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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
I means on my summers off I help my Dad run a Security Company, dipshits


So you both walk around mall parking lots and ask people if they locked their cars?



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

irishcros
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
HAHA,not yet.

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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Keep it coming Ants. I think I remember reading something funny from you once.
Alright, that's where I draw the fucking line. Don't you EVER accuse me of being funny. That just hurts, man, it really fucking hurts. Take it back, you fuck.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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paulzballz
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:05 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
well there goes the commack thread just when i waz gettin excited, thanx alot sex offenders u helped mack out alot

irishcros
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Alright, my bad. You aren't funny I apologize.

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irishcros
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I don't, however, understand my brother's use of the word Mack.

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irishcros
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:08 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I don't, however, understand my brother's use of the word Mack.

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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
thanx alot sex offenders u helped mack out alot

Glad we could help. Come back soon.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:10 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Wite that makes no sense.


You really are dumb.
That's the funniest reply I've read in a while.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
paulzballz
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Thanx a bunch dig! ur a good guy! yeah bro sorry bout the mack thing after all the lacrosse this week im too tired to type the whole word my bad
lataz

irishcros
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I gotta say, I feel like Vos on stage tonight. I got fucking torn up, and my brother's help doesn't quite fit my definition of it.

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:15 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Thanx a bunch dig! ur a good guy! yeah bro sorry bout the mack thing after all the lacrosse this week im too tired to type the whole word my bad


Alright, you two "fetuses that the hanger let get away" are brothers, right? How about you talk to each other in the same room, or pick up a fucking phone?






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
I got fucking torn up, and my brother's help doesn't quite fit my definition of it.



Well if it's any consolation to you, you both have the same sense of humor. You also seem to share the same brain. Must be a bitch having to hand it back and forth to each other though



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

irishcros
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Ok, I'm humbly gonna go try to be funny somewhere. Brian, you stay here...

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paulzballz
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
long distance charges r a bitch lemme tell ya alkey. almost as much of a bitch as u r ya tool.

paulzballz
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:22 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
it sure is a shame all these extrodinarily smart minds gone to waste at an opie and anthony messege board. hmmmm i never thought id find such smart people here. someones gtta tell bill gates bout this he is gonna flip a shit.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:23 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
almost as much of a bitch as u r ya tool.


Enough about me. How's lacrosse treating ya?






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
it sure is a shame all these extrodinarily smart minds gone to waste at an opie and anthony messege board. hmmmm i never thought id find such smart people here. someones gtta tell bill gates bout this he is gonna flip a shit.

You should stop while you're not ahead. You and your bro should just lick your wounds and continue the debate about whether or not you have the same father or not.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
paulzballz
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:26 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
o great alkey thanx! just workin on my scholarship now not sure where ta go yet... i got allotta options. man i knew there must be some nice people on these threads.

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ahhh, it's nice to see a real late night chat thread.

This smells alot like ground control.



TMS
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-20-2002 @ 10:27 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
How's lacrosse treating you?

just workin on my scholarship now not sure where ta go yet


I mean I love lacrosse, but what am I going to do in my life, become a professional Lacrosse player?-Oz, American Pie



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.



This message was edited by Faceman on 2-20-02 @ 11:32 AM
Ferret
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 11:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I'm now ashamed to live anywhere near Commack now that I know this fucktard not only lives there, but is soliciting shout-outs to it. Congratulations irishcros, you've forced me to leave Long Island. Oh, and I now denounce my Irish roots as well. I want to free myself of anything I have in common with you.


Hangs head in embarrassment. Why the hell did he have to be from the island???

quote:
My goal here is to piss off as many people as possible into responding. Come on...


Shouldnt that be Strike 1 right there???

quote:
I post, witty or stupid, I get at least an hour of enjoyment. That's an hour worth of money saved from the bar, an hour for my ps2 to cool off, an hour worth of laughter.


Wow, thats quite an exciting life you live there.



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Moss should have given the ball to his coaches to spike, or at least invited them onto the field to take part in the celebration, because they were the ones who made that score possible. But don't tell that to Randy, it would only take away from the glory he believes he deserves for being as great as he is. Click here for the whole article


GonzoStyle
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 11:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Irishcros, I think it's a fuckin shame truthfully. I think it's a crime in-fact that you have to share a similar name with alkey, don't mind him. He's just pissed that you suceeded where he failed.

BM but who's incoming?





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

paulzballz
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Maybe I will be a pro lax player I'm not sure yet. I'm just playin to get into a good school for now. American Pie waz awesome by the way.
LATAZ

RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 5:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I'm from Commack. Wow! I'm actually excited about this. OPM chick is also from Commack. But, she has'nt posted in months.
So, who are you?

This message was edited by RottenVinny on 2-20-02 @ 5:38 PM


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