5:10 am.

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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 8:51 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
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I have a better idea, why dont you jump off a bridge into a river of aids!!

Wow,... she aint half bad after all!!! I'm so excited!!! This reminds me of that Something Awful ICQ prank,... Stacey!!! Hey, luvbum, did you hear that bit when they called up some place, and were asking for something and nobody understood what they were saying and kept transferring them around??? That was great!!! :) :) :)



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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 8:58 AM      
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Hey, could this be Kid Afika in disguise?? hmmmm...


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
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Need to get a chapter of the Angry Gun-toting Meat-Eating People in here.


You rang?

Fuckin happy face newbies! Die! Die! Die! Get in da coffin and choke on a cup of aids! Die!

oh and luvbum - welcome to the board. :) :) :) :)


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
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luvbum
does anyone reallize just how effin hot that is?


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
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And this one time....on a radio show...these two guys, Opie and Anthony....tricked another guy..into a contest...and all he won..was a candy bar...ahhahahahah


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:12 AM      
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This Coked Up Happy Whore said:
Geeez Louisse, I just read the rest of the replies, talk about angry. Thats ok though, because jesus loves you so I must love you to!



Well, Jiminy Cricket! Who are you, Katya Ann? I guess that's all you got in fucking Missoura. Well, that, and fucking your relatives.

And 'luvbum'... Allo, bloke, you luv bum, guvner?



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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
NO really... "Luv" "Bum"... that's got me so effin hard


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
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jesus fucking christ, why are you so god damn friendly at that hour???



ahah Sorry im with CT on this OnE .. man
.:.:: shakeS head back n FourTh ..::...
Im dont get iT its like a very sureal BoarD now the topics are just Funny buT Boring As siN .. but im trying at least but wow .. i dono and i thOUghT i waS the weriDOoO :) * shurgS* WoohAaA very sureal shit goin on aroUnd here lol !

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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
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God, I hope you wake up with an inoperable tumor in your brain. Then again judging by your posting it may already be there. You fuckin happy go lucky gaping cunt sore. I hate people like you who live in denial, they pretend their entire lives are just fuckin dandy. People who think if you have a positive attitude about everything, then it will all be the bees knees. Hug a terrorist, hug a tree, hug a rapist. Well I hope the terroirist straps you to a tree and cums on your ass while watching the rapist inject you with his rape rod right into your cum sump.

Now welcome to the board, have a nice day.




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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
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What is with the Shiny Happy people lately eh?
Mercury poisoning.




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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
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Hug a terrorist, hug a tree, hug a rapist.



WOW that is just Very KindwordS .. Ya coulD have beeN A LiL RudE thats was tastEfuL for yOu and WEaK .. aHH well i guesS cause its friday.. ya alil groggy n TireD ill expEct More on FurthER new be threads .. ( LMAO ) :D You RUlE Sir GoNzO!

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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
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so I must love you to!

So since you love me already, wanta fuck?
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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
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quote:

luvbum Posted on: 1-25-02 @ 6:10 AM
"jesus loves you so I must love you to!"



quote:

OAAWITE Posted on: 1-25-02 @ 12:28 AM

"Jesus and I love you"



You stole my line cunt.


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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
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Nope. not me. not enough smilies to be me. :):):)





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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
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My name is Sara, I am 20 y/o.



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posted on 01-25-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
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My name is Sara, I am 20 y/o. I live in Bates County Missouri.


Which trailor?

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hope you wake up with an inoperable tumor in your brain. Then again judging by your posting it may already be there. You fuckin happy go lucky gaping cunt sore. I hate people like you who live in denial, they pretend their entire lives are just fuckin dandy. People who think if you have a positive attitude about everything, then it will all be the bees knees. Hug a terrorist, hug a tree, hug a rapist. Well I hope the terroirist straps you to a tree and cums on your ass while watching the rapist inject you with his rape rod right into your cum sump.


Please post more.







I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! Especially when she's covered in Spoo!
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 1-25-02 @ 2:09 PM


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