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GonzoStyle	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:29 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	If you had to be stuck with only one poster off this message board, past or present. You could only pick one member off this board to be with in a secluded place. Who is the total package for you here? Who here would you deem fit to keep you company for say a year. - Someone who you like, makes you laugh, would be interesting to talk to. Plus a bonus if it's a member you also would bang. I would have to pick slash naturally but since he's too busy at board parties as is VG. I'd have to go with Buttmunch, I'd have picked froy but he's been a poopyhead. Buttmunch is smart, has a great ass, and a sweet dog he's the one I'd pick. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:37 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	I must be cute, because I never succumb to your advances. But, I will admit, I'm a tease. If only I could take my lapdance back... TMS

OAAWITE	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:46 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I get to pick FBP first. She's fucking hot as hell. For comedy's sake, although Seph was always the funniest poster, IAMANTHONY is definately the funniest person. I really bombed on this post. I couldn't think of anything funny becuase I was preoccupied with the thought that Opie was going to get in a fight with Tom.

**~BeckyDC~** Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:53 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	Gonz you KNOW I'd pick you :) after that?? May May..because hes so F-in lovable... "I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I really want to go with the first girl who claims me. And I mean girl. No genetic mutations (sorry Ants).

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 4:56 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: But, I will admit, I'm a tease. If only I could take my lapdance back... Never that lapdance has been burning away at my crotch for a year, I yearn for a return dance. quote: Gonz you KNOW I'd pick you Actually no I did not know that, I thought I wasn't your type you bastard you!!! I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

**~BeckyDC~** Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:01 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: I thought I wasn't your type EVERYONE need that variety in their life..no?? I just happen to pic the oddest one! :) "I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Wow, tough question. I think I would have to go with RapeFantasizer. She's smart, funny, has huge cans and loves teh anal. She's almost perfect. Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Let's take a blast to the moon baby I sit around wishing you well How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always wanna swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear Why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away Where were you when I was down? Staring into the dead My pain is caused by my pleasure My soul mate lives in your body I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farewell But don't ever try to understand the situation Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	i miss the skutlbut. he was the stoner i can never be. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. This message was edited by danked on 2-8-02 @ 5:07 PM

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:07 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: EVERYONE need that variety in their life..no?? I just happen to pic the oddest one! Ohh I am odd now.... jee thanks. Danked I agree man, skuttlbutt was the man, the one and only preppy stoner. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:48 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	I'd have to choose danked, because I need a fellow "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" fan. Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza? "I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This message was edited by TheJays on 2-8-02 @ 6:04 PM

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 5:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: No genetic mutations (sorry Ants). I hate you. quote: I think I would have to go with RapeFantasizer. She's smart, funny, has huge cans and loves teh anal. She's almost perfect. I agree with my baldheaded friend here. I would choose Alkey, but I'm really not into the gay sex all that much. So... RapeFantasizer it is. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* "Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.

The Mrs.	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 6:52 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	I'm gonna have to say Filzy! He's such a tool but i'd bang him anyway! :) Whoops..I already have! Got Porn?

HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: I really want to go with the first girl who claims me. Get in the car, bitch. You're goin' home with me. :D

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I really want to go with the first girl who claims me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get in the car, bitch. You're goin' home with me wow...i cant believe that actually worked.i too will go with the first female who claims me My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:43 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Maybe HydratedPeach,... gotta love a woman who's into Mountain Dew... That or,... She--nah... maybe Gr--no... hmmm. There's only two or three people on this board I know well (it's a relative term) AND think would keep me entertained for a year... is this an island or something? And they're all guys. So fuck that; I'll take a random chick, and entertain myself with books, if we're allowed to take any. Or even better, TV! So ya, when I've had enough of the Star Trek marathon's... there's that person. ---------------------------- "sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Please.... like you really had to ask..... you know there's only one girl who's ever branded me :) Eat shit and die :) AIM

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	Dreamweaver. ***EDITED BY THE MAN!!!1* *EDITED BY THE MAN!!!1***

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 7:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! Great Peach!!! And after reading your post in my ass fuckers thread I guess we're having fun on our island!!!

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 9:41 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	Damn, that'll teach me to go to happy hour. Uh, could we make this Temptation Island, maybe then I stand a chance of snagging the guy I really want to be with away from the girl he's with.

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	nobody loves me. but grk is schmoopie :D I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow. This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 2-8-02 @ 11:37 PM

zootybang	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:24 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Lets start our own club, CLS. The "Nobody loves us" club. We'll have a secret handshake and everything. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

SweetAngel	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 11:06 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Can I join too? Nobody loves me either. :(

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 11:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	count me in, zooty.not only do people not love me, they barely tolerate me My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 11:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	im unloved as well....I think i got a maybe from SYNT, but since i failed to mention that I liked Mountain Dew...i lost No one looked...as I walked by Just an invitation would have been just fine Said no to him...again and again First he took my heart...then he ran

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