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TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 7:05 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	This show looks sick. I saw a commerical for it and this looks like it will be very funny watching these fat fucks stuff their face with everything. Here is the press release for it. Tonight, the biggest and fastest "gastronomic athletes" from around the world are lining up for the most outrageous, gut-busting fest to hit the small screen -- "The Glutton Bowl: The World's Greatest Eating Competition." This two-hour eat-'til-you-drop mouth-off, which is running against the Olympics in its bid for viewers, pits 40 competitors in various face-stuffing challenges. Winners get, what else? A big cash prize and tons of free food! Some of the Glutton Bowl's buffet busters are members of the International Federation of Competitive Eaters. According to FOX, these chowhounds will compete in front of thousands of spectators for the coveted "champ of the chomp" title. Earlybird-special amateurs will want to steer clear -- or get gobbled up along the way! In the first round, contestants will be judged on how fast they can down huge quantities of food --- bowls of mayonnaise, beef tongue, sticks of butter, and other edibles. Winners in each round earn a spot in the finals, which, as expected, is an all-out gorge-fest. In true reality-show spirit, the final championship round throws in some surprise delicacies -- definitely not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach. The competition ends when only one pro glutton is left standing. "The Glutton Bowl: The World's Greatest Eating Competition" airs tonight, February 21 at 8 p.m. ET, on FOX. And you thought the family picnic was exciting....

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 7:25 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	and this is from the same people who brought you who wants to marry a millionaire and tempation island. They also canceled family guy. Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001 Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!! 111 Also I'll fuck you til you love me!!!

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 7:27 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Hey lent TI 2 was good. 3 couples broke up this time and there was a lot of stuff going on on this one. You forgot Love Cruise and Boot Camp This message was edited by TeenWeek on 2-21-02 @ 7:31 AM

Norton's Victim	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 8:33 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	This is going to be funny as hell. It is kind of sick and I do thing that Fox is making some bad choices with their shows, but come on. People making total asses of themselves and having heart attacks. Nice! "Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey

Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:03 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00	This sounds SO disgusting, really a microcosm of everything that's wrong with America. How do they justify wasting so much food? There must be proceeds going somewhere nonprofit, or leftover donations to the starving right? How else would activists let them get away with it.

Norton's Victim	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:06 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: How else would activists let them get away with it. No one listens to activists anymore. They have all gone to far and gotten too annoying. They have completely become null and void. Groups that once had meaning and a great point (NOW, NAACP) are now just bitching about anything to keep there organization alive. People are sick of it. We don't need to send starving people food, we need to send them suitcases so they can move out of the desert. (Thank you Mr. Kinison) "Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey

i'm a walking joint I wish I was still FNMoron's wet dream... but he left me for a BONG!	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 9:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	this show is fucking funny. the best part is the 2 announcers talking about these guys like they have been following them for years. i can't shut this off.

OAAWITE	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 9:53 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Easily one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. The unintentional comedy is great too. These announcers are use the exact same adjectives, compliments, and awe that are usually reserved for artists, military, and nobel prize winners. HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH??!! Keep hacking, I'll keep posting New Poster with a question? AIM me Confirmed Kills: Foundry Music Jeff. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-22-02 @ 12:59 AM

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 9:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	yea, this is nasty as hell. eating mayonaisse is fuckin sick. it can't rain all the time In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up CEBOLLAi am goro

OAAWITE	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 9:58 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Actually proclaimed by the lead announcer after the winner officially won the contest: "There is no question in my mind, he is the greatest athlete in the world!!" Double exclaimation points are warranted by the tone of this guy's voice. Simply awe inspiring HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH??!! Keep hacking, I'll keep posting New Poster with a question? AIM me Confirmed Kills: Foundry Music Jeff. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-22-02 @ 12:59 AM

i'm a walking joint I wish I was still FNMoron's wet dream... but he left me for a BONG!	posted on 02-21-2002 @ 10:03 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	quote: "There is no question in my mind, he is the greatest athlete in the world!!" I was laughing so hard when the guy said that. That guy was a machine though. Kind of like he had a mechanic mouth.

Angelo from da Bronx	posted on 02-22-2002 @ 12:23 AM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	I'd rather be watching the Family Guy. Lousy FOX... -------------------------- E-Mail me HERE AIM ME AT : OA AfdB Visit my Site

irishcros	posted on 02-22-2002 @ 12:35 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	I really don't understand Fox. They put shit like this on, but at the same time they've had really quality shows. I don't see how the same people who bring us this and That 80's Show came up with Simpsons, Undeclared, 24, etc. Officially Self Appointed Moderator The Whole Fucking Thread Austen went down on me

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 02-22-2002 @ 1:14 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	i saw commercials and was too disgusted to watch it. wre are an awful nation "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Friday 2/22: CBS: 60 mINUTES 2, Primal fear...NBC: Olympics...FOX: Lost in Space really bad movie...ABC: Kids, Jim(R), Carey (R), Line (R)...UPN: Lethal Weapon 3...WB: Sabrina, Dad, Reba, Me...TNT: Terminator....Comedy Central: 930- STEVEN LYNCH SPECIAL... I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter

Banana_juice	posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	the funniest line I heard all night on that show was the announcer say about one of the first contestants: "He should be used to eating egg-shaped things, he is pretty big on the matzah ball circuit". E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:11 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I missed the last segment of the brain eating competiton. The most impressive guy of the night was the Hot Dog guy. He ate 31 fucking hot dogs. He probably could have kept going too. Is this the same guy who won the Nathan's contest for 4th of July hot dog eating contest every year.

mother shucker	posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:15 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	Yeah, I think that it's the same gook. He ate ten pounds of cow brains to win. Fucking dis-gooos-tin. I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!

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