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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 8:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
what is the point?
if you need a special day to show how much you love that special someone then there is something wrong
i think its the most stupid day of the year
everyone gets to fucking cheery for no reason but for hallmark to make money

ho ho lets all go out and wera red, ill get you chocolates, ooooo a teddy bear THANKS!!!! WHERES MY ROSES, my man didnt get me anything :(

FUCK valentines day
i think we should just get rid of it

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"Nothing Or Nobody Should Ever Stand In The Way Of A Girl's Quest For A Good Cock"--Jennie

My Bitches: The HEAD BITCH Maynard With AntsInMyPants, Av8er, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg and Austin ((The Youngans Club))
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 8:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
That reminds me, I need to get laid.




Av8er Radio
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Paralyzed.

Nothing's getting through to me.

Hypnotized from all my surroundings.

I wanna be something I could never be.

I wanna say things that I could never say.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

Dragged down.

Rubbing my face in the ground.

No time for the undecided.

I wanna know why I've always felt alone.

And I wanna love.

Why am I untouchable?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

I never wanted to be sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.



danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
sure, but what were you saying last year when i believe you did have a companion for Valentine's Day? would you have been pissed if he had forgot to get you something?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

would you have been pissed if he had forgot to get you something?



honestly no i wouldnt
he didnt get me anything for my b-day and i didnt care

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"Nothing Or Nobody Should Ever Stand In The Way Of A Girl's Quest For A Good Cock"--Jennie

My Bitches: The HEAD BITCH Maynard With AntsInMyPants, Av8er, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg and Austin ((The Youngans Club))
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

he didnt get me anything for my b-day


What a loser




Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]


Paralyzed.

Nothing's getting through to me.

Hypnotized from all my surroundings.

I wanna be something I could never be.

I wanna say things that I could never say.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

Dragged down.

Rubbing my face in the ground.

No time for the undecided.

I wanna know why I've always felt alone.

And I wanna love.

Why am I untouchable?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

I never wanted to be sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.



FirstTime LongTime
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I concur on the loser part, but nonetheless I concur on the fuck valentines day part too...

Miserably yours...



Kindest Regards, Your Name
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
It is a holiday for florists and hallmark. There is a new one that started a few years ago called Sweetest Day. Heck even Groundhog Day is important. They are still more of a holiday than say Kwanzaa

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Valentine's Day is nothing but a Hallmark Corporate Holiday. it has no meaning, no point except to guilt people with signifcant others to waste money on useless shit for them and those without significant others to feel depressed and useless... more so than usual.

So fuck Valentine's Day next Thursday and every year after wards.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday 2/3- CBS: 7- 60 Minutes II, 60 Minutes, Sabrina...NBC: Weakest Link (R), Fear Factor marathon including half time playmate fear factor...FOX: Superbowl...ABC: Pocohontas, Alias (R)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB: Popstars 2 repeat...ESPN: 7- Raging Bull...TNT: 6- Gone with the Wind...
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
You're all pissed because you're not getting any for Valentine's day



I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

BallsackTeabagger
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:50 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
Is this another self-pity "feel sorry for Stalker Amy" thread?

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, so I was bored and wanted to see how Valentine's Day came about, and here's what I found.

Sure, it's a greeting card holiday, really. But the only people who complain about it with a real passion are those who don't have anyone. If you do have someone, you may take the "eh, I don't really care about it" approach, but you're probably full of shit, especially if you're female. Girls will hold "you didn't get me anything for Valentine's Day!" over your head even if they told you they didn't really want anything. Why? Cause "I don't want you to do anything for Valentine's Day" really means "you better make it good this year, pal."

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Is this another self-pity "feel sorry for Stalker Amy" thread?


if thats the way you see it, sure whatever makes you happy
wow i havent been called "stalker" in a while, thanks

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"Nothing Or Nobody Should Ever Stand In The Way Of A Girl's Quest For A Good Cock"--Jennie

My Bitches: The HEAD BITCH Maynard With AntsInMyPants, Av8er, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg and Austin ((The Youngans Club))
JVoorhees
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Don't forget about the St. Valentines Day Massacre...



JVoorhees
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Don't forget about the St. Valentines Day Massacre...



