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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-25-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
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Gabriel Reese, but being on the beach so much, I suppose she would smell like low tide.
The ENTIRE SWEDISH VOLLYBALL TEAM!
Sure they're tall, muscular and blonde...but goddamn they're hot!

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

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posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
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id bang brady anderson in a heartbeat

WHATEVER BEN

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o&aswallow
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Any guy that wouldn't bang Anna K is gay. Hell a gay guy would bang her in effort to convert to hetro.

Suzie, I'm gpong to see Bret February 8th, should I give him your number?

OT and Shelle, could you cut down the bandwith usage and just list the atheletes you wouldn't do? ;)



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posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
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Fabiola da Silva
and most of the other females previously listed


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This message was edited by QuickStop on 1-26-02 @ 12:35 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

and most of the other females previously listed
You just keep your grubby hooves away from Billy Jean King.


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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Andy Pettitte, David Wells, Chuck Knoblauch, #12 from the Patriots...don't remember his name...but who needs names? ;), and there is some cutie who plays for the Phillies...can't remember his name either, but I think he was #19...


The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA




PsychoPhreaker
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posted on 01-26-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
anna kournikova all the way...



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RapeFantasizer
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CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 8:25 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Andy Pettite is the first one that pops into my head. Anna K and Mia Hamm are pretty hot too.



I LOVE THE MORON
donotkidme
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Any male athlete that has a goatee or some 5 o'clock shadow (michael peca), and is built.






Complaints? Too bad!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 5:22 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

OT and Shelle, could you cut down the bandwith usage and just list the atheletes you wouldn't do?


Gramps -- one comes to mind... Derek Jeter ((YYYYUUUUCCCCKKKK))

quote:

Any male athlete that has a goatee or some 5 o'clock shadow (michael peca), and is built


Also, must have teeth ((in the case of hockey))


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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
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OOPS!!!!

Forgot about the **HOTTIE**


Tennis Player James Blake



*yum*




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hope you live up to be...what you will...i choose to keep myself free...and the truth is...i always think of you...but you will... think of me... smiling... smiling... -JCS

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Some Of Us Are Just Too Blind To See It At First...
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posted on 01-27-2002 @ 8:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Do WWF women count? If so, then Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson, Stacie Keibler, and Stephanie McMahon (but only with duct tape over her mouth)


donotkidme
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I'm an athlete.......




Complaints? Too bad!



This message was edited by donotkidme on 1-27-02 @ 11:31 PM
FollowThisLogic
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posted on 01-27-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
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Mmmmmbop.

This thread really gives insight with some people.. hehe...

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OAAWITE
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 11:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Posted By donotkidme: 1-25-02 @ 10:11 AM: Discussion Topic: Atheletes I Would Bang

donotkidme Posted on: 1-27-02 @ 10:59 PM: I'm an athlete.......



I thought you said you didn't do that




This message was edited by OAAWITE on 1-27-02 @ 11:35 PM
donotkidme
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

I thought you said you didn't do that




back in the day. and invite for others.




Complaints? Too bad!
OAAWITE
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Us Magazine is coming out with their list of hot athletes. It might already be out. Anna is in there. Nice.

Jeter, Arod, but no Nomar. The Boston fans are pissed.


taintnodoubt
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 1:35 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Tara lapinski. Not that she's hot but she's underage...

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I'm not saying I gay or anything but, if Kurt Warner asked me really nicely...


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
One's with twats.


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God Bless The USA.
donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

One's with twats.



does that include those nasty bodybuilders?




Complaints? Too bad!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
fuck i forgot tino martinez and maybe even jeter
matt maloney((used to play for the rockets))
jeff cirillo


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn,
make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands"

I LIVE FOR SPOO
donotkidme
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 2:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
latin baseball




Complaints? Too bad!
Grumpy
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
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- Tara Lapinsky
- Christina Yamaguchi
- Gabrielle Reese
- Definitely Anna
- Martina Hingis
- Jennifer Capriati

And my latest fascination from tennis
- 18 year old Daniela Hantuchova (see played double in a nightie. See for yourself)




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Suzie
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:


Suzie, I'm gpong to see Bret February 8th, should I give him your number?



Yes, YES!! Where, when? TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!

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