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Drusilla
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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quote:

Going to a show of a favorite band of mine which I liked way before they ever got popular and looking around and realizing I am surrounded by teeny boppers who only know the one or two songs by that band played on the radio.



I FUCKING HATE THAT. i hate little hard rocks. i hate fucking chicken heads who only stand up when the band plays a song from the radio. you fucking losers. i just wanna knock everyone out.

I hate when i am surrounded by 15 year olds at a Beasties show. I know i am young, but my brohters were much older than me & i got most of my musical taste from them. i have been listening to the beasties for as long as i can remember. i am talking michelle's farm. but i can't stand it when little hard rocks & chicken heads are all around me. that makes me so angry.

man, i'm all worked up. i have to go find an outlet for my agression.

oh yeah, i also hate stupid people. plain & simple. i hate stupid people.




have some chuckles

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Brokenjaw
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:52 PM      
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quote:

It ain't cool bein no jive turkey roun here none, you dig blood? Fuckin honky, cracker ass cracker always tryin to implode a nigga's shit.

Other things that get to me.

People who think that they can stop their car in the right lane of a major two-lane road to drop off a letter in a corner mailbox.

Cashiers who don't know how to give you the right change after they've already opened their cash drawer.

Trailers, previews and commercials that give away the entire goddamn movie. Then you sit there for the first 30 minutes while they set up a plot they already revealed in the preview.



When people copy and paste something from e-mail as if it were there own. ;)

I love when they screw up and forget to take a number out. hehehhehe POUNDS BABY!!!

AIM





This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-2-02 @ 10:57 AM
av8er
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:58 PM      
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quote:

POUNDS BABY!!!





I've seen this quite often lately....care to share the origin?




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Paralyzed.

Nothing's getting through to me.

Hypnotized from all my surroundings.

I wanna be something I could never be.

I wanna say things that I could never say.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

Dragged down.

Rubbing my face in the ground.

No time for the undecided.

I wanna know why I've always felt alone.

And I wanna love.

Why am I untouchable?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

I never wanted to be sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.



diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Stalker Patti. Just die already bitch.

quote:

I've seen this quite often lately....care to share the origin?


Jerk Boys


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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Funny, I was going to start the same thread today, but then I thought my list was pretty simple.

-I can't stand rude people. Would it kill people to say please/thank you - like at a deli - can I have a lb. of cheese PLEASE. Christ, how hard is it to be polite?

-People who judge you by what you wear. Personally, I'm not hurting for money, but I tend to dress in sweats when I'm not at work. And I don't put on make-up, put my hair in a ponytail, you get the picture. Why does this make the sales people at the store think you're not woth their attention. Assholes. Same as some of the moms at my daughter's pre-school, ok, so I'm not dressed to the nines, but at least I'm a good mother. Don't judge a book by its cover.

-Drivers who don't use a turn signal, and worse, swerve over one way before turning the other way. Morons.

-People who chew with their mouth open - thanks, but I don't really need to see your lunch while you're chewing it.

-Parents who are oblivious to their screaming children that are annoying the fuck out of everyone around them.

-Surly people at stores. Hey, it's not my fault you bailed on getting an education and you're stuck with a job you hate. Maybe if you got a better attitude you'd get a little farther in life.

-People who bitch and moan about how sucky their
life is but don't do anything to change it.

-People on this board who think others can't see right through them.

I could probably go on for days, but then I'd just get myself more pissed off.

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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quote:

Teenage white jewish girls who talk waaaay too loud and act like they are black when they come from a predominantly upper-middle class jewish neighborhood.


After "jewish" I'd like to add Italian, Irish and Russian.

OWNING A PINK BANDANNA AND A MISSY ELLIOT ALBUM DOES NOT MAKE YOU "GHETTO!"

Thank you.


You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right?
Or are pixels the only thing you have control of?






This message was edited by Noellevious on 2-1-02 @ 9:12 PM
PatCooper
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:19 PM      
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The kid at the fast food place who haas to ask would you like fries with that? Or the combo or the the sandwich. Godamitt if i wanted the fucking combo i would have ordered the combo tool sucker.
Whiners...Stupid fucking twats that wine like little bitches about the stupiest things.
People who think the own everywere they fucking go,like the restaraunt or the hotel,or even better the airplane.This aint your fucking home so keep your fucking shoes on.Thank You.


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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Somehow Noellevious's post made me think of another one - big jersey hair and fake long nails

PatCooper
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:23 PM      
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quote:

big jersey hair and fake long nails


Mmmmmmm...damn that's hot.


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Brokenjaw
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:28 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I've seen this quite often lately....care to share the origin?



Listen Jerky, I dont need to talk to you.;)

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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

When people don't agree with me that Jason Lee is the greatest actor of all-time.

YES! and...

-punk music becoming the "big new thing." all these fucking poser kids that wear 1800 braclets and a good charlotte hat (they suck) when it is a documented fact that: a)they watch MTV, and b)6 months ago, they were backstreet boys fans. ive got nothing against the select few, non-asshole punks, some of which i am friends with. i like most of the music they listen to, but you dont see me dying my hair, or following people around, dressing like them.

-i hate when a lot of people like what i like. a few people is good, but when i have something in common with everyone, i dont feel right. i like knowing something somebody else doesn't and then telling them about it. it makes me feel smart, which i am obviously not.


