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barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 10:56 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	From what I understand, the most common cause of kidney stones is dehydration. Spend a lot of time in the sun without enough fluids and your urine crystalizes into stones. So, the best defense is to drink A LOT. Particularly things that make you piss a lot. Water, Cranberry juice and, my favorite... BEER, are all excellent kidney stone prevention tools. Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:22 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: So, the best defense is to drink A LOT. Particularly things that make you piss a lot. It's times like these that I am happy to have so active a bladder. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:22 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Being that A: the proportional size of a kidney stone in relation to the urinary track in NO WAY compares to the size of a 9 to 10 pound baby in relation to a female's birth canal and B: Birth is the ONLY regular physical occurance in humans that causes such intense pain that the body itself releases narcotics in the brain to dull the memory of said pain. Why am I not surprised that Magus knows what it is like to be a woman. This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-16-02 @ 11:24 AM

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:23 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	just what kind of weird ass mod shit are you trying to pull? Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

o&aswallow	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Well having had the punishment of passing 4 of these evil mothers I can tell you if there was a choice, get me pregnent please. Birth is at worst a matter of hours. Stones can last for days and often get stuck requiring surgical removal. And the surgical procedure is going in (and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out where they go in from) with a little basket and clamp to grab the stone. The pain is not that bad when the stone travels it's last foot or so. The pain is when it starts to move out of the kidney. It is a jagged crystalized piece of calcium and it tears up everything in it's path. The pain in the back and side is the worst pain you will ever feel. If you would like to experience something similar, ask someone to take a sledge hammer and wack you in the lower back with it. It won't be the same, but close. On two occassions I was doubled over in pain so bad that when I got to the emergency room I was green. So to all you pussy woman that will cry when you give birth, pffffft! Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:24 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I haven't the slightest clue what you mean. This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-16-02 @ 11:27 AM

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:26 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	did you know that there is an official thread devoted to working the kinks out of your sig? Visit this Website Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:28 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	So I fucked up, revel in it and stop defiling tequila's thread with your mocking tone mister SU guy dude. Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:17 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Thank you all for your input. This thread was posted to settle a bet between my wife & I. Now she has to pay up!!!!!!!!!!!! LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

o&aswallow	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: This thread was posted to settle a bet between my wife & I. Now she has to pay up!!!!!!!!!!!! So where's my cut of the action? Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: So where's my cut of the action? The doctor will be at your house in about 30 minutes for your circumcision. LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

o&aswallow	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	You won a circumcision? Sound like the Mrs one this one. Don't just stare at it.....eat it. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:54 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: The doctor will be at your house in about 30 minutes for your circumcision. Thats is your cut of the action Geez not only are you old but get some glasses;) LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 1:17 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I think it's more painful for a woman to give birth. Then again after the wars me and my infection pole have been through who am I to talk? Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

OAAWITE	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 3:07 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	For all of those who have so openly shared their experiences of passing those excruciating kidney stones, I, for one, would like to step forward and publically belittle you and laugh at your pain. HA HA HA. I laugh and point in your general direction. Confirmed kills: FoundryMusicJeff

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 4:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: How can I prevent this from EVER happening!?!?!? the doctors were blaming my brothers kidney stones on drinking too much iced tea. my sister-in-law blames them on my brother's new found love of redbull have some chuckles you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 02-16-2002 @ 5:38 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: love of redbull RED BULL GIVES YOU WIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 2-16-02 @ 5:57 PM

Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass.	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 12:53 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: B: Birth is the ONLY regular physical occurance in humans that causes such intense pain that the body itself releases narcotics in the brain to dull the memory of said pain Hmm...I guess my body decided to fuck me over big time and hold out on the narcotics. And the one's that the nice nurses gave me were useless. I've never had a stone so I can't say for sure which is worse. I agree with the statement that the vag is made to accomodate a birthing, but the exit is the easy part...it's the endless hours of excruciating labor pain leading up to that(back labor is like having a Mac truck repeatedly run over your tailbone). In my opinion, no one wins in either one of these situations-they pretty much equally suck. Where's your Milf mustache? ;)

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 2:26 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: RED BULL GIVES YOU WIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS & kidney stones! have some chuckles you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself

Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!!	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 8:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	I thought a beaner named tequila passing himself off as a guinea was worse? Oh wait, nevermind. Passing Stones is much more painful. I'd rather be hit in thelower back with a baseball bat, experience stone passing... As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing. ~George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty [Email]Filzy_metz@hotmail.com[/Email]

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 9:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: Birth is at worst a matter of hours. Stones can last for days and often get stuck requiring surgical removal. Actually giving birth is a process that takes about nine months, during which a woman gains about thirty to sixty pounds, vomits uncontrollably for the first three, spends between 3 hrs to 72 hours in labor (think someone drilling into your spine repeatedly over the entire span giving you time to get over the pain only to start all over), then spends the next four months to the rest of her life trying to get the weight off. (Nevermind raising the kid). I think, birth is worse. p.s. i almost forgot the stretch marks, the impromptu episiotome, and the possiblity of a c-section

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 9:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	They're talking about which is worse in regaurds to pain. Everything you mentioned (vomitting, weight gain, strech marks) are just inconveniences.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 02-17-2002 @ 9:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I thought the pain was a given.

Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!!	posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:07 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Child birth is a bit less painful simply because you're struck with awe when you know it's your kid. Kidney stones don't have that effect, unless you're CBH. As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing. ~George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty [Email]Filzy_metz@hotmail.com[/Email]

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