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TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:09 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I can't believe this thread has not been started already. Well, it is black history month. Thank god it is the shortest month of the year. Time to recall all the things that blacks can be remembered for. Besides rape, murder, theft, burglary, and playing basketball, what are some of the accomplishments of african americans?

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:29 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin so they all could get out of the fields, crack a 40 oz and start collecting their welfare checks. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:47 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	After floating over on rafts made of bamboo they found they didnt have the proper materials to make the plates for their lips. But they found how to melt and shape plastic. So it is a little known fact that the darkies invented the frisbee.

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:53 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	it hasn't been started because it's unimportant and the frisbee was invented by the guy who invented the hula hoop "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Monday 2/11: CBS: Queens (R), Dear (R), Raymond (R), Becker (R)...NBC: Olympics...FOX: Public, McBeal...ABC: Ace Venturya2 ...WB: 7th Heaven, 7 Heaven (R)...TBS: Few Good Men... I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:57 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	This day in Black History.......1939 - Roberta Flack is born in Asheville, North Carolina. She will begin her professional singing career in Washington, DC. She will go on to win Grammys for "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face," "Where Is the Love," and "Killing Me Softly with His Song." Quote of the Dayssssss - "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - E Hemmingway

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 9:01 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	They are great to test the "pulling" capabilities of a pickup. And also to test the strength of long branches on a tree.

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:28 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	the history of the black man- they fight for millenia years in loincloths and no language or anything resembling intelligence in africa, we give them work and now WE'RE the bad guys. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Monday 2/11: CBS: Queens (R), Dear (R), Raymond (R), Becker (R)...NBC: Olympics...FOX: Public, McBeal...ABC: Ace Venturya2 ...WB: 7th Heaven, 7 Heaven (R)...TBS: Few Good Men... I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	quote: Time to recall all the things that blacks can be remembered for. Hey we have the best stereotypes. We are better in sports, stealing shit,murdering ya'll, rapping and at sex than everyone else. Also we have huge dicks and white women are our main prizes. :) Hey, Im getting in the offensive spirt of black history month! Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001 Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!! 111 Also I'll fuck you til you love me!!!

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 10:48 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	A frisbee makes a shitty hula hoop Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 11:16 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: we give them work and now WE'RE the bad guys. ain't that the truth. Lent, we're still waiting for your apology on that one. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

zootybang	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 11:55 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	They gave us "Toof-paste, birfdays, and Friiiii chikin up In dis mug, yo!" Let us not forget that rather convenient day off of work, either. But thats more of a white holiday. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

ChowderPuke p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:30 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	I can't believe you guys. You are all a bunch of racist white skinhead motherfuckers. As for myself, I love niggers...i think everybody should own one. Honk If You Like O&A! The Norton We Didn't Know! I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you want!

zootybang	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:15 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Had to go for the easy joke, didn't ya. Lets hope this thread doesnt devolve into racist jokes...such as-why did the black 4th grader have a bigger penis than his classmates? Because he was 18. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. This message was edited by zootybang on 2-11-02 @ 1:20 PM

ChowderPuke p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:20 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	quote: Had to go for the easy joke, didn't ya. Hey...what can I say? Gotta get they post count up somehow! <-------------------hehe Honk If You Like O&A! The Norton We Didn't Know! I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you want!

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 3:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Black History Month What? What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 3:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	you are such a fucking tool. it can't rain all the time In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up CEBOLLA

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	no your such a bigger fucking tool what? i said your a fucking tool and if you dont like it you can go to hell what? What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

stupidmailman	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	I's really agree

RonRon5477	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	damn, there goes my streak for non-double posts. but i made it to 500 posts without a double, barely. NICE! This message was edited by RonRon5477 on 2-11-02 @ 4:35 PM

RonRon5477	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	DY-NO-MITE!!! "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." -Shane Falco in The Replacements Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL* name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477*

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: no your such a bigger fucking tool what? i said your a fucking tool and if you dont like it you can go to hell what? i feel sorry for you it can't rain all the time In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up CEBOLLA

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:52 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	ok, so it's not edward scissor hands... Alice Cooper? Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	its the crow ya jackass. :D it can't rain all the time In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up CEBOLLA

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 5:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: and the frisbee was invented by the guy who invented the hula hoop norville barnes? "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 5:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	nigga pleezzzzzzzz ============================================================ :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

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