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av8er
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

my daughter's pre-school,



Hey Mom, wanna do a threesome? I love mother/ daughter combos.




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Paralyzed.

Nothing's getting through to me.

Hypnotized from all my surroundings.

I wanna be something I could never be.

I wanna say things that I could never say.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

Dragged down.

Rubbing my face in the ground.

No time for the undecided.

I wanna know why I've always felt alone.

And I wanna love.

Why am I untouchable?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

I never wanted to be sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.



MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

wanna do a threesome
I was going to say yes :), but then you had to throw in the mother/daughter thing, she's only 3-1/2. GROSS, and that's putting it mildly

av8er
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And I don't put on make-up, put my hair in a ponytail, you get the picture.



Ok, forget the mother/daughter thing. If you dress as decribed above we don't even need another person....I love that 'day off' raggedy look. :D




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Paralyzed.

Nothing's getting through to me.

Hypnotized from all my surroundings.

I wanna be something I could never be.

I wanna say things that I could never say.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

Dragged down.

Rubbing my face in the ground.

No time for the undecided.

I wanna know why I've always felt alone.

And I wanna love.

Why am I untouchable?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

I never wanted to be sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.



MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
and as a bonus Pat Cooper won't be giving you any competion, he likes the big jersey hair and fake nails :)

Flock of Moosen
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
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- Fast food employees who can't even get a simple order right. What the fuck is this, rocket science? Look at the fucking receipt when putting shit into the bag assholes!
- Slow walkers, especially in malls. Excuse me, but there are other fucking people around besides you. Get the fuck out of the way and stop blocking traffic!
- People that can't drive the second an ounce of rain or snow hit the ground. Jesus Christ, your car is not gonna all of a sudden lose control because the road is slightly wet. Either drive normally or get the fuck off the road!
- Delays in games you've been waiting forever for. I understand there are bugs to work out, but stop giving us release dates if it's only gonna be fucking pushed back for months!
- People who take advantage of generosity. You be nice one time and then these people expect shit from you all the time. Back the fuck off because if you don't, sooner or later it will come back to bite you on the ass!



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

jumper
posted on 02-01-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
ok well, IF it was already said, my apologies.

a) it's those drivers that get on the parkway, highway OR expressway & decide to get on the fastlane & drive real slow.

b) drivers who drive w/their blinkers STILL on.

c) pedestrians who chicken walk OR dont look where they are going when they are crossing the street.
&
d) sometimes LIFE itself just pisses me off.





Thanks to Austin for the sig.


This message was edited by jumper on 2-1-02 @ 10:39 PM
dumpbutton
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
you know what bothers me, when people use fucking online abbreviations to express an emotion and stuff(lol,lmao, brb, ttyl, roflmao, igg).. like you're that strapped for time that you can't fucking type out what you mean..




i find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 1:58 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
the hiccups. i hate when i have the hiccups. like right now.



hiccup
kill me
hiccup
kill me



have some chuckles

you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek

If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
ItsMindy
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 5:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I hate it when you have an "inside" joke with your friends and some fucking dorky shitface tries to be cool and hop in on the joke.

I hate rude people... the kind that will yell at you b/c they dont feel you are doing your job fast enough for them or you don't make them a "priority".

I hate bad drivers... especially the old people who will drive 10 miles UNDER the speed limit... the god damn speed is 45....YOU DONT NEED TO GO 30!!!

I hate working on my day off.

I hate dumb white girls who grew up in a dumb white neighborhood that speek all gheto.. HELLO...YOU ARE NOT A BLACK GIRL YOU ARE DUMB AND WHITE... GET OVER IT.

I hate dumb white trash.. im not talking about lower class people. i'm talking about the one tooth hillybilly asswipes that shop at places like k-mart and will yell b/c they think that a 5 dollar pair of clearance underwear is a rip off. fucking white trash inbred hicks!!!

ok i think im done for now.







Fat chicks try harder!!!
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

When people copy and paste something from e-mail as if it were there own.



When people have way too much time on their hands and try to point out other peoples short comings and fuck ups to make up for their own lack of originality.

PS BJ what number are you talking about?




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.


Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

PS BJ what number are you talking about?




There was no number GS, I was only fucking with ya. Like you never made fun of someone before.I learned it fron you ok, I learned it from watchin you.

AIM



JVoorhees
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
There is a great book out by George Carlin, called Brain Droppings....Deja Vu







This message was edited by JVoorhees on 2-2-02 @ 11:32 AM
PatCooper
posted on 02-02-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
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I hate going to blockbuster and seeing the "Guaranteed to be here" sign. And to my dismay the are all fucking out of what you want. Then the silly clerk tells you well i can give you a rain check for that movie or game for the next time. No stupid i want it now thats why i'm here NOW for.


quote:

There is a great book out by George Carlin, called Brain Droppings....



Also i hate people who think everything is fucking great. The book is good it's not great. I bet you thought hook noses "Miss America" was great too though.


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Brokenjaw
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posted on 02-02-2002 @ 12:28 PM      
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quote:

Also i hate people who think everything is fucking great. The book is good it's not great. I bet you thought hook noses "Miss America" was great too though.




Actually i thought it was a great book, Private Parts was also great.

AIM





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