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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:05 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I need a roomate, then it dawned on me. What better place to find a buttbuddy then on OA.com? The one place filled to the brim like a condom at a post oa.com party.

Now the said candidate can be male or female. Should be willing to live in the NY area and should be able to put up with the excess baggage that comes with the gonzo, besides the bitch tits and nightly "tuck-in visits"

Come on what do you say? We'll have a blast, we can post together and I'll even sneak you into BTS to see froy out of his shell and cybering with all the mods except for VG.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
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posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
well i hate trish at the moment so let me put my name on the list of candidates, granted, tomorrow we will have made up and i will not need a new place to live, but until then go ahead and fantasize gonzy... oh i hit 100, somebody shoot me



I love the Amy

This message was edited by crack hitler on 2-11-02 @ 1:12 AM
OAAWITE
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Would you be willing to let me move in even if I'm an umployed 54-year old divorced father of 3 relocating from Boston with no friends, no connections, and really no prospects for a job in the near future?


GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:15 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

but until then go ahead and fantasize gonzy...



Sad part is, I will. A German and a Kike living together, what a basis for a sitcom. We'd have fun and maybe I'd finally get a chance to be a real boy. With a bitch-magnet like you around, I might have sex with a woman, who has a vagina.

OAWITE, Sure deal daddy we'll have a blast you and I. Bring the kids over even we'll slap each other upside the ass and play 'oil me down and tug my cock' Twister.

I am actually serious about this one and not just the Twister part.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.






This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-11-02 @ 1:18 AM
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
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posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I do need to move out, preferrable with a roommate, but I'm almost scared.



I LOVE THE MORON
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:19 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I do need to move out, preferrable with a roommate, but I'm almost scared.



OMG Now I really can have crack over every night!!!!

You know where to reach me, girlie :) :)




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

OMG Now I really can have crack over every night!!!!
damn gonzy, when the good luck rains, it fucking pours.


I love the Amy
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I do need to move out, preferrable with a roommate, but I'm almost scared.
Same here. Sorry Gonzy, but quite frankly, you frighten me. Hey, maybe me and Rape can get a place together.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
If I remember correctly Hospitaliano was looking for a roomate not too far back, maybe you can hook up with him.



Quando sono solo
sogno all’orizzonte
e mancan le parole,
Si lo so che non c’è luce
in una stanza quando manca il sole,
se non ci sei tu con me, con me.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:49 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Finally, somebody who won't shun me for my obsession with child pornography.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
My dream has come true. Where do I sign?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:14 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Sure. Then you, Gonzy and Slash can all go out for beers.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Fuck Slash, It's all about my new roomie Gonzo!!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Hey, maybe me and Rape can get a place together.

As if I could ever be so lucky, Ants.



I LOVE THE MORON
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

If I remember correctly Hospitaliano was looking for a roomate not too far back, maybe you can hook up with him.



I'll leave that up to slash.

Ok I can scratch Rape since she is infatuated with everyone butme.

Sleeper and Alkey... well Alkey would actually be able to pay his share of the bills.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sleeper and Alkey... well Alkey would actually be able to pay his share of the bills


Rent is $1 right?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ok I can scratch Rape since she is infatuated with everyone but me.

mmm, scratching is good. And it is hard to be infatuated with someone I know hates me.



I LOVE THE MORON
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Ok I can scratch sleeper now, sorry little buddy.

quote:

And it is hard to be infatuated with someone I know hates me.



You never gave me a shot!!!!




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Bah!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 3:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey Gonz,
You failed to mention rent, location, how many rooms,animals,maid service, things like this need to be discussed.

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh, this is a good day indeed. Pick me Gonz! Pick me!




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:35 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

It's all about my new roomie Gonzo!!


id run as well as change the locks uncle gonzo

WHATEVER BEN

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posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
No



TMS
Drunken GW
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posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Not if you paid the rent and did my wash.....well maybe if yah did my wash. Just no sniffing my boxers.

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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
For some reason, I picture sharing a bathroom with Gonzo being too much excitement for me.

But hey Rape, I'd even let you get the master bedroom.


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