The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board
Home | Search | FAQ


The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - the FEBRUARY BIRTHDAYS start in 5 minutes


Displaying 1-22 of 22 messages in this thread.
Posted ByDiscussion Topic: the FEBRUARY BIRTHDAYS start in 5 minutes
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 01-31-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
TFEC - February 5th



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 2-1-02 @ 6:44 PM

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Fine, I'll be the one to copy and paste the list (I think only about 5 of these people still post here)...

2/2/66 SweetAngel
2/5/72 TFEC
2/7/84 Harry Ballzanya
2/8/76 Joey Bigarms
2/8 Is Don On the Phone?
2/11/80 DX-Bitch
2/16/66 Arpikarhu
2/17/79 Cunt-Twat
2/23/72 hornygoatweed23
2/26/78 Cactus Sack
2/27/73 scmods
2/29/68 Slash
2/29/72 PhilNJ



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

You know what I think about Alkey, he's all spooooo.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
2/29/68 Slash
There is no 2/29 this year. So what are you, like 8. Seriously, when do you celebrate, on the 28th or 3/1?


TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 7:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest actors of all time PAULY SHORE.

kindredbabe
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 10:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
February 4th for me... :D




Thank You, Austin
scmods
Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again.
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
6 people! I lurk - I usually have nothing useful to say.

Plus - I must've goofed. My b-day is the 22nd. Last year in my 20's - THE HORROR!!!

Lurker Deluxe
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
2/23/72 hornygoatweed23
I've since removed the "23" - get it right next time :)

I'll be the big 30 this year - so who's getting me a cane and seeing-eye dog?


This week's quote : A true hero is master of all manner of tools - whatever suits his needs. The power known to you as "Excalibur" is, in fact, only the burning echo of your very soul...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

Ha Ha! Made you look, hammer!!


scmods
Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again.
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 12:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I'll provide the cane & dog, but can some one help me with my colostemy bag? The ole digestive tract isn't what it used to be.

Lurker Deluxe
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

2/26/78 Cactus Sack


The only poster I ever adopted.

quote:
2/11/80 DX-Bitch


Jigga who?

Slash my one and only, this b'day your ass is mine!!!!




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Ummmm......Why??



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 02-01-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
happy birthday mother bitches


AIM | E-MAIL
Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
Squidward
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 2:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
2/15/74 Squidward!

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin		posted on 02-02-2002 @ 8:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Happy Birthday SweetAngel! Do you go visit Punxatawny Phill every year? Does it ever feel like you keep repeating your day over and over.... or is just that you've had soooo many? ;)



Eat shit and die :)
AIM


SweetAngel
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 8:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!

:) :cool: :) :cool: :) :cool: :)


quote:
Happy Birthday SweetAngel! Do you go visit Punxatawny Phill every year? Does it ever feel like you keep repeating your day over and over.... or is just that you've had soooo many?
Thanks! No, but I'll let you know if I see MY shadow. Hey, I'M not the one who just hit the milestone! :)






I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter




This message was edited by SweetAngel on 2-2-02 @ 8:06 AM
TonySoprano
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 9:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Feb. 3rd

Yep, superbowl sunday. I think its Ronnie Regan's b-day too.
"There out of the trees!!"

You Know, Charcoal Briquette
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 02-02-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
I'll be the big 30 this year


Eh you can have the dog, but who's going to be getting my dentures and depends as I will be turning 3-oh as well. Hey you damn kids get off my lawn. Dang burn whippersanppers!!:P

BTW thanks Slash for the omage to my first status.

GAK GAK GAK GO PATS!!!!


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!

This message was edited by TFEC on 2-2-02 @ 1:19 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 02-02-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
BTW thanks Slash for the homage to my first status.


No problem, man. I was hoping you "got" it.

Then again -

quote:
TFEC

I get SLASH's jokes.


quote:
CBH posted:

Ummmm......Why??


As Gonzo stated in the Few Points and Messages for the Members Here thread -

quote:
But here's the difference, why I started the "official chat thread" was for people who just wanna bullshit. The people want and need that and hey let them have it sometimes even I enjoy it but it must be contained just like slash does with the birthday threads.


- It's all about containment. Unless ya rather have a separate thread for each of these members --

2/2/66 SweetAngel
2/5/72 TFEC
2/7/84 Harry Ballzanya
2/8/76 Joey Bigarms
2/8 Is Don On the Phone?
2/11/80 DX-Bitch
2/16/66 Arpikarhu
2/17/79 Cunt-Twat
2/23/72 hornygoatweed23
2/26/78 Cactus Sack
2/27/73 scmods
2/29/68 Slash
2/29/72 PhilNJ



quote:
The painter posted:

There is no 2/29 this year. So what are you, like 8. Seriously, when do you celebrate, on the 28th or 3/1?


8 1/2

I don't celebrate.




AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 02-02-2002 @ 6:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
2/17/79 Cunt-Twat
i'll be waiting for my gifts!!

============================================================
:)I MAY BE A CUNT-TWAT, BUT ATLEAST I'M NOT A MORON!! :)
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 02-03-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
i'll be waiting for my gifts!!



Ok here's one from me :P

quote:
AIM: SmarterChild


Funnier joke than Vos ever told but then again so is everything else!!




BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
Nana's Precious
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
kindredbabe
quote:
February 4th for me...

the happiest of b-day wishes to "my girl" ;)
Happy Birthday hon!!!!! :)


09-11-01 Never Forget, Never Forget

Bring back the Bitch......


Give blood, play hockey.
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 02-03-2002 @ 11:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
i'll be waiting for my gifts!!

Soda, and lots of it.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 02-03-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
2/11/80 Subzero316

What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin



Displaying 1-22 of 22 messages in this thread.