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OAgirl25
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 11:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
The oly crazy person I know is my email buddy, she's nuts!!
:):):)

Ree
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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Ah, this brings some memories.

Jerk-off Joe. This guy always walked around our town and hung around quick check and 7-Eleven and always made jerking off motions while listening to his walkman that was obviously broken. Montville really attracts them.

And the other one... the sugar lady. I worked at a local supermarket in the town next over and this middle-aged woman came in every single day and bought the same thing. She'd buy sugar... and a shit load of it. No milk, no eggs, no bread or cheese. Sugar. And she always came to my register, I think she liked me for some reason. But anyways, I calculated what she bought. She bought ten pounds of sugar... EVERY DAY. What the fuck do you do with ten pounds of sugar every day? I don't know, but this crazy she-bitch must have found some use for it. Still to this day, I see these two miscreants walking the street... Mr Jerk-off, beating his air cock furiously, while sugar lady heaving her booty of sugar up the hill to her house.

Or maybe I'm the fucked up one.

...nah.



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Boodadude
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Sugar is used to make moonshine.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Still to this day, I see these two miscreants walking the street... Mr Jerk-off, beating his air cock furiously, while sugar lady heaving her booty of sugar up the hill to her house.

Holy crap! that's the funniest thing I've read in awhile. Thank you.

There is a womas at work that yells at her computer. She spits at it & askes why it won't do what she wants, and she is loud and clear as day. But, when she tries to talk to a person she mumbles.

We wonder if maybe she talks to the stove at home, and asks it why it burnt the food.



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My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist
posted on 01-27-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
There is a guy in the Lake Grove/Nesconset area known as the Mall Monster. The Smith Haven Mall back inthe day used to give out products to consumers to test out (although I'm not sure what they were). Well the Mall Monster was one of these consumers. The product one night, caught fire in his house killing his entire family. He sued the mall for a small fortune and the stress of losing his family cause him to go insane.
Now he just roams the streets in the area around the mall. He wears nothing but a diaper. His hair is long and matted and disgusting and he just walks around mumbling to himself. Funny thing is he lives like a bum, but he won that lawsuit.




THE SUFFERING

..................WHAT?
taintnodoubt
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 1:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
once you've got a third cat in your house, you're well on your way....

ItsMindy
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 3:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
In the town where i grew up there was this guy named John who would stop you on the street just to talk about the weather... it was like he sat up all night and watched the weather channel..creepy, and also when i used to work at a convenience store we had this woman named Bonnie who used to come in and yell at everyone, and i found out she had a crush on her mailman and would chase him down the street!!!!

Fat chicks try harder!!!
Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
I just remembered another crazy person by me. When I used to work for an office supply store, this used to come in once a month and harrass the employees. She'd ask for stuff that wasn't even in the store and then flip out when we told her we didnt carry the item. But of course she got what she deserved one night when she came in.
I had just finished my break and clocked back in. She came into the store and approached me and started to ask a question. Well before she could get the question out, a white powder came flying out of her mouth! She ran out of the store so embarrassed. Looks like someone did a little too much coke before they came in to harrass us.




THE SUFFERING

..................WHAT?
Norton's Victim
posted on 01-28-2002 @ 12:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I go to school in West Philadelphia and we have a group of bums that hangs outside a 7-11 and begs for money. One constantly rides his bike around asking for money. Another is a man that pretends to be a woman. One gives you this story about how he has the high 5 and lives on the street. The other will rap for you if you give him money. (always the same rap). It is a very elite group and it is always the same group. Bums from other areas arn't aloud or bum wars start.



"You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets or you can come to terms and realize you're the only one who cannot forgive yourself. It makes much more sense, to live in the present tense." - Pearl Jam


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