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Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
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So where does the line of cheating on a spouse or significant other officially begin?

A kiss at an office Christmas Party?
A lap dance at a strip bar?
Flirting with a co worker?

Where does everyone draw the line in the sand that denotes cheating?



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 2-8-02 @ 2:10 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:19 PM      
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I'm not really sure, but if I drew the line, would you step over it? ;)

av8er
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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
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  • A kiss at an office Christmas Party?
    Yes

  • A lap dance at a strip bar?
    No

  • Flirting with a co worker?
    No



I think anything intimate with someone other than your significant other would be cheating. Does it stop me? No.
quote:
but if I drew the line, would you step over it?


I don't even need ya to draw a line Mom.




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?




This message was edited by av8er on 2-8-02 @ 2:28 PM
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
A kiss at an office Christmas Party?
Maybe. I assume you mean something more than just a peck on the cheek. It all depends on the intent.
EDIT (for Irishalkey): Me fail English? That's unpossible!

A lap dance at a strip bar?
No. Come on, what's the harm. As long as its not something you sneak out and do it every night while your wife is at home watching the kids.

Flirting with a co worker?
No. Come on. You have to keep the skills at least a little alive, just in case. As long as you're not actually trying to pick him/her up.

quote:
I think anything intimate with someone other than your significant other would be cheating. Does it stop me? No.



I completely agree.



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1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve

This message was edited by Norton's Victim on 2-8-02 @ 2:52 PM
RonRon5477
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
hey, eatin' ain't cheatin'. That's what Regis and Former President Clinton say. If it's good for them, it's good for me. :) Nah just kiddin'.

cheating probably starts at any physical contact, that would be taken in a sexual manner, with anyone else besides your significant other or anyone related to you.

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This message was edited by RonRon5477 on 2-8-02 @ 2:41 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
So av8er, are you married ;)

IrishAlkey
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
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quote:
A kiss at an office Christmas Party?
Maybe. I assume you mean something more than just a peck on the check. It all depends on the intent.


If you're getting bitches to kiss your check, you must be making a ton of money.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
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MYLF, If I slid my hand up your skirt at a board party, (the kind I've never yet attended) would you consider that cheating?

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I'd say that cheating begins as soon as the decision is made, however, I wouldn't hold someone responsible for it until they made physical action to make it happen, regardless of whether it does or not. For example, when a guy who is involved meets another woman and he thinks, "I want to bang her," he's already cheated emotionally and spiritually. But, it isn't exactly a sin until he goes up and actually makes the attempt, i.e. flirting, maybe touching here and there, trying to talk the girl into it. That's cheating whether the girl bites or not.

And, of course, this goes for females too. I was just using the man as the example because, well, I'm a woman. :)

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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:54 PM      
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quote:
So where does the line of cheating on a spouse or significant other officially begin?


Penetration




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
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Joey by your definition I was guilty of statatory rape by looking at your pics in the nighty.

Gonzo does penetration still count if I wear a condom?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
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quote:
Penetration


So, is anal sex "technical" cheating?






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Drunken GW
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quote:
Penetration

Damn, Gonzo cheats alot with phillipino eggplants.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her" - W C Fields



JimboSHU
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quote:
So where does the line of cheating on a spouse or significant other officially begin?

quote:
Penetration

no, ejaculation...followed by whhyyyy

I'm too lazy to make a sig.
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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:07 PM      
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quote:
Gonzo does penetration still count if I wear a condom?


Not at all, cause sex with a condom isn't real sex.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
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quote:
Not at all, cause sex with a condom isn't real sex.


Thus then, rape without a condom is not sex, thus then, it isn't cheating, thus then, all you men in a realtionship should feel free to rape away without fearing repurcussions!
Gonzy is a genius.







I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
If I slid my hand up your skirt at a board party

I guess that depends how far you got.

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Thus then, rape without a condom is not sex, thus then, it isn't cheating, thus then, all you men in a realtionship should feel free to rape away without fearing repurcussions!
Gonzy is a genius.


How is rape without a condom not sex?

Rape is only cheating if you know the bitches first name, so condom or not if you don't know her then you are still safe.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:20 PM      
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quote:
I guess that depends how far you got.


I guess that depends on how deep you are.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
I guess that depends on how deep you are
Actually I was thinking more along the lines of how good he was ;)

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
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quote:
How is rape without a condom not sex?


I was just trying to justify my actions.

I'm sorry.

Plow me, baby.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
I was just trying to justify my actions.

I'm sorry.

Plow me, baby.


You just don't like wearing condoms, neither do I they supress yummy diseases like genital warts.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

OAAWITE
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
So where does the line of cheating on a spouse or significant other officially begin


The start of the third trimester.


RonRon5477
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Rape is only cheating if you know the bitches first name, so condom or not if you don't know her then you are still safe.
I am very interested in your ideology.
So what do you call it when you don't know the bitch's first name?

"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." -Shane Falco in The Replacements
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:40 PM      
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quote:
So what do you call it when you don't know the bitch's first name?

Love.

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