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GonzoStyle	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:57 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	We all have a freaky side, or if you are Rapesnobasizer all your sides ae freaky. What turns you on? What's that skeleton in your closet? My mother goes running every morning. When she gets done she goes and takes a shower and she always leaves her dirty clothes on the floor. I go in after her and get naked. I pick up her stinky socks and put them on my face while breathing in deeply. The smell gags me but it always makes my dick so hard. With the sock still over my nose I pick up her dirty panties and lick the brown spot where they rode up her ass. It always gets me off. I know it's tame and all but it's my fetish, mommies panties always do it for me. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I like making an ass out of myself. I know this may be hard to believe, but it's true. I get off on it. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Paralyzed. Nothing's getting through to me. Hypnotized from all my surroundings. I wanna be something I could never be. I wanna say things that I could never say. Yeah, I'm gonna do it again! Sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life. Dragged down. Rubbing my face in the ground. No time for the undecided. I wanna know why I've always felt alone. And I wanna love. Why am I untouchable? Yeah, I'm gonna do it again! Sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life. I never wanted to be sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life.

OAAWITE	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:12 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Gonzo just made me dry heave more than the last three hours of this gawd-awful contest. That is just wrong on so many different levels. I really enjoy picking my nose and I get very excited when I get a really long wet snot that stretches out as I pull it and then staps back and hangs down my thumb after it's completely out of my nose.

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	boobs! i love burying my face in a nice pair of soft squishy boobs :p "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: We all have a freaky side, or if you are Rapesnobasizer all your sides ae freaky. I guess I don't have anything to hide since you know all my sides. I LOVE THE MORON

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: I really enjoy picking my nose and I get very excited when I get a really long wet snot that stretches out as I pull it and then staps back and hangs down my thumb after it's completely out of my nose. definitely. i hate when you breathe in your nose and it feels blocked off and restricted. pulling out those nice squishy boogers makes me proud. In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up CEBOLLA

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:27 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: I guess I don't have anything to hide since you know all my sides. I wish. One for the road before I head home. I steal my mommies panties from the washing machine when she is doing loads. I usually pretend to do a load of laundry and sit there and watch her load the washer. As soon as she leaves, I open up the machine (hopefully before they get wet) and grab the first pair I can find. I usually return to my room, and jack off sucking the crotch of all her juices... then cum on the crotch. Sometimes I'll return them right back into the machine... this gets tricky, but it adds to the fun. Good luck... always bring a laundry bag in with you just in case. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: boobs! i love burying my face in a nice pair of soft squishy boobs OK, my secret fetish is when Trish does that. :D I LOVE THE MORON

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:38 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: i love burying my face in a nice pair of soft squishy boobs I love when Gonzostyle does that to me too.

Sir Okonkwo	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:49 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	I like to masturbate while riding on the back of a horse, whipping myself with a coat hanger, and chanting bible verses. Is that so bad?

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:52 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	i like when i bite my nails and i manage to get a little crevice and can pull off like an entire layer of nail. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Friday 2/1- CBS: Superbowl's greatest commercials 2, First Monday, friday Night Superbowl Batch...NBC: PRovidence, Dateline, SVU...FOX: 70s Show (R), Malcolm in the Middle (R), Dark Angel...ABC: Home Videos (R), Commercials ... UPN: Under Seige 2...WB: Sabrina, Dad, Reba, Me...

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 7:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	i smoke pot. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 7:44 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	I code in freakish programming languages, like Brainfuck. It's Touring complete with 8 operators. It's interpreted (the interpreter, in C, is three lines), and has two objects... THE Array, and THE pointer. It's an array thats a few thousand long, and a pointer to one of the items in the array. The operators are: < move pointer to previous array slot > move pointer to next array slot + increment data at current array position - decrement data at current array position , takes input, puts it in current array position . prints out value at current array position [ starts a looping condition ] ends a looping condition. When this is read, if the pointer points to a value of 0, loop exits, othewise, repeats. Hello world is written something like this: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.---.+++++++..+++.>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++.<++++++++.--------.+++.------.--------. Ugly... yes. I bored most of you... but if there's two people who that amused, my work is done. Email me if you wanna know more about it. That and I have a vagina fetish. ;) ---------------------------- "sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette. This message was edited by SeeYouNextTuesday on 2-1-02 @ 9:30 PM

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Email me if you wanna know more about it. Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette. Ah so... the student can become the master... KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	when someone pulls my hair. i love that. biting, scratching it's all good have some chuckles you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself

GRABMYJUNK	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 8:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I sometimes pleasure myself while thinking of some of my young nubile teen female swimmers, some of which are illeagal "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin

Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	Boys without curfews. Driver's licenses are a plus. You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right? Or are pixels the only thing you have control of?

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Boys without curfews. Driver's licenses are a plus. cool. but the fact that i don't have a car won't be a problem, right? KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

stupidmailman	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:21 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Oh My...so easy.... A night with Mendi Teats...oh my..what a surprise....... GOD BLESS AMERICA

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	Phone sex

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:06 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	You're all sick, sick freaks. By the way, I collect human heads.

Squidward	posted on 02-02-2002 @ 3:04 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	I like beer. I like boobs. I kinda have a thing for painted toenails and toe rings. I told you too much already.

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-02-2002 @ 10:44 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Boys without curfews. Driver's licenses are a plus. What time am I picking you up? Hey buttmunch you bring the nails and I'll bring the crucifix baby and the dog brings the whip creame and we'll cum till we start spitting up spinal fluid. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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