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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:15 PM      
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quote:
As long as I had the chance to return the favor i'd let her hit me in the doomper.
You are so gay



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:15 PM      
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I really gotta get me a notepad.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
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quote:
I really gotta get me a notepad.



You can borrow mine if you like....

quote:
You are so gay


Takes one to know one officer.





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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?




This message was edited by av8er on 2-19-02 @ 1:31 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:33 PM      
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quote:
You can borrow mine if you like....


Long way for a joke, but the end result was good. =)






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:56 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
Can a message board be held accountable for one of it's members taking their own life?


I refer you to the case of oa.com vs. Unicron



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I've always had this fantasy and have never had the opportunity to live it. (I could get mushy here, but I'll keep it short.) It is basically attempting every feasible sexual position on top of a dusty, old teacher's desk in an abandoned school.

P.S. Fantasy is my favorite! ;)


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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
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amy does it again...thread went off topic after just 2 posts



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Donny
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Joey - throw in a few infeasible positions and I'm in!
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
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Mine is to do it in the middle of an intense rainstorm - not tsunami or hurricane storm, but a really heavy downpour in the middle of the summer. Something about that has always been a turn-on.


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Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Mine is to do it in the middle of an intense rainstorm - not tsunami or hurricane storm, but a really heavy downpour in the middle of the summer. Something about that has always been a turn-on.


Good one...in the middle of a wide, open field?


Joey
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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
quote:

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So you'd let her strap one on and ram you in das doomper?

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As long as I had the chance to return the favor i'd let her hit me in the doomper.

So you'd be willing to do it if YOU could put on a strap-on and do her in das doomper.



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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
Amy asked...whats your sexual fantasy?


Me, you, a bucket of fried chicken, some fish oil, a couple of buckets of pigs blood, 2 55 gallon drums, a live chicken, a dead chicken, a gallon of duck sauce, 2 hot dog rolls, an uniflated balloon, a gaggle of geese, a pair of bison balls, some tree braches, a flag pole, a bucket of concrete, box of nilla wafers, a pair of pliers and a tape of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
amy does it again...thread went off topic after just 2 posts

happens all the time, im used to it by now
its my gimmick i guess
quote:
Me, you, a bucket of fried chicken, some fish oil, a couple of buckets of pigs blood, 2 55 gallon drums, a live chicken, a dead chicken, a gallon of duck sauce, 2 hot dog rolls, an uniflated balloon, a gaggle of geese, a pair of bison balls, some tree braches, a flag pole, a bucket of concrete, box of nilla wafers, a pair of pliers and a tape of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

that was my second choice

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
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lmmfao!! face wins



First member of the JWO!!!
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 4:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
box of nilla wafers
That's just sick



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Facey, I can see your vision but, what are the two hot dog buns for?





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Facey, I can see your vision but, what are the two hot dog buns for?
It's for the big sausage party that this thread has turned into. Who's got the mustard?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
It's for the big sausage party that this thread has turned into.


Well, she did ask us about our sexual fantasies...





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:24 PM      
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I would have loved to reply to this topic, but now im scared.

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:30 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
I would have loved to reply to this topic, but now im scared.

What a coincidence: Silera trembling in terror... Phase 1 of my favorite fantasy. ;)



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I think so, Brain...

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I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 10:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Whats is not my sexual fantasy. Who told you that?
quote:
he hasn't stuck his penis in a woman's vagina
The who in the what now?

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Note I said ON me, not IN me-- there's a major difference


ah, so it's a J-yelLow discipline fantasy?



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Good one...in the middle of a wide, open field?
A field works, or like in a forest setting, lots of trees, heavy rain, that summer-smell...doesn't get much better than that.
quote:
Who's got the mustard?
I don't know, but I'd avoid the relish if I were you.



This week's quote : A true hero is master of all manner of tools - whatever suits his needs. The power known to you as "Excalibur" is, in fact, only the burning echo of your very soul...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

Ha Ha! Made you look, hammer!!


Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Amy....I thought CancerMike was your sexual fantasy?

My fantasy? get real drunk,at bar 9, have Amy, Syko,Caz, Kerry, Cindy,Amy, Psycho to have their way with me.( HINT HINT....NUDGE NUDGE....WINK WINK)!!

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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 02-21-2002 @ 8:31 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
My fantasy? get real drunk,at bar 9, have Amy, Syko,Caz, Kerry, Cindy,Amy, Psycho to have their way with me

wow theres two of me now?? i had no idea
thats a fucking scary thought

and mike is my fantasy but i did want to keep it secret, THANKS!!
[fantasy nazi]NO FANTASY FOR YOU![/fantasy nazi]

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))


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