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Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I know this is a very minor accomplishment, but it makes me happy to be chosen:

quote:

Congratulations Joanna!

Your poem, "Man's Destruction", has been chosen as the 'poem of the
day' for Friday, Feb 22, 2002.

Write on!
Ben Sturges
Poetism



The link is http://www.poetism.com if anyone is interested in reading it.

;)



Joey
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Norton's Victim
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Wow. That was really good! Congratulations on getting on that page. You've got some real talent. ;)



"Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey
Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I thought you were going to say you were pregnant.;)


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skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:00 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Visit this Website this is easier than cut/paste...

Way to go Joey, congratulations...



First member of the JWO!!!
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I thought you were going to say you were pregnant


Didn't she say she wanted bigger boobs? Well there's a way to get 'em.



"Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:00 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Tequila stole my joke. I'm not surprised.

Congrats.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Wow. That was really good! Congratulations on getting on that page. You've got some real talent



Thank you. :)

quote:

I thought you were going to say you were pregnant


Oh No! I would have named the thread "I can't take life anymore, someone please help me end it" (at least right now). LOL. I know that's not really funny, but having children frightens me at this point in my life.

Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest •
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Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I have to say Joey, very nice. It is an accomplishment, so don't under-estimate your talent.

usagirl21
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
Congrats Joey! Very nice poem. Would you mind if we made this a good news thread? I have some good news, too, but I already got flamed for posting in somebody else's thread before.

*****************************

Yes, the WOW was MS-Painted on
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Congrats Joey! Very nice poem. Would you mind if we made this a good news thread? I have some good news, too, but I already got flamed for posting in somebody else's thread before



Not at all. I would love to hear any good news that everyone else has. I think it will give us all an opportunity to find some positive in our lives :) :) :) :) :)



Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest •
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Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

usagirl21
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
Damn it! My first double post! I'll make up for it.
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Yes, the WOW was MS-Painted on


This message was edited by usagirl21 on 2-22-02 @ 10:16 AM
usagirl21
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
Thanks Joey, I completely agree. Here's my good news, my boyfriend of almost 5 years and I got engaged on Valentine's Day!

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Yes, the WOW was MS-Painted on
Donny
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

...very minor accomplishment, but it makes me happy ...



You do have a way with words and you appear to be an incredibly upbeat person. I have to reread the poem a few more times - I'm still grasping it (the poem, I mean)

quote:

Damn it! My first double post! I'll make up for it.



Maybe you thought it was worth repeating. :)

________________________________________________________
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
I knew that FIRST!!??!! :)









"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Norton's Victim
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
You know what you could do usagirl. You could always head over to the Wow board and take a nice little picture of the ring and your... um happy fun toys at the same time. I'm sure we'd all like to see that. Just a suggestion.



"Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
making up for it with another wow perhaps??

i had ta try!!



First member of the JWO!!!
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Really good work joey.

Your vocbulary is very good and you have a very good sense of structure. I like it and if it matters I started a thread to share poems in off topic some months ago. If you do a search on it you'll find it maybe for some inspiration or whatnot. There's actually quite of few of us who write on here.

Plus it's not a small accomplishment, I remember how hard it was to get my first poem published. The immense joy and satisfaction to know finally something of mine was good enoguh to be published both in print and online, it was amazing. Then it gets easier after you get one piece published them you move on to bigger forms of expression and literature like short stories, it's really great.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-22-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
It's a dream of mine to have my own book of poetry published.

A few years ago I threw up a pair of works on Poetry.com, but they're douches over there. They make you cut it down to like 20 lines, so I could only upload half a poem. Then they put it in their little anthology to try and make you buy it back. It's such a scam.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Froy, I got caught in a scam like that when I was a teenager, too. I won't pay to have my work displayed anymore. And, within the next five years I hope to own a publishing house that will actually give books away for free. I'm working on my business plan now, but hopefully it works! As pathetic as this sounds, I'll probably still be posting here, so I'll let you know when it happens :)



Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest •
Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 02-22-2002 @ 3:21 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Your vocbulary is very good
So is your splling, Gnzo.

Congrats Joey, good job.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-22-2002 @ 8:51 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
congratulations joey.

it was really good.



have some chuckles

you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

So is your splling, Gnzo.



Make your dick hard to find a spelling error? How froyish of you, I'll get my revenge though.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Sniff Sniff,Look,messageboard members are capable of demonstrating love and support.It's beautiful sniff sniff.(Joey,nice pose in that pic,Anyway,congrats)

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!

This message was edited by TheLatinJoker on 2-23-02 @ 12:47 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
You're a poet and I didn't know it! OHH! But I knew you were hot. No problems figuring that out. Nice job, btw.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
irishcros
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 9:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
You realize, of course, most literary websites are full of complete rubbish and actually a gimmick to steal the rights to your work and later anthologize it without paying you a dime. Your stuff's good though, try sending it around to literary agents and the like.

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