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GAGOOTZ
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey all, just wanted to check in and say hi and tell you of something that just pissed me off. On Monday night I was at LaGuardia Airport getting on a flight to take me back to NC and guess what piece of rat scum I saw standing in the airport!? The fat fuck Rev Al Sharpton. Oh my god did I want to walk up and just deck him in the face. But his big Jamaican looking bodyguards would have fucked me up a little, but oh would I have loved it. Sorry to rant on a stupid topic but I just was bored.



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posted on 02-20-2002 @ 8:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh my god did I want to walk up and just deck him in the face. But his big Jamaican looking bodyguards would have fucked me up a little

Pussy


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posted on 02-20-2002 @ 8:30 PM      
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quote:

But his big Jamaican looking bodyguards would have fucked me up a little,


A little?


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posted on 02-20-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Doesnt asking for an autograph annoy people anymore???



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posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I want to walk up and just deck him in the face

quote:

Pussy

Slackjaw comment?


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Joey BigArms
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posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Slackjaw comment?

I have one, even bigger pussy.


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Cunt-Twat
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posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Slackjaw comment?
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I have one, even bigger pussy.


hey!!
um gagootz, weren't you supposed to come on sat night???

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 2-20-02 @ 9:11 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I have one, even bigger pussy.

LMMFYBOBSJIABFPFNHJBAITF!!!!!!!!!


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slackjaw
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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Look at this..... the wetback and the bobbin head doll are talking shit! Well listen here my diminutive friends.... I got something for both your asses, and trust me, after it's been with Gonzo.... I am sure you don't want any.



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This message was edited by slackjaw on 2-20-02 @ 9:18 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I can talk all the shit I want. It's my money on the line until you decide you are man enough to knock JBA the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!11


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Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
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posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I can talk all the shit I want. It's my money on the line until you decide you are man enough to knock JBA the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!11

[blows whistle]boys boys [blows whistle] can i watch?? :D

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slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

can i watch??




I fear there will be little entertainment value, I won't even work up a sweat!





Not only do I love the Cunt-Twat, but I think she is the bestest diggity! I will kill any bastard that says otherwise!
AIM


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I fear there will be little entertainment value, I won't even work up a sweat!

Because you wont do it pussy


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Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
i'll make sure he fights!!

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Now see, if she insists, I am gonna HAVE to do it. I was all trying to be nice before, but c'mon.... if pookie says so, I gotta stomp a mudhole in your ass!



Not only do I love the Cunt-Twat, but I think she is the bestest diggity! I will kill any bastard that says otherwise!
AIM


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Now see, if she insists, I am gonna HAVE to do it. I was all trying to be nice before, but c'mon.... if pookie says so, I gotta stomp a mudhole in your ass!

I bet she fucks you in the ass with a strap-on you faggot


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This message was edited by Tequila on 2-20-02 @ 9:55 PM
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I bet she fucks you in the ass with a starp-on you faggot

do i sense jealousy???

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 2-20-02 @ 9:54 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Not at all just pointing out the fact that you do that to him.


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

The Gay Mexican lisped this shit...
I bet she fucks you in the ass with a starp-on you faggot

And then the Super Cunt-Twat pimp slapped his ass with this...
do i sense jealousy???




You tell him!

Tequila.... [homer simpson] You Are Gay![/homer]



Not only do I love the Cunt-Twat, but I think she is the bestest diggity! I will kill any bastard that says otherwise!
AIM


Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
oh tequila, i'll garuntee a fight that will entertain all!!

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
What fight would that be?!?!?!?!?!?!?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
it's a surprise fight, you can call me don king if you want, but i'll come thru

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 11:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Can you two just have sex and get it over with, I can feel the sexual tension in this thread alone.


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posted on 02-21-2002 @ 8:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
hey gagootz
where are those pictures im supposed to see?

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posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:07 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

But his big Jamaican looking bodyguards would have fucked me up a little,


And you call yourself a fuckin marine? I'm embarrassed for you. What kind of a fuckin pussy are you that you're afraid to get your ass kicked. Did they teach you nothing in the marines? There are soldiers of past rolling over in their graves. There are soldiers of present that will rip off your head and shit down your neck if they found out that your pussied out!

If this is what the US military is like, we're doomed. Abso-fucking-lutely doomed.


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