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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I got burned today in CHURCH by this metal candle holder. I'm alittle worried that its a sign from up above telling me where im going later on in life. My finger really hurts, the freakin thing branded me...whats your take on this? And for the people that will respond with dillons or ok terrifics...screw u...lol this is a serious inquiry...lol

What are we gonna do about this?

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HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You're probably not going to hell.. But this is why I don't go to church.. It's really fucking dangerous! At least if you do go to hell, you'll get to see alot of us there... Can you get on the internet from hell??


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Such wonderful times,
When I'm all by myself."




Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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URoverWHEREnow
Who the hell is this guy?
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
u should have know u were going to hell along time before this! j/k, maybe you should send an FU to church.

we dont hang out in you garbage so please dont trash our message board

trained by Filzy



Dan
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:17 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Yes, you are going to hell.


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bluetarp
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Don't worry, if you go to hell, I'll be a tour guide. I wont make it too bad, hehe :)

Opi wan kinobi
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Hey we are all going to hell! Noones safe here! But i herd its fun down their. especially if u kiss Satans ass. He loves being complimented. Hes actually much like a villain in a Comic book. But if u do get the chance, email me once and while so i can keep track of all the announcements like what they say will put u in hell and what u can do to keep out of it. LMAO



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jewdown
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Relaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxx.

You're already in hell.

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
go to hell you hear me? no you got to hell you got to hell and you die!!!

i think you should stop looking into things so closely. Your clumsiness should not be taken as a sign from above. I think the good lord has better things to do.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Listen it was just a coincidence. Don't take it as some sort of omen.



LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMERTIME
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
hummer...good at least i wont be alone
fez...that pic is great..lol
UR FU to Church, my great grandfather was a priest he is probably rolling in his grave right now...lol
dan that wasnt more funnier at all ;-)
blue...are your tours like Rick's Universal Sudios tours?? because those are alot of fun, hell wouldnt be so bad then...lol

What are we gonna do about this?

"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
i think true hell is if we only got the other message board. Now that would be pure hell my friends.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
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There's no such thing as Heaven or Hell.

Maybe it just means you are gonna be cremated.



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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
lol thanks for putting it into perspective Slash
Gonzo and adolescent...guys i dont really think im going to hell dont worry

What are we gonna do about this?

"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Holy fuckin shit!!!!!

What the fuck is going to happen to me if I go to church?????

Damn the fuckin walls will colapse and i will be sucked into the void of nothingness or as we here see it, i will be forced to read all of Slash's posts over and over again!

:::note to self:keep out of the fuckin churches dawg! And that means both the holy places and the chicken shops!!!!:::

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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
If there is a hell though I'm atheist, I'm pretty sure I'm going. Fuck Church, Fuck Religion and for about 95% of the board, see you in the fire and brimstone when the time comes.

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

and for about 95% of the board, see you in the fire and brimstone when the time comes.



Well i'll miss all you guys cause i been a good boy and i will be in the other 5% that makes it to heaven.

Hey and i only pissed in the holy water cause im jewish so ha.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

AndyKoom
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
eh, back home, one of my priests' robe caught on fire once and he's the nicest guy. don't worry about it.

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
he wasnt banging one of the alter boys was he Andy? lol j/k sorry couldnt resist

What are we gonna do about this?

"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"
Dan
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Well, if the burn didn't mean you were going to
hell, I think the insinuation that all Priests
molest young boys definately reserves your
place there....


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MrQuotes
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Missile Command
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
im a dirty rotten jew so i was goin to hell in the first place, so i can do anything that i please, ill see you there


syndication when opak changes my status....
nope not sydicated yet guess i was wrong?


This message was edited by MrQuotes on 3-11-01 @ 10:31 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-11-2001 @ 10:43 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Edge, Christian and Jimmy Swaggart have all agreed with me, You are SO going to hell





i'm the one without a soul
i'm the one with this big fucking hole
no new tale to tell
twenty-six years on my way to hell
gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
don't think you're having all the fun
you know me i hate everyone-NIN


This message was edited by Faceman on 3-11-01 @ 11:03 PM
ClusterF
posted on 03-11-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And for the people that will respond with dillons or ok terrifics...[I will] screw u [so hard that you'll walk funny for weeks!]



In that case.... DILLON!!!!!!!!! Sorry darlin'.. did I put words in your mouth, or read between the lines? The devil made me do it!! :)


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FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

my great grandfather was a priest he is probably rolling in his grave right now...lol


Did anyone else pick up on this? Wouldn't your great-grandfather being a priest mean he didn't get married and thus not have kids?

Although I'm not 100% of my facts, (12 years of catholic school and now in a jesuit university and i'm not sure of my facts, go figure) I THINK if a man's wife dies he becomes eligible to become a priest. Is that what happened?



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Both of them. Locked in a house, on fire, surrounded by trick fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
matt im greek orthodox...its different with us
priests are allowed to be married and have kids

What are we gonna do about this?

"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"


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