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Turn It Off
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 6:05 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey, this might sound a little stupid but me and a few friends were having a little debate and heres my question...Are girls more attracted to or prefer guys with short hair, long hair, or shaved head? Thanks.

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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
depends on the guy
i dont like long hair though

ive been really attracted to shaved heads lately though

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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 6:10 PM      
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hot surfer guys need the long hair, but i'm more of a shaved head kinda gal, right slackie??? ;)

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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 6:28 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Agreed. Short hair, unless you are surfer.
However, I have a thing for natural bald heads.

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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 6:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

but i'm more of a shaved head kinda gal, right slackie???



Heh heh :)

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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 7:21 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
It depends on the guy and if the hair (or lack thereof) "fits" him. Some people natually look better with long hair or short hair. And it takes a nicely shaped head to pull off being bald. I don't really have a preference...depends on the individual case.







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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 7:47 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
* roLLs eyeS *

uhMM well Fur me it realy don't maTtEr at this PoiNT ahah But uHmm it depends on How the Giy iS dreSseD haha .. why if we all saiD we' Like dread loCk BoiE wOulD ya starT to groW you haiR n Be a dread loCk .. oRR iF we all said we LooVe A niiCe SofT biCkeD skuLL to rub our lil FingerS on would ya then shave it aLL ? Mister Turn it OFF ?? :D


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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
so the genreal consensus is that i should shave my head and look like alkey slack and ants. god can you imagine the confusion at the end of the night when we are suppose to pair up with our females, how the hell will they tell us apart? but if it what you girls seem to like, especially amy, i guess i could go back to the shaved head thing.


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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:09 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
shaved head is best. but only if your eyebrows aren't too dark & thick. that just bothers me.

plus - you gotta have facial hair too



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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
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A guy with long hair has to work too hard to pull it off, i prefer short or bald. Eitherway- it really does depend on the guy.

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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

oRR iF we all said we LooVe A niiCe SofT biCkeD skuLL to rub our lil FingerS on would ya then shave it aLL ?


I'd put my head in an oven if you asked.

quote:

shaved head is best. but only if your eyebrows aren't too dark & thick. that just bothers me.

plus - you gotta have facial hair too


Well, hello there. ;)








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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Just enough hair to grab during a vigorous banging will do...oh, and keep the yam hairs cropped too please. You don't need to be sporting a Norton, but a GI Joe is nice...just not a Marley, ok?



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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 10:32 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
what can i say?

i'm a sucker for facial hair ;)



have some chuckles

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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'm all about you being a sucker.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
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Wow, I seem to be in the minority here. I actually prefer long hair (the longer, the better); feels nice draped across the body during, um, intimate moments. ;)


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PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 10:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Now, I'm so torn.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Wow, I seem to be in the minority here. I actually prefer long hair (the longer, the better); feels nice draped across the body during, um, intimate moments.
ok alkey, my turn... Well, hello there. :)



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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 11:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Well, damn...I like 'em all. There's the masculine bald head (goatee included), the sexy long hair (I watch too much goddamn wrestling) and the hot, blue collar short hair.

But hey, if your face is wrecked, even awesome hair won't help you. ;)


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Turn It Off
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

uhMM well Fur me it realy don't maTtEr at this PoiNT ahah But uHmm it depends on How the Giy iS dreSseD haha .. why if we all saiD we' Like dread loCk BoiE wOulD ya starT to groW you haiR n Be a dread loCk .. oRR iF we all said we LooVe A niiCe SofT biCkeD skuLL to rub our lil FingerS on would ya then shave it aLL ? Mister Turn it OFF ?? :D



your making my balls sweat. i have to go shave my taint now, thanks.



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