JVoorhees
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Don't forget about the St. Valentines Day Massacre...



JVoorhees
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Sorry, my computers fucked up
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
sure... blame the computer.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 1:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
i hate Valentines Day..i DISPISE roses too ugh









"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
St. Valentine's Day Massacre- Februray 14th, 1929 when Capone's men hosed down Moran's thus solidfying is position as king of Chi-town. God, why hasn't anyone made a definite movie on the life and times of Scarface?




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday 2/3- CBS: 7- 60 Minutes II, 60 Minutes, Sabrina...NBC: Weakest Link (R), Fear Factor marathon including half time playmate fear factor...FOX: Superbowl...ABC: Pocohontas, Alias (R)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB: Popstars 2 repeat...ESPN: 7- Raging Bull...TNT: 6- Gone with the Wind...
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 6:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
its just a holiday to force guys to be more romantic then they are

*Sigh...so much for this year...lmao

Yellow roses are so pretty, like them so much i have a tat on my back of one


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

JVoorhees
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 9:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Here's the link to the movie circa 1967


Visit this Website
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
It was directed by Roger Corman and 100 minutes. That is not nearly enough to cover the rise and fall of Alphonse Capone.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday 2/3- CBS: 7- 60 Minutes II, 60 Minutes, Sabrina...NBC: Weakest Link (R), Fear Factor marathon including half time playmate fear factor...FOX: Superbowl...ABC: Pocohontas, Alias (R)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB: Popstars 2 repeat...ESPN: 7- Raging Bull...TNT: 6- Gone with the Wind...
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
I work part time for a florist every Valintines day. I make great money, but ya know it is kind of sad when I make a delivery to lets say an office, and all the womens faces light up when they see the roses, but then get all sad when its not for them.


I have been accused of spamming members of this site. In reality, I e-mailed one person to tell her about the existence of another site. I never gave said person the URL of this other site and only asked if she would be interested. Well, long story short, she told your beloved froy and he decided that this would be his perfect opportunity to ban me for good. As usual, his reason is without merit. I think it is important to point out that they boy wonder feels that you, as members, are his possessions: possessions that are not to be contacted by outside sources. I readily admit that I sent the above-mentioned e-mail of my own volition and was not sponsored in doing so by any other outside source. This has put here to explain what froy won't explain to you. He would have you venture a guess as to what I did, and furthermore let your imagination get the better of you. I have no shame, and I will tell the truth as I always have, for better or worse. So, those of you who wanted me gone for so long, you've finally gotten your wish. Now can all have your Kid is Dead Party. And I can cry in my Corn Flakes because I care so much. This board was fun when it was fun, but man when it sucks does it really suck. Enjoy it though; it's your world now. A world without Kid Afrika

