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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

So, how come every time I go to the zoo, all the monkeys are jerking off? They're NOT doing it for pleasure?



I just always thought that they are doin it because all monkeys truely love me.


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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
WOW

If you want the real thing you should know better than to bring up pink panties AND make fun of me. :)


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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:18 PM      
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quote:

...bring up pink panties AND make fun of me
LMAO... I made ya say it. You're getting way too easy :D



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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Welcome to the Fuckin Useless!!!!


Spoo is Oops backwards... Hey does that mean that spoo is an accident or is it an accident waiting to happen?




This message was edited by Jack Meehoff on 1-29-02 @ 11:17 PM
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Spoo is Oops backwards... Hey does that mean that spoo is an accident or is it an accident waiting to happen?

spoo wasnt exactly an accident...people were talking backwards in chat, alkey screwed up, and said spoo






did i just let the secret out?OOPS




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YellowDiscipline
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

spoo wasnt exactly an accident...people were talking backwards in chat, alkey screwed up, and said spoo






did i just let the secret out?OOPS




LOL. How long were just itching to let that out. Maybe this will finally put an end to that thread.

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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

How long were just itching to let that out

how long was the thread around?subtract a day




My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!
YellowDiscipline
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 11:42 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
I think you just broke a lot of hearts out there.

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posted on 01-30-2002 @ 12:11 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
hmmmm, didn't gonzo post a top 100 list of these facts somewhere else? maybe im just imagining things... ;)



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posted on 01-30-2002 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

hmmmm, didn't gonzo post a top 100 list of these facts somewhere else? maybe im just imagining things...



Yeah I posted it somewhere else why don't you quit being the sniveling and trouble making cunt that you already are and just say it. Don't fuckin pussyfoot around with me like you got me on something.

Don't be pissed cause your sig-pic reboot idea didn't fall through last October.

Back to the useless:

- A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

- If NASA sent birds into space, they would soon die because birds need gravity to swallow.

- Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

- A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

- In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

- It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

- On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

- Only President to win a Pulitzer: John F. Kennedy for "Profiles in Courage"

- The weakest parts on a car are the nuts that hold the tires on.

- The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.

- In Sweden, it is now legal for pets to sue their owners.

- Among baseball players, third basemen live the longest lives while shortstops live the shortest.




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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-30-02 @ 11:43 AM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 12:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

LMAO... I made ya say it. You're getting way too easy

Damn, you're the only here who always gets me. Guess I gotta send that wow shot to someone else.


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This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 1-30-02 @ 1:48 PM
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posted on 01-30-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
How come SPOO ends up in every fucking thread?





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kindredbabe
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

- A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Lord, kill me now and bring me back as a pig. I could handle living in mud for an orgasm that lasts 30 minutes.... :D


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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

How come SPOO ends up in every fucking thread?



It spreads like the herpes alkey infected OT with, but I think I found the antidote.

Another useless piece of info

- Becky is actually a really mean bitch and I love her for it.




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posted on 01-30-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
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No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

Porcupines float in water!

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!

Cat urine glows under a black-light!

The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1!

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist!






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posted on 01-30-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

It spreads like the herpes alkey infected OT with, but I think I found the antidote.

what is this antidote and how can i help administer it?




My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-30-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

what is this antidote and how can i help administer it?



Do what you have been doing my little fbling lover.




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barch97
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
carol lives :P



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donotkidme
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
- sperm banks keep donor semen at 321 degrees farenheit.

- oral herpes can be transferred to the eye, so don't be practicing oculolinctus

- Roman emperor Nero used to dress up young boys bang them.

- agalmatophiliac have problems going to museums.

- male deer rub their antlers on a tree or on the gound so they can jerk off.




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The Painter
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

sperm banks keep donor semen at 321 degrees farenheit.

I don't think so. Water boils at 212 degress. 321 degress is super charged steam. Do you really think sperm can live at that temperature?


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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
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drinking pool water isnt good for you


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donotkidme
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
i don't make up facts




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The Painter
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

A cryoprotectant is added to the semen to reduce sperm damage during freezing. The semen specimen is then placed in individual vials and frozen in liquid nitrogen at -196 C. At this temperature all metabolic activity is halted. Semen can thus be preserved for many years.

Maybe you just forgot the minus sign.


donotkidme
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
oh yeah, i guess i did. -321 farenheit makes more sense.

thanx




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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Since we're still breathing:

- The voice that says "Hello," "You've got mail," and "Goodbye" on AOL is Elwood Eldrige, an employee.

- According to a study by Masters & Johnson, the average American teenage boy has a sex-related thought once every 17 seconds.

- The Tower of Pisa is leaning 17 feet from the vertical.

- There are 17 sentences in the 17th paragraph of the 17th chapter of War and Peace by Tolstoy.

- The average chocolate bar has eight insects' legs in it.

- A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

- A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

- Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

- Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

- China has more English speakers than the United States.

- The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.





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They Will Betray You In MY Name.




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