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o&aswallow
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well there Ken, if I recall, you are not far behind me. The first thing you have to do is fess up that there is no fountain of youth and face your destiny. After accepting that, you will be more comfortable with wearing those Depends knowing they hug nicely without showing any bulkiness under your jeans.

Well folks, I'm off to Hawaii for a week, but will check back in after returning to the mainland.

Aloha!



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:30 PM      
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that's how I feel now Swallow. I've always had this thing where I felt I was expected to be older than I was.



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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-05-2002 @ 8:39 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
that's how I feel now Swallow. I've always had this thing where I felt I was expected to be older than I was.

and you wear depends. go figure.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 02-06-2002 @ 8:25 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Amy, the sad thing for you is that even at my age, sex is better than what your getting now.

that means youre actually getting some

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"Nothing Or Nobody Should Ever Stand In The Way Of A Girl's Quest For A Good Cock"--Jennie

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CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 02-06-2002 @ 8:31 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
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Rape, just keep wanting to get your f on and you will do fine. Remember, their are always those uf us out here that will be happy to help you out....LOL

It isn't sex I am worried about. Hell, if I am not in my prime now, I am scared for anyone I sleep with when I am. I mean someone to be with and love, you don't need that for sex.



I LOVE THE MORON


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