I've been here for a long time. I've seen a lot of people come and go: Mods,newbies and Veterans alike. It never really occurred to me why someone would walk away from such a tight-knit community as OA.com, but it has become painfully clear to me as of late.All of us have noticed the change, the drop in posts, the general fun gone. I remember a time where I would Log-into the board and have a sense of excitement: seeing what others have to say to my comments, taking a backseat and watching absolute mayhem unfold before my eyes, it was a great time. That time is gone now, and it's becoming crystal clear that it will never return. Many people have voiced their distain with the board, and the general response has always been "If you don't like it, leave." Well, I have decided that I have run my course, that I can go no further, and that it would be in my best interests to Leave OA.com. There has been a push as of late to return the board to some sense of its former glory, and many ideas have been proposed. However, at every single turn, it was said (and most often by Froy himself) that the board has evolved, and will never go back. As much as I hate to admit it, he is right. For me, it was always of question of "What can I do to make the board better?", but now it has been reduced to "How much fun can I have on the way down?" This destructive mentality, however fun it might seem, would only hasten the board's death. When I mention "death of the board", I don't mean a literal "404 ERROR" message, I mean that the board gets reduced to such a state that it is at best a nuisance to log-in, and at worst a bad idea altogether. At the pace the board is going at, it will happen. For me, it already has. Please don't get me wrong, I love the people on the board. However, I can no longer, ingood conscience, support a site with my patronage that is blatantly wrong. I have seen the board deteriorate to such a sad state that it is almost painful to watch. I've seen Off-Topic go from a Nut House mentality to "lets all hold hands and play". I've seen General Discussion go from Intelligent and thought-provoking forum about the Opie and Anthony show to "Lets all go to yet another Brother Joe Gig!". The Brother Joe gigs have over-taken the board functions, making all other gatherings seem stupid and trivial. I never went to the Bar 9 events to listen to Joe play, I went to be among friends. I would have gone even if, especially if, he didn't play. It truly is a sad state of affairs that GD has, for all intents and purposes, become Opie and Anthony's Spam. The "big name celebrities" post only when they have a gig to pimp, and we're all supposed to be thankful and kiss-ass? Sorry. Not my style. Never was and never will be.People have always said "if you don't like the board, then be pro-active, do something and change it." Well, I honestly tried my best. I did everything I knew, but I failed. I like to think that I made some small contribution to the board, but I can honestly say I did not. And I will not, so long as the board is run the way it is now: where originality is punished while fake-loyalty, conniving, lying and ass kissing is rewarded. Those involved know exactly what I'm talking about, so I won’t name names. Unless you dedicate yourself to these methods, you'll never get ahead on the board. I refuse to do that. I may not be popular, I may not have any sort of power, but I'll have my pride, and Pride's enough for me. In this atmosphere, not me, not anyone will change the board, so I have decided to stop avoiding the inevitable. The board will die, and no one can stop it. So long as the board runs as it is, it has no future. It pains me to say that, but I know I must. It is my most sincere hope that the site does become fun again, if not return to its former glory. However, even my fondest wishes will not let this board escape its fate. Now, it is not a question of "If", it is a question of "When". The board was in trouble, and needed new blood. When I accepted Froy's offer of Moderatorship, it was with the promise that I was being modded for the sole reason of helping to change the board. He wanted new ideas and fresh perspectives. However, I was lied to. Froy has made it painfully obvious to others and myself that the changes that OA.com so sorely needs will not be occuring, that protecting the status-quo is more important than changing it for the better.I hope that the people here can succeed where I, and many like me, have failed. I wish nothing more than the continued survival of OA.com, and the best for its posters. Hopefully, others will follow my lead and try to post interesting things, if not for the betterment of the board, then for their own personal amusement. Maybe they can find an answer that I could not; maybe they will turn the board in a new direction, one that I have failed to do. If nothing else, I hope your time on OA.com is fun, as mine has been. Hopefully, you will not have to come to my conclusion, hopefully you can find another way. I' m saddened beyond words that it has come to this, but I know my time to walk away is now. I hope I brought a smile to some of your faces, and I hope I have secured some small asterisk in the pages of history for OA.com, but only time will tell. For those of you who I have had the extreme honor of calling a "Friend", this changes absolutely nothing. You all have ways of contacting me, and I hope you still do. Those of you who have considered me an Enemy, thanks for the memories anyway. We had our scuffles, but rest assured that they all made me smile, if only for a second. I would like to leave you all with some words of advice. Stay out of the petty board drama. It is one of the main reasons the board is dying. The gossip and rumors, the lies and backstabbing hurt the board more than you can ever imagine. And if you do decide to get involved anyway, trust no one. Question everything you hear, believe even less. Question the motives of the people telling you things, question the validity of everything your told. Not everybody is a shining beacon of moral stability, in fact, only a select few actually are. Think for Yourself! Fuck the repercussions of what you post! This is what made the board great! I thought I left all that gossip shit behind when I left High School, I guess I was Wrong. Not everybody in "Authority" knows what their doing, and they shouldn't tell you how to THINK. Someone can tell you what you can and cannot post, but they CANNOT dictate how you THINK! Always remember that. Goodbye everyone, and thanks for the ride.




JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
valentine's day is nothing but a scam.

I'm too lazy to make a sig.
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Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Valentines day? BAH!! If you got a special someone, you wind up having to get em somethin, if you dont... you dont have anyone. :(
Shit...now im depressed.



I am the darkest storms…

I am the ultimate rage…

I am the bleakest future…

I am the man in the shadows!






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