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Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 3:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Well judging from the huge orange and crimson stains in the crotch of your polyester pants and the thick smell of wet pennies and mustard in the air, i could only assume that the vomit inducing roadkill between your legs would look like that..lol!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!

This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 2-13-02 @ 3:35 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
it was probably after i was having a little fun with myself


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Well whatta ya know...that's how i make Grumps mom sweep my garage! The only drawback is that i have to throw the broom out afterwards because of the acrid smell of her rotting menopause-dripping cum tank on the handle...LMAO!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
LMAO Howie...but thats not a broom we stick in grump's mom's ass to clean the floor.

its one of these we shove up there.





This message was edited by JIMMYSNUKA on 2-13-02 @ 4:04 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

it was probably after i was having a little fun with myself

After viewing the accompanying picture to this statement.... and all I could think of is "why is she only wearing one sock"... I feel I need to seek help. I'm going to go to the local jail to play "Officer, guess where I'm hiding the drugs" to feel better.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
when do i get that sort of treatment

edit-----
quote:

After viewing the accompanying picture to this statement.... and all I could think of is "why is she only wearing one sock"...

HAHAHHA thats soo funny, im still giggling bout it now, its ok ladi, at least youre not in the room with 59 other students and theyre all like what the fuck is she lookin at

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 2-13-02 @ 4:21 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

least youre not in the room with 59 other students and theyre all like what the fuck is she lookin at

Oh, no, instead I'm at work... trying to scroll past the pictures really quick, so anyone going by won't notice & ask to SEE what that just was!!! This crowd wouldn't understand. :D




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Oh, no, instead I'm at work... trying to scroll past the pictures really quick, so anyone going by won't notice & ask to SEE what that just was!!! This crowd wouldn't understand.


yeah thats what im doing
im copying the link real quick and clickin on another window before they realize what im looking at

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
At least you two arent in the middle of a concrete room with no windows with 5 hairless boys tied to wooden chairs with 50 pound test fishing line....with them stairing at the computer screen just wondering what the FUCK is actually going to happen to them.

Not that it is my situation either.






This message was edited by JIMMYSNUKA on 2-13-02 @ 4:47 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

At least you two arent in the middle of a concrete room with no windows with 5 hairless boys tied to wooden chairs with 50 pound test fishing line....with them stairing at the computer screen just wondering what the FUCK is actually going to happen to them.


shhhhh dont tell the fucking police what im doing, they might come find me

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

At least you two arent in the middle of a concrete room with no windows with 5 hairless boys tied to wooden chairs with 50 pound test fishing line....with them stairing at the computer screen just wondering what the FUCK is actually going to happen to them.

You can hear their little sneakers sqeek on the floor. The little whimpers, and they try to talk to each other with their eyes, so you don't notice. And you try to threaten them... "If I hear you move in that chair one more time, I'm coming over there." But secretly you love the sound of the training diapers rustling on the 2 littlest ones. .... no I wouldn't know anything about that.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
SHHH ladi...people are going to think we are always together...but just be sure to bring me back my gi joe figures laced with chlorophorm.

I know my spelling fucking blows..but i dout anyone else is really looking in here now anyway.



This message was edited by JIMMYSNUKA on 2-13-02 @ 5:12 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
heres one of them nooooow


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 8:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

HAHAHHA thats soo funny, im still giggling bout it now, its ok ladi, at least youre not in the room with 59 other students and theyre all like what the fuck is she lookin at



You mean there's 59 other people in the room looking at you saying "What the Fuck is that"! Hey, that pic of the last chick looks like she could give some good "Jaw" and "Teeth"!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 8:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Hey, that pic of the last chick looks like she could give some good "Jaw" and "Teeth"!!



you shoduld know, you married her

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Marriage is something you'll never know anything about...."Date-Rape", "Ruphy-Fuck" and "Door Mat" seem to be in your cards..LMAO!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 10:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
LMAO...Hey CBH...does a sticky truck stop toilet seat with stray pubes and crusty brown ass flakes count too?

Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 10:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Now would this be the same Truckstop she works at or the one her mother works at?? Although, you can get the same environment in Ladi's bathroom, including the big naked sweaty trucker farting in her bed..LMAO!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Well it hink its the truck stop she works at.....but thats asslso where ladi picks up her men...her gig is she steals the toilet paper from the stalls and waits in there for a burly fella to take a grezy one then offers him her pony tail to wipe his ass.

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 10:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
holy quadroople post Batman...what happened Snuka got all excited talking about wiping an ass with a ponytail??


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran



This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 2-15-02 @ 10:40 PM
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 02-16-2002 @ 1:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Snuka - come on man! TFEC's sister didn't give that to you. You've had that way before then. Wasn't it Howie's grandma that did that to you? Or was it that one night with Ladi and bottle of scotch?




No that's what happene's after too many poker nights at grumps mom's house. I must say however that this thread has givin me such a stiffie evedn in my drunkin sytaker 2 stae!!!


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 8:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Well TFEC...Grumps mom kinda has a bad rap but she is very good at what she does. I mean if you dont get a boner from the site of her labia smacking the floor with a wet thud when she removes the tent she is using for undies...your not a real man.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
STAY AWAY FROM THE FUCKING TRAIN TRACKS


WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 9:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00

Snuka what did i tell you about getting too close to CBH's mom, she has every fucking disease in the book, now look what happened to you

can i lick it?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))



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