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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Anyone wanna buy a mustang?
zootybang
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey all. I have a mustang for sale. I think this time I'll actually try and sell It. It would probably be easier for me to put a child up for adoption than for me to actually get rid of It.
Anyway, It's '92 lx 5.0 convertible, black on black. Bolt-on mods are- Mac 1 5/8 shorty headers, off road h-pipe, no catalytic converters, flowmaster 3-chamber mufflers,turn downs at the back, no tail pipes, March underdrive pulleys, 65 mm throttle body, accel super coil, K&N air filter, new oil pump, new clutch and pressure plate assembly, and motorsport ignition wires. I think I've done more to It, but I cant really remember right now.
Now, the work It needs- Theres a dent on the passenger side door where I was hit In a parking lot, the rod inside the driver side door that connects to the handle somehow became unattached, so to open the door, you need to put down the window and use the outside handle, and I think one of the power door lock motors Is shot.
It's power-everything, seats, windows and mirrors. The convertible top Is still in good condition and does not leak.
Its got high miles, over 100k, but It still runs 12's In the quarter mile.
The work needed Is minimal, and Its a great car to start a project on. Most of the basic mods have already been done.
I'm asking $2500. Anyone interested can drop me an e-mail-Zootybang@aol and I'll send you some pics of the car.


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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
umm.... when the fuck did we turn into the Want-Ad Press?



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donotkidme
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
i will be very surprised if someone from the board buys it. actually that would be pretty cool.


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The Sleeper
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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:55 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ill buy it for $1

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 2:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Ill buy it for $1
The Price is Wrong...Bitch ;)


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 2:46 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

The Price is Wrong...Bitch



Funny..... a few minutes after that Bob kicked his ass :)



Eat shit and die :)
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donotkidme
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 2:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
mustang's are hot


What raises your hackles?

When two elephants make love, it is still the grass that suffers - Conflict Resolution book
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 3:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
give me a Candy Apple TA over a Stang anyday


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 3:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'll candy your apple any day girlie!

Oh.... you meant a trans am.... oops..... heh heh :)



Eat shit and die :)
AIM


Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 4:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

so to open the door, you need to put down the window and use the outside handle



I have to do this also. It sucks.

You may have better luck trying to sell your car here.

F/K/A Imapervert


This message was edited by Paper Boy on 2-4-02 @ 4:46 AM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 6:49 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
no, but if that kid that was selling the x-box is still around, i'll take it!


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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 7:14 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
i JUST bought a mustang 3 weeks ago. 97 gt. i love my car. you should just keep it dude, you could atleast have fun and run it into the ground. :D


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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
ill get back to you zooty, i gotta talk to my dad about it

WHATEVER BEN

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The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:52 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ok, $1.50.

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
$1.75, but that's my final offer.

(i'm playing hardball)


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
zootybang
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
50 cents and a jawbreaker, and It's yours.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
$1.76!

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
well... the jawbreaker's half eaten. that allright?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ha! ok 50 cents, a WHOLE jawbreaker, and a box of Mike & Ike's. That car is mine!!

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

zootybang
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
It doesnt have any lint stuck to It, does It?


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Ha! ok 50 cents, a WHOLE jawbreaker, and a box of Mike & Ike's. That car is mine!!


screw the Mike & Ike's, i can give you a box of Cherry & Bub's, with all the Bub's taken out already. God knows, the cherry ones are the only good ones anyway.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

screw the Mike & Ike's, i can give you a box of Cherry & Bub's, with all the Bub's taken out already. God knows, the cherry ones are the only good ones anyway.



I think Bub is underrated. But I'm sure you discussed this subject at length with your stoner buddies. I'm gonna throw in a 1/4 lb. bag of peanut butter flavored jelly beans. This car better be fuckin good!

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

zootybang
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, enough of this. Can't you guys take anything seriously? All I was trying to do was offer my car for sale, and you all had to go and turn this Into some big joke. Pretty Immature, guys.

WHEW!! Boy, I crack myself up sometimes. Anyway,I'm kinda partial to crunch 'N munch, the toffee flavor. Someone bring a box to the table and maybe we can do business.




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
you're fucking nuts, man. you're just asking too much for it. it's all yours, sleeper.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
woohoo! Now that I have my Mustang, I'm gettin all the bitches!

You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?



This message was edited by The Sleeper on 2-4-02 @ 10:29 AM



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