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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
A brain explosion just for me? Thanks OAAWITE!

I think there's one thing that's been forgotten in all this mess, and that's the nightie contest. The fact is, the influx of members that we've had is not the norm, and it's because of the contest. And I have no doubt in my mind that at least 90% of them came here because they are too stupid to know the difference between OPIEANTHONY.COM and OPIEANDANTHONY.COM - and if someone is too stupid to know that difference, just how intelligent will they be on a message board?

If you want to talk about the old days - in the old days, the people who became regular posters were the ones that either never provoked the wrath of the vets, or felt the wrath and were tough enough to stick around. The nicey nice era bred a lot of people who were coddled and probably never did belong here at all (I will never stop using MYLTF as my example for this).

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"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."




This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 2-13-02 @ 2:09 PM
IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
How ironic that people want the site to be 'plugged' but the accidentally plugging is causing so much shit (e.g. the stupid nighty threads).

And we don't hate newbies, we don't hate new posters. what we hate is when people just post either a a) stupid thread just to rile up epople or b) to promote their stupid favorite in the contest. Tools are tools whether they have 1 post or 1000 posts.

Also if someone makes fun of you be a man and take it, if you can't take it ask a mod to delete your account because you don't deserve to be here.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday 2/13: CBS: 60 Minutes 2, Guilty Hearts...NBC: Olympics...FOX: 80s, Life, Bernie, Titus...ABC: ife, Jim, Carey, Job...UPN: Enterprise, SU2...WB: Dawson, Glory Days...AMC: 945- Blow Out...
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter
Rookie
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Tools are tools whether they have 1 post or 1000 posts.


What if they have 7723 posts? ;) :P



I used to post on OpieAnthony.com
but I lost my bookmark
and now I can't find the site.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What if they have 7723 posts?
I'm beyond a tool.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday 2/13: CBS: 60 Minutes 2, Guilty Hearts...NBC: Olympics...FOX: 80s, Life, Bernie, Titus...ABC: ife, Jim, Carey, Job...UPN: Enterprise, SU2...WB: Dawson, Glory Days...AMC: 945- Blow Out...
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter
Donny
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Yeah and a big FU to people who have been here a couple of months and think they know all the answers. How would you like if you're having an argument with someone and I come in 3/4 of the way into the argument and just make assumptions with only a 1/4 of the knowlege. Arrogance will get you nowhere ....



I agree. You weren't referring to me were you? Seriously, I have my ideas as most of you do, but I certainly don't believe I have all the answers. And if I'm coming across that way, well, I'll have to make an effort not to.

quote:

.....my friend trust me.



Gee....now I'm your friend. Hey, I'm making progress.

Life is sweet.
DoughBoy
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The best part about this thread is the amount how much of a shit some people are really giving. Fucking drama queens! A thread of this type pops up every so often (it fits into the cycle) then the influx of fucktards slows then "normal" threads and postings return. Same shit different day. Cunts.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I've never seen the word "redux" written on this board before. Cool.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:


Gee....now I'm your friend. Hey, I'm making progress.



Atleast you've got the sarcasm part down.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
this thread is confusing me. everyone needs to stop complaining about everything.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:55 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

I've never seen the word "redux" written on this board before.
someone got a vocabulary builder calander for christmas...




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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

someone got a vocabulary builder calander for christmas...


Today's word of the day...
temerarious \tem-uh-RAIR-ee-us\, adjective:
Recklessly or presumptuously daring; rash.

i.e
OAAWITE, has labelled my moderating temerarious



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.



This message was edited by Faceman on 2-13-02 @ 5:12 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I've never seen the word "redux" written on this board before
So apparently you don't read the Apocalypse Now threads




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday 2/13: CBS: 60 Minutes 2, Guilty Hearts...NBC: Olympics...FOX: 80s, Life, Bernie, Titus...ABC: ife, Jim, Carey, Job...UPN: Enterprise, SU2...WB: Dawson, Glory Days...AMC: 945- Blow Out...
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter
MrT
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 7:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02


You know people, I may have just started postin' here the last couple of days but T been round the block a few helluva times and knows the deal with this here site. I'll tell you right now, if the fools just get to know their role, things will be a'right.


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
it all makes sense now...........


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

How ironic that people want the site to be 'plugged' but the accidentally plugging is causing so much shit (e.g. the stupid nighty threads).

Who would want to plug a site that is full of bickering and bickerers? Here's the spot: "Make sure you visit opieanthony.com. Watch the regulars fight for control against the moderators. Watch the regulars and psychopaths insult one another. Become a member and enjoy being pissed on after every post. Enjoy the 600 'how to make the board a better place'- threads. Have fun kids."

Face it folks...We are all dicks. Live with it. That's why we are here: To prove that we are the most clever dicks on the block. If ya can't play with the big dicks, newbies, then you won't survive. Put that in your handbook.

BTW, I like some of those sig pix I've seen. This contest is a great idea. I'll be entering something if I get some time. The Dicebop one's not showing up though. I'm curious to see that one obviously.

Go ahead...who's gonna be the first dick that calls me a dick. My money's on Austin. He's been dogging my ass lately.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Oh, the temerity...



TMS
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

If ya can't play with the big dicks, newbies, then you won't survive.
So DIG, how many big dicks can you play with at one time?

Come on, someone was bound to pick up on it...


This week's quote : A true hero is master of all manner of tools - whatever suits his needs. The power known to you as "Excalibur" is, in fact, only the burning echo of your very soul...


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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Oh, the temerity...

Yes, I'm quite the falphiconian.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

So DIG, how many big dicks can you play with at one time?

Come on, someone was bound to pick up on it...

That's it! We'll call it the "O&A Discussion Board Official Newbie Playing with Dicks Handbook". Chapter One: Getting to know you're dick.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 11:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
bananas ate my sneakers


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Getting to know you're dick.


When you figure out what's wrong with it, let me know.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Donny
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 7:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

If ya can't play with the big dicks, newbies, .....



These are not necessarily mutually exclusive - Newbies can have big dicks, too. Of course, I can only speak for myself.

________________________________________________________
Tools are tools whether they have 1 post or 1000 posts. IkeaBoy
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 2:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I will never stop using MYLTF as my example for this

Hey FTL - fuck you. Coddled? Not. As for not belonging here, aw, I didn't know you cared.

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey FTL - fuck you.

See? You got offended. You didn't even have to go out of your way to prove my point.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
No, not offended - just wanted to make sure you knew how I felt about you.



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