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lick-a-loda-pus	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 6:53 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	THIS CHIC I SEE AT WORK SHE HOT I JUST WANT TO BANG HER. JOANNA U KNOW WHO U R THIS CHIC I SEE IN MY NABORHOOD SHE A FREEK I JUST WANT TO BAND HER. HOLLY U KNOW WHO U R THIS CHIC I SEE HER AT MCDONNALDS SHE FINE I JUST WANT TO BANG HER, AMY U KNOW WHO U R

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 6:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	They are all very lucky and very special ladies to have attracted a man of your caliber.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	IF YOU KEEP YELLING AT THEM LIKE THIS, THEY WON'T WANT TO BANG YOU. YOU'LL SCARE THEM AWAY. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* "Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:00 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	You are my new god. FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:23 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	lick, (can I call you lick?) I think your "caps lock" might be broken. Below is a link to a webiste that will help you fix it. Visit this Website Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:28 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I don't know about you guys, but that heartfelt explosion of feelings made me melt. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

The Mrs.	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:28 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Lick-a-puss, lick alot whatever your name is you are a true idiot. She hot? Don't you mean she is hot? Where did you go to school? Get a clue and go back to school and learn how to spell. Have a nice day! Got Porn?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	The Mrs. is being so concided. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	I know how he feels though. There was this "chic" that used to work in my office. Oh man, I wanted to "band" her in the worst way. Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

The Mrs.	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:35 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	No i'm not. Got Porn?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:36 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: THIS CHIC I SEE HER AT MCDONNALDS SHE FINE I JUST WANT TO BANG HER, AMY U KNOW WHO U R Alright, I just reread brainlesses post. Does anybody else find this line to be absolutely hysterical? Never let them fine ass McDonald's lookers get away! I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 8:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: THIS CHIC I SEE HER AT MCDONNALDS SHE FINE I JUST WANT TO BANG HER, AMY U KNOW WHO U R -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never let them fine ass McDonald's lookers get away! I'll bet he saw her with special sauce dripping out of the side of her mouth, and it was love at first sight. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* "Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 9:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: THIS CHIC I SEE AT WORK SHE HOT I JUST WANT TO BANG HER. JOANNA U KNOW WHO U R THIS CHIC I SEE IN MY NABORHOOD SHE A FREEK I JUST WANT TO BAND HER. HOLLY U KNOW WHO U R THIS CHIC I SEE HER AT MCDONNALDS SHE FINE I JUST WANT TO BANG HER, AMY U KNOW WHO U R Anyone else think this bantar sounds like the makes of a good Ja-Rule or Juvenile song??? Or maybe even Ludacris. No one looked...as I walked by Just an invitation would have been just fine Said no to him...again and again First he took my heart...then he ran

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 9:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i'm ascared, somebody hold me? :( "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

OAAWITE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:23 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Negroes should no longer be able to post on this board unless they're the Sinbadesque type of non threatening, coherrent, quasi-white ones like Lent. I propose a new rule. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-10-02 @ 12:30 AM

spe5150	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:00 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	IrishAlkey....'concided'...you're killing me. But of even more importance, it's been almost 3 hours and no one has taken crx up on her request to be held.....I would gladly do so! And to lick-a-loda-pus...I understand that your CAPS LOCK is still broken, but your profile says you enjoy FUCKEN.....what up, bro, no spell check on yo' computiza', my nizza?! (If I may call you my nizza). Word!...that's trippin'! This message was edited by spe5150 on 2-10-02 @ 12:08 AM

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:21 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	I should start some kind of contest to guess when I'm going to ban this guy. TMS

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I should start some kind of contest to guess when I'm going to ban this guy. 5 minutes? My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

Norton's Victim	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:36 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: THIS CHIC I SEE AT WORK SHE HOT I JUST WANT TO BANG HER. JOANNA U KNOW WHO U R THIS CHIC I SEE IN MY NABORHOOD SHE A FREEK I JUST WANT TO BAND HER. HOLLY U KNOW WHO U R THIS CHIC I SEE HER AT MCDONNALDS SHE FINE I JUST WANT TO BANG HER, AMY U KNOW WHO U R I always wanted to see the inner-workings of the mind of a rapist. Thanks. The Rules of being Steve: 1) Be desireless 2) Be excellent 3) Be gone -The Tao of Steve

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:55 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: THIS CHIC I SEE IN MY NABORHOOD SHE A FREEK I JUST WANT TO BAND HER. What section? Brass or woodwind? quote: Oh man, I wanted to "band" her in the worst way. LOL. There's this very sexy scrubbing wench at the Spud Hut who's sole job seems to be emptying the ash trays. Anyway, the guys and I wouldn't mind throwing her a good gand band. quote: I'll bet he saw her with special sauce dripping out of the side of her mouth. Or maybe it was something in the air. Namely, the eye-stinging potency of rancid beef and stagnant pools of lard. quote: Anyone else think this bantar sounds like the makes of a good Ja-Rule or Juvenile song??? Or maybe even Ludacris. Maybe more like Petey Pablo. :) quote: Negroes should no longer be able to post on this board unless they're the Sinbadesque type of non threatening. But OAA, I got it from a negro.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 1:01 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Anyone else think this bantar sounds like the makes of a good Ja-Rule or Juvenile song??? Or maybe even Ludacris. I never thought I would say this about anyone, but this guy isn't intelligent enough to be a rapper. quote: the eye-stinging potency of rancid beef and stagnant pools of lard. Dammit, now I'm starving. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* "Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.

Boodadude	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:15 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	Lick a loda I think its great that even people with down syndrome can find others to fall in love with bless you man... a tear falls gently down my face. If your gonna go out tonight please don't forget your safety vest and flashlight This message was edited by Boodadude on 2-10-02 @ 2:21 AM

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 4:10 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	This is by far the funniest thing I've ever read You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 9:53 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: This is by far the funniest thing I've ever read You absolutely must see his "FU" Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

SmarterChild I am so fucking annoying Wanted: Dead or Alive I finally fucked up and matched a banned member, so bye bye.	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 3:43 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	That's interesting. I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

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