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StupidTwat	posted on 02-07-2002 @ 4:15 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01	sorry to bring this back up, but i'm 17, is iget there early, will i have a problem getting in? i want to meet everyone, and it's a holiday weekend, so my parents should be cool with me going out. please let me know. thanks

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 02-07-2002 @ 10:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i dont think you'll have no trouble geting in bar9 but i know they's no underage drinking What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

njstrawberry	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:58 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Happy Birthday sweeeeeeetie! Sorry, but we can't make it. Have a great time celebrating! quote: i seem to have a videotape And who's the tricky dick? pffffffft ;) ...the only strawberry worth eating...

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 12:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: And who's the tricky dick? I heard that Alkey does a neat trick where it disappears into his boyfriend's ass. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* "Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	To the youngesters: I'd show up at 7:30pm if I were you. ...and this goes to the top. Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001 Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!! 111 Also I'll fuck you til you love me!!!

GAGOOTZ	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 8:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	You think they will try and deny an Underage member of the United States Armed Forces from entering after 8? Well either way, I should be there early, might have to stop at another bar beforehand though ;-) see ya'll there! "Born to fight, Trained to kill, Ready to Die, But never will!!!" "It's Gods job to forgive Osama Bin Laden, It's the Marine Corps job to arrange the meeting!!"

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 1:27 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: I heard that Alkey does a neat trick where it disappears into his boyfriend's ass. Speaking from experience? I mean, look at what you have framed on your computer desk - I LOVE THE MORON This message was edited by RapeFantasizer on 2-9-02 @ 2:33 AM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 2:45 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Ants is the guy in the turtleneck. I'm the shorter, more attractive one. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. N	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 2:48 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	HEy Ct .. sweeTy have a happy birthday HUn*E .. i attempted to go out tongiht AHHH my belly .. i Dono whatt i got But iZz Not PruDy :( :( so bed rest for me enjoy your night there ... MmMMm butery NipplE SHotS mMM ... have fuN!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 3:34 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Ants is the guy in the turtleneck. I'm the shorter, more attractive one. Stop lying, that's really a pic of Slash and Fez. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* "Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 6:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	yeah, yeah, only 3 days left till my party!!! can't wait to see everyone. syko, it's this sat, not last!! ============================================================ :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. N	posted on 02-15-2002 @ 3:34 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	eheh ima try i got no car sat night but Ill CeEE :) Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 02-15-2002 @ 3:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	Remember minors, get there at 7-7:30pm if you want in....unless you are Amy. Up, up, up. I'll be there around 7 or 8. Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001 Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!! 111 Also I'll fuck you til you love me!!!

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 02-15-2002 @ 11:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	why does my artwork always end up in the wrong hands ;) i...i wuv u alkey... dont hate me... :P as for the party, i'll be in the city, so if i can sneak in, i will I Know More Than You Think... hope you live up to be...what you will...i choose to keep myself free...and the truth is...i always think of you...but you will... think of me... smiling... smiling... -JCS Everything Happens For A Reason... Some Of Us Are Just Too Blind To See It At First...

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:38 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: i wuv u alkey... dont hate me... Well he always talks about you. Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 2:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	So which one of you tools is gonna buy me a drink? Quote of the Dayssssss - "Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time"- C Zandonella

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 6:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	see you guys there. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 6:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I came, I drank, I.... umm, wait... I drank, I came... ahh, fuck it... I had a good time. Cunt-Twat, I hope everything came out alright. Hehe. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã© This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 2-17-02 @ 6:21 AM

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 8:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Well, it is a quarter to nine, and my sorry ass just staggered in a little bit ago. I am sure I will forget.....well, damn near everybody, but when I wake the fuck up, I'll be sure to try to pretend you made an impact on my life. Lent- Great to see you again, but I swear to God, if a certain picture surfaces, I am gonna have to cut your fucking balls off :) Amy- Glad I was able to somehow navigate my way to your house..... thanks for waking me up when we got to the station. GW- For future reference, the last train out is at 1:30, after that you have to wait until 5:30. And what the fuck? Why you wanna slap an innocent sleeping man? Ladi- hey baby, it was a blast, but don't tell Mrs. tequila we were dancing, she will kick my ass :) RF- Loving you more and more baby! Crack- how the fuck can any man as lucky as you, pretend to be as miserable as you do? :) CRX- as always, loving my squishypoo! Danked- It was a pleasure to meet you and actually remember it this time. By the way, I am sure I saw our favorite serial killer butchering some homeless bitch :) Joey- one of these days, I am gonna collect on that bet with tequila :) Av8er- fucking finally, the man that gives me my R&F has a face. It was a pleasure man. Moron- like I have to say hey to you? it is a given that anytime the Moron is about, good times will be had! Alkey- dude, I tried, but that prick Maynard was all kinds of cock blocking you :) (and to "him", good to see ya again man) Ants- um....... you are still n alkey loving faggot! :) Lastly, and most importantly, to the Cunt-Twat..... the apple of my eye, the object of my affection. Happy Birthday baby! You just remember who took care of you :) Not only do I love the Cunt-Twat, but I think she is the bestest diggity! I will kill any bastard that says otherwise! AIM This message was edited by slackjaw on 2-17-02 @ 9:09 AM

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 11:19 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: hey baby, it was a blast, but don't tell Mrs. tequila we were dancing, she will kick my ass The Mrs. said you are in trouble now!!!!! quote: one of these days, I am gonna collect on that bet with tequila You are too much of a pussy to do it;) Sorry we couldnt make it but I hope to see all of you guys & gals at the next party. I cant make the Bar 9 gigs until the summer LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 2-17-02 @ 11:22 AM

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 6:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	Hey, thanks for everyone coming out. As always you guys never cease to amaze. Once again happy-bday CT. And to everyone I apologize for my friend Jean almost dancing on a table. hehehehe. (She may post here soon, so be nice to her) It sucks I had to leave early but I was awake since noon friday and I only had sleep in 20 min intervals. Now I feel fine. quote: Lent- Great to see you again, but I swear to God, if a certain picture surfaces, I am gonna have to cut your fucking balls off Do you want doubles, or free film? HA HA HA!!! Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001 Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!! 111 Also I'll fuck you til you love me!!!

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 6:19 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Happy Birthday Cunt-Twat. Hope you enjoyed your party as much as I did. Great seeing everyone, as always. See you all next time. I LOVE THE MORON

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:13 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	wow is it monday already, i didnt even get to finish catching up on sleep Cunt-Twat- next time you want to "spill your water" warn me next time, especially when im sitting right next to you Lent- thank god you showed up when you did, i was starting to get scared. slackjaw- YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD! ok i wouldnt go that far but thanks for the ride home. GW- sorry u were so tired, u didnt get in on the orgy...late night train=always funny Ladi- you think that girl came out of the bathroom yet? MayMay- if you read this...i dont know if you were just really drunk or if you meant what you said but thanks for it either way. RF- NORM come hither :p Crack- YA FAG! CRX- damn u and your dancing Danked- stop leaving so early dammit Av8er- BOOBIES!!! are you sure you didnt mean i want the big one in the can? Alkey- thanks for all the sloppy kisses, ya tool, and i want a better lap dance next time dammit Ants- just to let you know, they saw :p WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:49 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	quote: So which one of you tools is gonna buy me a drink? the first time someone posted this and had people buying him drinks all night WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	You couldn't edit your previous post????...Whore!!! Glad to meet some of you folks for the first time, and nioce to see others again. I hope Cunt's belly is better. Quote of the Dayssssss - "Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time"- C Zandonella

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